ROB DARKEN
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[edit] Rob Darken: The Last of the Elite Trolls
Rob Darken is the founder of black metal band Graveland, but is more recently notoriously known for his astounding, if not somewhat deranged and childish trolling efforts at Livejournal, where he will repeatedly post long-winded, obscene and distasteful stories about brothers having sex.
What makes Rob Darken so special is probably his persistence and actual strategy involved in his trolling, in sending multiple abuse claims about himself from other user names to LJ Abuse, in order to stall them as long as possible to further aid him in his crusade against absolutely nothing. He thus far has targeted no more than 99 communities and countless personal journals, and left very lasting damage to where even if he was banned, it would take days to sift through all the gay incest porn stories to delete everything. Rob Darken is also believed by some to be the "Omega Troll", who is incapable of PWNAGE, though recent PWNAGE at the hands of one vitriol120 would seem to contra-indicate such a premature assessment. It can be noted however, that Rob Darken boasts a God-like superiority complex and is seen to be impervious to all forms of flaming.
[edit] Who is "Rob Darken"?
![Rob Darken]], anyhow??](/web/20071222221320/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Rob_Darken_Helmetted.jpg)
This is unclear (although, he appears to be one mentally challenged homosexual who has a high taste for gay porn - which he likes to not only write and read, but exhibit throughout many peoples livejournal communities), but he has also allegedly been lurking in several popular chat rooms on soulseek, doing more or less of the same thing in marathons for hours at a time. Rob Darken is also believed to be an alias of Wilhelm, a Cradle of Filth fan banned from the Full Moon Productions messageboard, but this is just another rumor. Other rumors include that Rob Darken is also a creation of the faux-troll and full-time crust elitist, Satanic Drunk. This is probably not possible due to the absence of drunken internet posts and egomania as commonly propagated by Mr. S. Drunk himself.
Rob Darken has been confirmed to reside in Geriatrica, Florida in a small suburb outside of the Northlands. While he's currently occupying his grandmother's sofa, it does save him money for Brazilian tranny porn.
Although it is not confirmed, many people believe he was raped or molested as a child.
[edit] Memorable quotes
"I ONLY RIDE THE MIGHTIEST OF COCKS BY NIGHT"
"I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BALLS DRY"
"I WILL GIVE YE A MIGHTY SUCK!"
"I LIKE MILK"
"STOP BEING A LESBIAN"
"I WILL PRACTICALLY INHALE YOUR BALLS"
"FOR THE GLORY OF WOTAN!!!!"
[edit] The Last Stand of Rob Darken
Rob Darken believes that when the time comes for him to suicide himself, he will be reborn in another, higher form. So far, obsevations have hypothesized that this will be in the form of Azentrius, his fallen comrade that was pwnt in the Livejournal Community EliteBlackMetal that he likes to go to Denny's with. It is understood that he will return as Azentrius to obliterate every safe haven on LiveJournal. Again though, these are only rumors.
[edit] Disciples of the Darken'd Path
Many of the admirers and fans of Rob Darken have assimilated to ressurect his memory and perpetuate havok on LiveJournal. They so far include rob_darken1, rob_darken2, rob_darken_red, and rob_darken_4.
[edit] Rebirth as trve_akhenaten
Rob rebirthed himself as trve_akhenaten[1] about a week ago, and was subsequently banned. However, zarathrusta felt it necessary to pass on the work of his "fallen comradicle"(????) by reposting it here[2].
[edit] Moderator of EliteBlackMetal
As of 2007, Rob is officially back as tr00-rob-darken[3] and now a moderator at eliteblackmetal[4]. Promising things are bound to happen if he can manage to stay un-banned for more then 2 days.
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