Kirbyslover
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KirbysLover began the internet as Futurama cross fanartist long before joining DeviantArt. She emailed her works to be hosted at leelazone.com.ar, before it became futurma-madhouse.com.ar. Her work can still be seen at Futurama Madhouse. Her blantant (poorly executed) copy and pasting was humorously well recieved at the site. She changed her ways after some creative criticism, and started drawing the characters herself. Which is a step up from the "collage" work featured at Futurama Madhouse, though one could argue that she was better off with the collage stuff.
| Keep in mind that Kirbyslover will delete her artwork/journals the instant she gets so much as a single negative comment. Therefore, make sure you screencap before you flame. Also, remember while reading this article that she is 22 years old. |
Kirbyslover is a 22-year old, very sensitive artist from DevianTART. She is HIGHLY TALENTED, posting very original art of things such as Wallace and Grommit, Sonic the Hedgehog, that alien guy from WarioWare and Bubsy Rayman. She wants in the pants of cartoon characters, occassionally furry ones, and treats every single bad thing that happens as if it were the most traumatic event ever.
[edit] DevianTART
As stated previously, Kirbyslover is a wonderful artist. 100+ hours in MSPaint.
On a quick look at her gallery, she is easily passed off as just another retarded DevianTARTlet. But if one delves deeper, they find she posts such wonders as frog yiff between Slippy Toad and her self-insert (see below), more policy violations than you can poke a stick at (most of which she's removed because if her gallery got deleted she'd probably have another nervous breakdown), including bizarre and unexplained crossovers and uh... she thinks she had sex with a cartoon character? The point is, Kirbyslover wants hot dickings from her favorite (male because she's totally not lesbian) characters. Meanwhile she like to portray her favorite female characters completely out of character.
Like all DevianTARTlets, Kirbyslover cannot accept criticism. In fact, if her fanart gets made fun of enough, she will stop drawing it. So far she claims she will never draw Bubsy again because of ED. To date, 90% of the artwork that was linked from here was deleted, so the secret to driving her away would be to link to every image in her gallery, or just the whole gallery itself.
Need I remind you all that Kirbyslover is 22 years old?
[edit] Her deviantTART Journal
Drawing porn involving various male characters fucking her self-inserts and unusually happy images of Ashley from WarioWare is just one source of lulz. Another source is her absolutely wonderful DA Journal. Her journal seems to indicate that she thinks it's perfectly normal to act like a 5 year old in public. She rants on about such important topics such as how evil her parents are for not letting her watch shows that make her flip out over the main character dying, hitting her like any responsible parent would do, and how she wants to murder them for said hitting, as well as a random retard on a short city bus. You can tell you have some absolute non-typical emo gold when she deletes an entry soon after she posts it, such as the one where she, in her words, "threw a temper tantrum" over a FUCKING STICKER BOOK. What is amazing is that she mentions this but withholds something that probably wouldn't have made her look like she's a complete fucktard. But then again knowing her it's every bit as bad as the airport incident.
Please remember that Kirbyslover is 22 years old.
[edit] Gallery of Crazy Batshit
 Worst. Quotation. Ever. |
 Kirbyslover has post-traumatic stress disorder from missing an episode of Sonic X |
 HELP ME BEFORE I KILL MYSELF OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!1 |
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 KIRBYSLOVER IS A COMMENT-HIDING CUNT! |
 She loves her computer more than she loves her mother |
 An event that she will forever refer to as the "sticker book" incident. |
 Even idiots know why she's a lolcow |
 But you're just so reactive it's hard to resist. |
[edit] The Forums
She often posts about wanting to commit suicide:
AIM IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
HICCUPS MAKE KIRBYSLOVER SUICIDAL!!!
[edit] LiveJournal
Aside from being a talented artist, Kirbyslover is 22 years old. And very mature for her age. She has a LiveJournal riddled with entries to attest to this fact. As you read through the journal, there is a fact that you must not forget.
Kirbyslover is 22 years old.
All entries in her journal are public, and most of them are about such shocking issues as "what am I going to do if Sonic dies?", "[if I don't] get Mario DDR, [I'll] be emotionally drained for all eternity", "Thanks to some advice from Sonic which became a meme on YTMND, I was able to report the idiot who was touching me in the wrong spot" and the like.
This being said, the reason her LiveJournal is locked against commenting is because one person posted MEAN comments. How uncalled for. Yet she still keeps it public. The mind boggles.
Example of one of her very mature livejournal entries:
Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 6:57 am On the verge of panic during Sonic X... On June 28, 2005, I was told by my parents I was not allowed to watch One Piece anymore for my own sanity.
During the final season of Sonic X, little did I know that I was going to be in for alot of stress, especially for April 1st when there was an episode where Shadow was trying to pursue poor Cosmo for no reason. He had injured Sonic and Chris Thorndyke. As the episode was progressing, it was pushing me over the edge to the point where on the verge of panic, I had ATTEMPTED to call my shrink. Strangely, I didn't know his number. So what do I do? I called the operator to see if she could give me the number to Easter Seals. I was screaming on the phone (hopefully my dad wasn't hearing me) "GOD, PLEASE DON'T TAKE SONIC AWAY FROM ME!". This Sonic X episode was a shell shock, not to mention I had missed the episode before that thanks to United Airlines (which shell-shocked me for life). After the Sonic X episode had ended open ended, my dad comforted me (while I was crying). However, minutes after he left, I knew I would be thankful because the police suddenly pulled up into my driveway. I told them the story about what was going on during Sonic X, but the policeman was friendly, mainly because he told me that his daughter watches Kim Possible. I was still upset during that day, but after the police left, I kept this whole thing a secret and pretended it never EVER happened, because if my parents, Mr. Shiffer, or Dr. Williams heard about this incident, my parents would have banned me from Sonic X like they did with One Piece. I still have kept this a secret to this day, and I have the hope my parents (or Mr. Shiffer) will NOT read this entry whatsoever.
I was terribly traumatized by "a cartoon's death" since I was booted out of a theater crying like a toddler when they exiled Flik from ant island, and the grasshoppers got very upsetting. To this day, I still haven't been able to go to a movie by myself, regardless of its rating. No wonder why my parents have a shrink for me.
KIRBYSLOVER IS TWENTY-FUCKING-TWO YEARS OLD.
![BUBSY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN [1]](/web/20071231003149/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Kirbyslover_bubsy.jpg)
[edit] Serious Business - the airport incident
By far the most serious business that Kirbyslover (who is 22 years old) has been involved in is "the incident at the airport". Said traumatizing incident is so serious that she now has PTSD from how the airport treated her.
Nothing that can be written here can beat her own accounts of the incident (which is at least 100x moar serious than anything you could imagine)
- Posted on DevianTART forums
- Posted on DevianTART journal
- Alluded to somewhere on LiveJournal (I'm too retarded to figure out how to link to individual entries)
That's right. She has PTSD from the fact that the airport bumped back her flight several hours and as a result she missed an episode of Sonic. Which is more retarded: The fact that she believes this is true or the fact that she plastered this all over the internets?
In case you've forgotten, Kirbyslover is 22 years old.
[edit] Kirbyslover wants secks from cartoon characters
As you may have noticed, Kirbyslover has a disturbing number of self-inserted Mary-Sues in an array of bizarre fandoms. This in itself is fair enough - most DevianTARTlets love to draw their fursonas or whatever hanging out with their favourite kawaii animu/games characters.
But of course, what Kirbyslover really likes is taking her Mary-Sues and pairing them up with the grossest canon characters she can find. I mean for fuck's sake, it's a frog! What the hell?! This one has a dong for a head. King Dedede is the height of class. And goombas will never, EVAR be sexy. There are others - this is just the cream of the crop.
It's disturbing enough that she does this with her Mary-Sues, but when she dispenses with the middle-man and just writes about her getting it on with cartoon characters personally, it starts getting really creepy.
The Slippy porn was the result of two Deviants who put her up to it. Claimed it would make her gallery "awesome". When threatened with the Banhammer, she was quoted as saying "Who were these two loosers(sic) that tried to single handedly make my gallery "awesome"???? I'm going to find you two!" The fact that she fell for such an obvious troll is hilarious beyond words.
And the fact that she's 22 years old and fell for it makes it even funnier.
[edit] A typical chat with Kirbyslover
WarioWare2005: I'm frightened
WarioWare2005: I'm frightened
WarioWare2005: I'm frightened+
WarioWare2005: I'm frightened because my internet's going to fail on me
WarioWare2005: I'm frightened because my internet's going to fail on me
Xx Marie Chan xX: <_<
WarioWare2005: Don't you know what had happened to me when my internet went down on me?! I had one of the worst panic attacks which sent me to the ER
Xx Marie Chan xX: >_>
Xx Marie Chan xX: look
Xx Marie Chan xX: the internet will always come back
Xx Marie Chan xX: you crazy addict
WarioWare2005: I hope as hell my dad's not downloading anything off his computer because any time when my folks are using the internet to use the webcam, download, etc., it causes my internet to get hogged. Plus, I can't stand seeing the death clock on Firefox explorers, because when I see one for a long time, it could mean my internet's death is imminent
Xx Marie Chan xX: the what clock? XP Just share your computer and internet, that's what I do
Xx Marie Chan xX: you are on all the time
WarioWare2005: Ever use Firefox and see the "Loading" spinner at the upper right hand part of your screen? I called it the death clock, because following a router problem on my computer, we occasionally get these connection problems which occur for almost 10 seconds to 30 minutes.
WarioWare2005: Mom told me if the internet is still having problems after 30 minutes, we call the internet company
WarioWare2005: and I'm having a low, low self esteem because I'm hungry and I can't cook because I was blatantly interrupted by the fucking electrician. I'm going to go bald from stress!
[...]
Xx Marie Chan xX: why don't you doodle or read a book?
WarioWare2005: You know, without my computer, I can't play Banjo-Kazooie on the emulator.
Xx Marie Chan xX: and?
WarioWare2005: When my power went out on Friday the 13th, I had no way to play Banjo-Kazooie whatsoever.
Xx Marie Chan xX: uh huh
Xx Marie Chan xX: and what is so special about that?
WarioWare2005: I'm having an unhealthy obsession with the game...:'(
Xx Marie Chan xX: then break it
WarioWare2005: I still can't go into the kitchen because of the electrician, and I'm so ravenous I'd want to eat my leg or arm
WarioWare2005: GOD I AM ABOUT TO SLASH MY WRIST RIGHT NOW!
Xx Marie Chan xX: emo
WarioWare2005: IF MY INTERNET GOES DOWN I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER MY PARENTS
[edit] What happens when you explain to her what the problem is
WarioWare2005: I'm so fucking depressed right now because LarcenTyler480 abandoned me!!!
WarioWare2005: I feel like a baby who got dropped off somewhere
[...]
WarioWare2005: NOW PIRATEMAJORA BLOCKED ME!!!
WarioWare2005: MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOLE!!!
nintfjr: If you didn't treat your friends badly, no one would have blocked you.
WarioWare2005: FUCK YOU CUNTFUCKER
nintfjr: Very well
WarioWare2005 signed off.
[edit] What happens when you try to help her out
Session Start ([me]:WarioWare2005): Wed Oct 17 13:50:42 2007
[13:50] [me]: http://kirbyslover.deviantart.com/journal/15101534/#journal [13:50] [me]: This is the wrong way to deal with ED [13:51] [me]: When you're on Candid Camera, the best way to deal with it is to just calm down [13:51] [me]: You just opened another can of worms [13:51] WarioWare2005: Fuck off bitch! [13:51] [me]: HAHAHAHAHAHA [13:51] WarioWare2005: I THOUGHT I COULD BE NICE TO YOU AND UNBLOCK YOU, BUT NO! [13:51] [me]: I try to give yas advice, but ya never listen... [13:51] *** "WarioWare2005" signed off at Wed Oct 17 13:51:57 2007.
The journal in question, in case she decides to be a cunt and delete it.
[edit] Kirbyslover is 22 years old
- Alone in the dark...the movies that is...
- Grounded for two days
- She wants to murder her mother with a boxcutter
- Stuff on LiveJournal
Honestly, I don't see why she's allowed on the internets, if half the shit she posts is true.
[edit] Things to Make Note Of...
KirbysLover is:
- ttlysrs
- Mentally retarded
- stupid
- Well versed in internet law and is going to sue ED for being meeeeeean!
[edit] Adding it Up
Now, let's see here..
- Astoundingly horrible people skills
- Admittedly talks to "shrinks" but only because her parents make her
- Contemplates suicide at the drop of a hat, but won't because becoming an hero would make her miss her cartoons
- Obsessive over terrible cartoons which she draws equally terrible hentai for
- Creates mary sues that are recolors of her favorte male characters to use in said hentai
You don't need to be a "shrink" to realize that this harpoon-worthy monster has more than one mental illness leading to her delusionally channeling her affection towards these cartoon character out of need to be accepted. Unfortunately, not even a mudkips really cares for her, leading to yet another failure on her part.
[edit] A LAWSUITE! I demand a LAWLSUITE!
Much like the famed and srslytough Spaction3, KirbysCockSucker has threatened ED with a lawsuite for telling the truth and showing the world how much of a retarded fuckwad she is.
Perhaps rather than screaming about not getting to see episodes of SonicX, crying about her parents making her do chores in exchange for feeding her and providing shelter as well as wiping her ass, threatening to kill people for AIM and her internet not working, and drawing shitty Nintendo character fanart, this fatty fuck should go outside. With any luck, the rays of the sun will cause her to shrivel up and burn away like the vampires in Blade.
FECK OFF ED U MAKE TEH KIRBYSFUCKER MAAAAAAD!
Normal people, if you ever see this individual anywhere, be sure to shoot her on sight. With all that said, good night ED. Be safe, and don't let this psycho whore emo you up.
[edit] External Links
- Her DevianTART <-- Post a message there about how shitty her art is or about Luffy dying.
- Her LiveJournal
- Her shitty parodies
- Her SoundClick page <-- Spam her soundclick messageboard telling her just how shitty her parodies are and how she will never, EVAR be the next Weird Al.
