Otoya Yamaguchi

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PWNed! for graet justice
PWNed! for graet justice
Grandfather taught him well
Grandfather taught him well
Otoya, in happier times
Otoya, in happier times
Otoya was a child star, but the USA version of Rodan had him saying some really retarded dialogue
Otoya was a child star, but the USA version of Rodan had him saying some really retarded dialogue

山口 二矢
17-year old AZN Otoya Yamaguchi was an hero who assassinated Japanese politician Inejiro Asanuma on live television, over 100 years ago. He used a wakazashi and cut him good. It was the same day that Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev banged his shoe on the table at the United Nations.

Wazakashi is a short sword used by samurai. Otoya's wazakashi was used by his grandfather, the famous samurai Toshiro Mifune.

The following week, Otoya hung himself in his cell at the Children's Jail, using his Buddhist prayer beads, thus becoming 切腹

Quite amusingly, just a few years earlier (1956) Otoya had co-starred in the tokusatsu (特撮) movie Sora no Daikaijū: Radon (空の大怪獣 ラドン), or as it was called in the shitty USA version, Rodan. Rodan was some kind of flame-throwing Dinosaur who flew around Japan fucking shit up, destroying the cities of Sasebo and Yawata -- but not Tokyo!

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