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Kiki-Kiti
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kiki-Kiti is a gaiafagging, self-obsessed drama whore from DevianTART. Kiki-Kiti is so special, she doesn't even fit under the heading of 16-year-old girl, as she is not cool enough to fit in with that crowd. So, Kiki has tried to fit in with another group, and thought it was a good idea to try her hand as a dramatician. Now, some people just aren't cut out to dispense lulz in that fashion, and 13-year old furries like Kiki-Kiti are advised against trying.
Kiki pulled up to ED about 7 or 8, and she yelled to her sockpuppet yo holmes smell you later, she looked at her kingdom she was finally there, but she was too butthurt to sit with the clan of ED.
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[edit] Kiki-Kiti, the greet arteest
As stated earlier, Kiki is a DevianTARTlet. Like all the great DevianTARTlets, she has discovered that one does not need any actual artistic skill to survive on DeviantART, just the ability to whine constantly. And boy howdy does she have whining skill! Kiki knows where the 'crying will get me pageviews' button is, and she's not afraid to use it! Unfortunately for the chronicling of lulz, she also keeps her journal-deleting muscles in peak condition, so if you ever see her acting like, well, herself, make sure to screencap that shit!
Kiki is a multitalented tartlet, though. As well as keeping up whining when people are not nice to her, she knows that acting like an entitled bitch will make her popularity skyrocket! So, despite her less than stellar drawing abilities, Kiki has made it her mission to let people know how terrible their art is. Of course, most people on DevianTART have this coming to them. But since most people on DevianTART have better drawings than Kiki, she finds another way to flame them - by calling them ugly! Such genious comes very seldomly!
Never mind the fact that Kiki herself is a bit of a dog, and the ironing of calling somebody ugly over the internet is delicious.
[edit] Sayacat
After getting into an e-fight with a true DeviantDIVA - Sayacat - and losing, Kiki-Kiti discovered that she needed moar than her whining and name-calling to right this wrong. So, in her time of need, she turned to the one true light of the internets, and wrote an article about how she had been wronged by Sayacat.
And it was fukkin lol. BEHOLD
Unfortunately, it was in fact a terrible article, and funny in all the wrong ways. Kiki-Kiti was shown to be incredibly butthurt, and the Sayacat article was rightfully baleeted.
[edit] Further ED Shenanigans
Kiki was not at all put off by the reactions to her excellent writing. Instead, she went on to write more and more articles, amassing a total of four articles written solely about people who called her a bitch one time. Now this wouldn't be so bad if she'd padded them out with actual content, but nope, every article she writes follows a set formula. Take a look at that Sayacat article she wrote. Replace the word "Sayacat" with her latest raper, replace the parts about journals with parts about how they called Kiki a bitch, or about how they are pedophiles for liking Kiki one time, and add in a lot more ad hominem about how fat the rapist is, and replace the rest of the article with a new copypasta of comments/chatlogs. Voila! You've written a Kiki-Kiti article! Go pat yourself on the cock.
[edit] Not Butthurt
Though Kiki seems to exist in a continuous state of butthurt, she maintains that it is in fact you who are the butthurt one. Here, eat this delicious copypasta of part of her latest journal rampage:
| “ | SHE HATES YOU ALLLLLLL. Well, not all of you. Just most. She still likes some of you, but she's getting tired of fake people and stupid sluts that SAY THEYRE GONNA KILL THEMSELVES AND NEVER COME ONLINE or PICTURE WHORES THAT POST 937592759325927538 PICTURES OF THEMSELVES AND CALL IT ART BECAUSE THEY CHANGED 2 COLORS AND TILTED IT 2 MILLIMETERS TO THE RIGHT. Oh, and the people that never give good comments on her pics, they only comments peoples' shitty art and not the good. And the people that don't bother to read the stories and give good comments and criticism, like "OMG YAY!" or "KOOWL". Like, she worked 3 months on her story and NO ONE bothered to read it. They only claimed they did. No one ever talks to her either... unless she gives you gift-art. It's pretty sad. She's also annoyed with people that are like, "OMG KIN I CAL U ON TEH FOUN?!?/1/!" but never call or email... It's ALL on deviantART. And how everyone talks about how BIG THEIR BOOBS ARE. | „ |
| —Kiki-Kiti's sockpuppet, speaking for Kiki [1] | ||
As hilarious as capslocked journals like this one are, it is the comments that are a goldmine of lulz. For the most part, Kiki relies on her sockpuppet, Toadster749, to fend off commenters. But later on, Kiki, who has apparently been driven away to never return, comes back herself to write some particularly choice replies.
Namely,
| “ | You can keep on talking, but all I hear is "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *TEAR TEAR TEAR*" | „ |
| —Kiki-Kiti, replying to a TL;DR comment telling her to leave instead of just talking about it [2] | ||
Incidentally, this sounds very similar to something she was told on ED.
| “ | I'm trying to listen to what you're saying but all I'm hearing is BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. | „ |
| —MissEchelon, to Kiki's sockpuppet, here | ||
Also this section needs more quotes.
| “ | LOLDONGS | „ |
| —loldongs.com [3] | ||
[edit] Kiki on GaiaOnline
Finally, a true treasure exists for us from Kiki. Although she spends much of her time pissing other people off, and keeps all her shit interlinked, she didn't stop to think that it might be a bad idea to supply ammos for people who might like to chronicle her stupidity. So, she thought nothing of writing sometimes personal information on GaiaOnline.
She thought it might be a good idea to say, tell the Internets that she has a bladder problem and sometimes "it just comes out and i can't hold it in". Or to let everybody know that "i'm emo and i cut myself, which is what i'm doing right now" - pity she forgot that IT'S DOWN THE ROAD, NOT ACROSS THE STREET.
This is precious treasure, and you must never misuse it, okay Internet?
Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica retard. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To flame this user, please visit User_talk:KikiKiti.
[edit] Kiki's existing articles
[edit] External Links
- Kiki-Kiti on DevianTART
- Her just-as-shitty FAC account
- Kiki-Kiti's sockpuppet, Toadster749
- Kiki's self-made DA fanclub
- Kiki-Kiti on GaiaOnline
- Kiki-Kiti's FreeWebs shite
