Oniko
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Oniko, meaning "demon child" in Japanese, is the name she bestowed upon herself in a desperate attempt to be Japanese, despite how lulzworthy this name is to a real Japanese. She likes to be called Oniko in real life as well, and insists that her beautiful looks and wonderful artwork is all due to her Japanese blood... derived from her Filipino family. Desperate for attention and desperate to seem interesting, Oniko is your less-than-average talentless Flipanese pseudo-Asian who fails at Japanese and prides herself on being-Japanese-yet-does-not-have-a-drop-of-Japanese-blood-who-also-speaks-broken-offensive-Japanese-language TARTlet. Her traced gallery is the undeniable proof that you don't need to have any artistic skill to be come popular on deviantart. She is also known for being a former brown-nosing bitch of everyone's favorite paedophiliac cunt, Teruchan, who now hates her[1] since it was discovered that she only used him to be TEH POPULAR!!1
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[edit] Artz Scandal
This lesbian dipshit became even moar famous after a scandal that involved one 'collaboration' with Teruchan. Oniko traced a famous image by Japanese artist Shunya Yamashita believing that nobody would notice........ fail.
Although one visit to her gallery will show you that this is not her only attempt to fake talent, that she also like to submit the same picture four fucking times. She also tries to mask her hopelessness by collaborating with popular artists and generally being a cam whore
[edit] Her Hypocrisy
Like many TARTlets who have caught a case of TEH POPULARZ, she plasters her traced work with shit that goes something like:
"Oniko is copyright and belongs unto :icononiko: (MEEH! NO TAKE OR STEAL OR USE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION OR I KICK YER ARSE!)"
Of course coinciding with a massive wall of a Shoutboard containing over 9000 stamps, one screen shot sums up the whole mound of stupidity.
She does NOT steal art! She is ORIGINAL! Oniko is a LESBIAN and PROUD OF IT! She is not perverted! She just SUPPORTS boobs!
[edit] Oniko exposed!!1
Most TARTLETs weren't happy to see a stolen piece on the front page and, now that it's legal calling out people, decided to expose her on their journals [2] [3] [4] TL;DR, the general lulz emanates from the fact that Oniko thought she could get away with tracing a popular pro artists work, and ended up being more busted than a tranny prostitute.
| “ | her style is very inconsistant which makes me wonder if anything of hers is original. I know there are a few in there that I recognize as blatent rip-offs. | „ |
| —~Setsuna22 | ||
| “ | Oniko : you should be ashamed of yourself. No, I know you're not. If you had been you wouldn't have let MULTIPLE artists color this 'masterpiece' of yours. Jesus. Wallowing in the mud of your own thievery is one thing, but tricking a bunch of other artists and dragging them down with you? Unbelievable. | „ |
| —~RUOK | ||
[edit] Oniko's response
TL;DR [5] Basically she's trying to confuse everyone with a HUEG wall o' text and tries to shift the blame on Teruchan, telling people they should worry about HIM, for art thieving, not her........ wut?
[edit] Teruchan's response
mine engrish beats you grammer good. Do not fuzzy the truth!
[edit] LULZWORTHY BEHAVIOR thxto her TART page
[edit] Oniko is Self-Centered.
After cornering a victim to listen to her tales or watch her unique cool artstyle, she:
- keeps drawing herself. Everywhere.
- CAN'TSTOPDRAWINGHERSELF. CAN'TSTOPDRAWINGHERSELF.
- keeps talking about how bad her family life is in an attempt to garner pity and/or attention.
- talks about her travels across the seven seas.
- ...as a shinto shrine maiden.
- ...who was also a demon fox.
- ......in another life.
- ...who was also a demon fox.
- ...as a shinto shrine maiden.
- draws herself naked with double Ds, and gets angry when people comment about her boobs and/or body and lectures them about respect.
- ...despite being flatter than a pancake in all her webcam photos.
- CAN'TSTOPTAKINGPICTURESOFHERSELF. CAN'TSTOPTAKINGPICTURESOFHERSELF.
- "Look! My LiveJournal has a picture of me! AS A BACKGROUND! WITHOUT ANY GREAT WAY FOR ME TO VIEW THE ENTIRES! WHO CARES ABOUT IF YOU READ IT! oh please read it please please"
[edit] Oniko tends to be a is a Pathological Liar.
- Telling everyone and their mom that she is more Japanese than she is.
- Wearing a kimono with the collar backward, denoting that she is actually a dead person. pix @ Oniko on DevianTART
- Abusing hiragana badly. Talk:Oniko
- ...with non-existant calligraphy. It's all over her art!
- She sucks at Japanese; she sucks at English.
- "Thank yew ading for making me these kyoote banners!" ne?
- Like the average Wapanese, she idolizes Japan and wants to move there.
- ...all the while praising and praying to Fred Gallagher, errr, kawaii yo Piro-chan.
- she joined the club where the japanese who live in japan join, thus proving herself a complete piece of lying wapanese bullshit.
- Instead of calling everyone "onii-chan" and "onee-chan," she calls them "ate" or "kuya," total proof of her Japanese heritage.
- Confusing Chinese and Japanese, she abuses "aiyah" more often than aZnPrYdErz.
- We must be mistaken, "aiyah" must be Japanese.
- Confusing Chinese and Japanese, she abuses "aiyah" more often than aZnPrYdErz.
- Claiming to be everyone's best friend when she has never met them, or if she has met them they don't even remember her. PART ONE PART TWO * none of these people give half a shit about her.
- She does it on DevianTART all the goddamn time hugs ^_^ so u were on my ex girlfriends page hii!!
- Saying she's constantly trying to improve herself but really isn't.
- She writes that she will be a better person each time someone reveals the truth or catches her in a lie. She promptly returns, exactly the same and makes the same mistakes
- ... we are currently waiting for her to come back to DeviantART.
- hi my friend is dead, LOL YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH All of you are trolls
- ... we are currently waiting for her to come back to DeviantART.
- Her DeviantART has been up since 2003, and yet she's STILL tracing artworks in 2007.
- She writes that she will be a better person each time someone reveals the truth or catches her in a lie. She promptly returns, exactly the same and makes the same mistakes
- She loves wasting time on private Ragnarok Online servers, sucking up to and flirting with the GMs (whether male or female) so she can have her attention as a GM of any kind, even on a server of five people.
- "GM" search on Oniko's DeviantART gallery
- She talks to monsters alone.
- "GM" search on Oniko's DeviantART gallery
[edit] Neither Self-Centered nor Pathological Liar shit Oniko has done.
Unable to decide whether these wonderful pieces of her personality fit under Self-Centered or Pathological Liar:
- She is suffering from SAFS ("Single Asian Female Syndrome") and drawing emo shit, yet still having a new "girlfriend" every week.
- http://oniko.deviantart.com/journal/1820744/#comments best example of what it means, a whole entry dedicated to it
- You're not Asian.
- We don't even know if we can call you Filipino.
- No one hits on her in real life because she's ugly, so she makes herself seem more hot in drawings. See constant pics of her on TART
- See under "Self-Centered, drawing herself naked with double Ds."
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