Klarawagner
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Klara Wagner is a relatively well-known member of DevianTart. She joined the site 16 March 2004.
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[edit] Klara's Gallery
From August 2004 to October 2006 she regularly exposed herself by posting nude photos of herself. Klara loved full frontal nudity, and submitted photos showing everything from her tits to her pussy, with the exception of her eyes. This combination of exhibitionism and sluttyness made her enticing and exciting to watch, earning her a fairly large following. Klara’s most famous works are ‘Lolita’ and ‘Curiosity’.
[edit] Klara's Journals
Klara wrote one or two journal pieces which attracted many comments from others. She had a poll called “I love your work ... I want to rape you” where she asked people to say if it is true that when they compliment her photo’s artistic value they actually mean they want to bang her (her words). 76 people said they have another motive, 364 people said they are honest with their artistic critique, and 259 people admitting they actually want to fuck her. Of course, that greatly pleased her slutty nature.
[edit] The klarawager and klarawagnerish girls
Many of Klara’s poses show her nude from the front with her legs spread open to clearly display her vulva. She received loads of comments on her genitals, with many people remarking that they have not encountered her particular look before. Klara's labia attracted so much attention that girls whose genitals are similarly shaped are now known as “klarawagnerish” girls. Klara picked up on this and promptly submitted a drawing of her labia with this definition:
kla'ra-wag'ner. (n) A specific shape of vulva, resembling that of the artist Klara Wagner. E.g. My girlfriend has a klarawagner.
kla'ra-wag'ner-ish. (a) Bearing resemblance to a klarawagner. E.g. I have dated a klarawagnerish girl in high school.
One of the discussions of Klara's vulva attracted 349 comments on just how rare her arrangement of labia really is. The general consensus was that her cunt is unique or rare at least. Because Klara's outer labia are puffy and standing out and her inner labia forms two visible lines in the middle of her vulva, her vulva is depicted with the ASCII text (||). The official emoticon: 
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[edit] Klara the Sex Object
Klara's photos pop up now and again on classy image boards such as 4chan and 7chan where her pet name is Babycunt, for obvious reasons. This side of the internets Klara the artist becomes Klara the sex object masturbated over by scores of teenage boys and guys fantasizing about the best way to have a go at her. Its a well-known fact that some money shots of her exist.
[edit] Klara Wagner exposed!
Although Klara's photos are popular, she claims to be an amateur photographer. A girl who posts nude photos of herself but attempting to hide her true identity is desperately asking for them to be exposed. Klara is very social, talking to anyone who talks to her. This social-butterfly tendency of hers was, in the end, her downfall. In a private conversation she gave out her real name, which was enough information to find her. In real life Klara is an outgoing girl with many friends. She also had a secret that not many of her friends know about (until they read this of course). Klara is a nymphomaniac that has frequent sexual encounters with random people. She has no problem fucking people of both sexes. This goes a long way to explain her behavior on DeviantArt, where she will flirt with anyone willing to direct the slightest semblance of attention towards her. She started giving head at the tender age of 13 and was licking and being licked soon after. Her favorite pastime is to be gangbanged and covered in semen. Klara's first full-blown orgy came at 16, but she'll settle for menage a trois or plain old secks any time of day. Klara likes cock so much that she voted for the cock to be one of the new seven wonders of the world, although it's well known that would like her own clit to be included too. This girl is a real-life sex addict who just loves to get invitations for sex or questions about the over 9,000 (and counting) orgasms she's experienced.
[edit] List of people who humped Babycunt
Klara is a service station open 24/7 for your convenience. Although there is not enough space on the Internets for the unabridged list of people who fucked her, here is a small subset of people confirmed to have railed her
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