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Tolstoy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Tolstoy is a popular-ass, disgusting, and untalented fat furry artist who is pretty much worshiped by every fucking fat furry on the internet. He is the self-proclaimed "leader of the S.L.O.B.S.", and has created a clan of e-warriors called the Anla Shok.
| “ | I am Tolstoy the bear. Fat fur and artist; brother bear to my bros and father bear to my sons. I am Anla' shok na to my rangers and leader of the S.L.O.B.S. I am mate to Truck the polar bear. He is my hero bear and the light of my life. | „ |
| —Tolstoy, on himself | ||
He also has a habit of calling every fat furry he sees bro. Also, like Dragomike and EmberKomodog, he has a sweatpants fetish, AND an unhealthy obsession with Happy Meals.
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[edit] Art
His art is uploaded on DevianTART, but he mostly pays attention to his Furaffinity page. Probably because a DA admin got too many complaint letters and told him to GTFO.
Tolstoy's art is so mediocre, that if it wasn't so fucking disgusting, no one would pay any mind to it. However, as bad as his art is, it's like a train wreck; you just can't look away. Unlike Dragomike, he doesn't seem to have an obsession with sumo wrestling, but rather a lazy slob fetish, which is exactly how it sounds.
[edit] Fandom Rape
A popular subject with fat artists and furries in general, is fandom rape. Here are some examples of Tolstoy's horrid additions.
 The Pokemon Charizard. Notice the several inaccuracies. |
 I never would've thought there would be a Mudkip I didn't like... |
 Mortal Kombat, with this truly unfunny parody. |
 Fullmetal Alchemist. What the fuck is wrong with that green thing's face? |
 Samurai Champloo. What's anatomy? |
[edit] E-relationship
Tolstoy is also a big, raving faggot and has an e-boyfriend, Truck the Faggot Polar Bear. They even have an entire page devoted to this. Their 'love and affection' for one another is enough to make you rather look at the pain series.
Truck basically draws the same shit as Tolstoy, only worse.
[edit] Gallery of fail
 He's a fan of Rob Zombie. |
 He's also a Narutard. |
 ...someone just shoot them all already. |
 Hey! One of these fatties is Tolstoy IRL! |
 More piss. |
 D'aaaaw, I love you, you fat, disgusting abomination! <3 |
 FAIL LEVEL IS OVER 9000! |
 If you engage in an art trade with Tolstoy, you receive an un-colored piece of shit. |
[edit] External Links
Categories: DeviantART | Furries | People | Faggotry
