A winner is you
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
You're good enough, smart enough, and gosh doggit, people like you. Some people say that you're a loser, but those people are the real losers. What they don't know is that pimples are cool, glasses are cool, and being overweight is cool too. Dreaming about fucking your sister is kind of cool too. How many of those the real losers dream about fucking their sister? None of them. That's right. You're the real winner here. It's cool to be unique and it makes you a winner too.
[edit] Exceptions
For those not on the list (ie noone), You Win the Prize:
