Incest
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| “ | A family that sleeps together keeps together. | „ |
Incest is an immoral act in which to people who are thoroughly related have sexual intercourse. This usually results in children who are very ugly, and in turn, fail at life. Such traits are undesirable in children, nobody wants an ugly and/or insane baby with deformations amirite?? Incest is best.
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[edit] God on Incest
In the bible it started with Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve's kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who pwned each other. When Noah's flood happened, Noah's family committed incest again, thus narrowing our gene pool, even science says that 70,000 years ago something happened to narrow genetic diversity of homosapiens. In the bible, God gave Moses his blessing for marrying his half-sister.
Incest is also noted to be an official sport in the states Alabama and Georgia.
| “ | Incest: Fun for the whole family! | „ |
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[edit] Incest and its contribution to Internets drama
Incest has been the cause of much Internet drama. Some highlights include:
- afamilyaffair - Composed of sick fucks, A Family Affair is "for fans of Weasley Incest (Weasleycest) in the J K Rowling Harry Potter universe, mainly the younger generations." Check the official AFA home page, and this entry about how LJ Abuse laid down the law on the perverts.
- Anti-Incest LJ communities and users
- Pro-incest "support group" for "sufferers" of "Genetic Sexual Attraction"
- The horrible product of incest
- The Aristocrats
Incest can also be done throgh MSN by German sick fucks.
[edit] Examples
Some examples of incest courtesy of Newgrounds
[edit] Example 1
Omfg, my family went up to Queensland (We live in Australia) for a holiday and we spent most of the time going swimming, eating and watching movies having a great time. Anyway, It was just me, my dad, mum and my sister Jennifer (Jen) Anyway, I've always thought that she's hot, don't call me sick it's not my fault if my sister is hot, I knows it's not right to think of her that way but it's not my fault. Anyway, on the second last day of our holiday in Qld she was wearing a really short pink skirt driving my cock crazy every time I looked at her, that day we went canoeing and did lots of great stuff =) I Love my sister you know... She's a great person
Anyway, at about 8:30 that night I had a shower and I went back to my room and went on the computer that was there for about half an hour and then got an early night for the last day of our holiday I lay there for about 15 minutes and I heard Jen come in and I said
"Oh, hey Jen, whatsup?"
"Nothing Rob, wanna just talk? I feel like a chat"
"Yeah sure, how's everything going at uni (college)?"
"Good, good how bout you?"
"Good, yeah..."
Anyway, we talked for about 20-30 minutes and then we just lay next to each other for a while and she started to kiss me good night but the kiss went on forever and we started making out and taking off my shirt and I took off hers and she got my dick (I was thinking omfg I can't be doing this) And she started stroking it and giving me head then I fingered her and she moaned then I fucked her in the doggystyle position and lots of other positions (I don't know their names) Then I cummed on her face and she swallowed all of my cum and smiled at me and kissed my cock then walked back to her room.
I am so scared, I can't believe this happened, I never wanted to do it with her, she's hot and all and if she wasn't my sister I would have fucked her but I'd never do her if she was my sister. After we started getting into it I couldn't stop, I just needed to fuck my sis.
Thanks for hearing me out, I'll post a picture of her too. This is when we walked this weird dirt track in the bus in the west part of Qld she's posing for me here as I took some pictures of her (She was pretty nervous)
[edit] Example 2
Last Sunday. I remember because I was particularly annoyed that I was losing the race to losing my virginity as opposed to my friend. We didn't really have any problem with girls, they just wouldn't put out when the time cropped up. I was desperate and frustrated and in my blurry state I managed to have filthy sex with my cousin. Filthy sordid, animalistic sex.
My cousin from Spain was staying over in the UK with us to study English further. She was about my age, I remember the last time I saw her was when I was 13 or 14.
We picked her up from Heathrow and instantly had to fight back a boner, I could feel it coming along like a huge freight train, unstoppable. She arrivals room glided into the room, my eyes fixed on everything about her, dark Spanish skin, the sun loved her, hair not dark enough to be black but getting there and greenish eyes accompanied by a slim tummy and small breasts. We always used to giggle at each other as a kid, trying to speak to each other, she knew as much english as I knew Spanish and like little kids, still in the car on the way back, giggling at each other getting words wrong. I could hardly take my eyes from hers, I had a small hope, gut feeling that she wanted my cock.
She was staying in the room next to mine, which was torture. I could practically smell her from my room. Then one night...
I came back from taking a splash in the toilet, it was just her and me in the house. My Dad was watching the footy at the Comet (Pub closest to us). I met her on the stairs, it was 1am.
"Oh, where are you off to?"
"I just went to get glass of water, can you turn on the thing in my room that keeps people warm on? Is cold"
"Radiator?" I giggled at her little description, she giggled too.
"Yeah" I said, I walked in, expecting something. I was aroused. I could feel her looking at me as I crouched down to turn it on.
"That ok?" I was just about to leave when she grabbed my shoulder
"Can you- Can you sleep with me? Its still going to be cold..."
I instantly knew what was going to happen, I was saying "Yesss" to myself inside, I wasn't about to turn down, but I wasn't going to sound on-her-case either
"Oh man, erm... I guess so..." Wow, I that totally didn't sound like I wasn't eager, oh well.
I had shared a bed with a girl before, but It never went as far as what I knew was coming. I loved the feeling of holding her against me, her warm, perfect body against mine. As sudden and unexpected as a bolt of lighting on pure azure sky she flipped around, grabbed my face and smooched me right there in the bed. Shocked at first I soon got into the swing of things.
I glided my hand down across from her lack of cleavage, across her silky smooth tummy and slipped my hand down into her pure white pants. Her kissing became more intense as I groped around her almost-bald quim. I estimated when I should put my fingers in by the sound of her groans and smooching. I slid my fingers in and frigged her cunt deeply but methodically. She yelped a bit, the arousal I got was intense and clouded my mind completely with what was happening. My penis was so erect it felt like it was going to explode.
"Chris... Fuck me, please."
I wasn't about to fucking argue. I grabbed my wallet on the side and tore open a condom packet and put it on, I looked at the packet. Shit its one of those ones that make your cock go a little numb! Oh well, at least I'l hold out longer.
This was a milestone moment in my grungy teenage life. I flipped her on her back and glanced at her dark, small quim before collapsing onto her perfect self. I pushed my bellend onto her entrance and pushed it in gradually, I could tell she got little or no cock since now. She groaned as I progressed to fuck her deeply with moderate speed as I pounded her box firmly which smooching her passionately. I knew she was my cousin but nothing could feel more good than what was happening.
I turned her on her side and penetrated her from behind, grabbing her tanned ass-cheeks, round and only squishy enough to feel pleasant. I kissed her neck and shoulders, trying to take in as much of her as possible. She was dripping so much I could feel the warm wet on my legs from the sheets.
"Chris, you know I love you, and I hope you love me, can you give it to me in the ass?"
I was thought about this one, for about 2 seconds then realised I would be missing out. I took the jimmy hat I was wearing off and 360'd the room for something that would work like lube. I scanned across her makeup. Body lotion!
I layed it on all over my cock and rubbed some around and into her asshole, she moaned as my fingers pondered in and around it. This was so fucking dirty.
I flipped her onto her front and pushed by helmet on her asshole, Cautiously pushing it onto and in slowly, she tensed up a couple times and groaned, which put me off and made me withdraw.
"No, come on!"
She grabbed my back and pushed me into her as she pushed back, all of a sudden my penis just dissapeared into her, she moaned long and loud as this happened. I grabbed her front and picked her up as I impaled her, leaning back so she would in effect, sit on my cock which by now felt as if was about to fucking explode. She methodically and with rythm bounced on my dong, her weight pushing against me, making all of my cock dissapear deep inside her. I pushed her all fours and slammed her ass for a time that could only be compared to the lord of the rings.
By 3am, I finally blammed, like nothing in my fucking life, all my life force into her ass. I mean every-fucking-thing, all my juice in her perfect body, and at that moment felt the embodiment of 2 life forms in the most sordid fucking sex ever witnessed. I withdrawn, totally spent, and utterly satisfied.
"I love you" She whispered in my ear, I collapsed onto the bed as we both fell fast asleep right there and then, still warm from the passion.
So yeah. Did I do wrong? Fucking my cousin? My cousin?!
[edit] Example 3
[18:31] Session Ident: heyram (~muttsy@218.111.117.169) [18:31] <heyram> hi [18:31] <ED_P> hi [18:31] <heyram> care to share [18:31] <heyram> 26/m [18:31] <ED_P> suuure [18:31] <ED_P> so like [18:31] <heyram> asl [18:31] <heyram> i like [18:31] <ED_P> 20/f/africa [18:31] <ED_P> so he gets out of bed [18:32] <ED_P> his 3 rolls trailing behind him [18:32] <ED_P> he yells at me "hey bitch, im ready for some lovin" [18:32] <ED_P> he gets the honey jar and smothers it on his package [18:32] <ED_P> then makes me suck it off of it [18:32] <ED_P> it was sweet and salty at once [18:32] <heyram> wow [18:33] <heyram> how long u been doing [18:33] <ED_P> 3 hours and counting [18:33] <heyram> cool ... [18:33] <heyram> wat he did to u [18:33] <ED_P> sexed me up good [18:34] <ED_P> so u got any good stories? [18:35] <heyram> ohh yes .. at wat age u started [18:35] <ED_P> 18 [18:35] <heyram> he force u is it [18:35] <ED_P> nono [18:35] <ED_P> i begged him [18:36] <heyram> mmm cool [18:36] <ED_P> so wat about u [18:36] <ED_P> any gud stories? [18:36] <heyram> my mom got me into this [18:36] <ED_P> o wow, go on. [18:37] <heyram> i had an accident ... and could not walk ... so my mom help me to bath me [18:38] <ED_P> o dat was nice [18:38] <heyram> one of the day .. while she was cleaning me .. i saw her breast while she was squatting [18:38] <heyram> i got a hard on .. i was tryinh to cover my my dick came out of my towel [18:38] <ED_P> o lol [18:39] <ED_P> wat'd she say? [18:40] <heyram> u there [18:41] <ED_P> yeah [18:41] <ED_P> wat'd ur mom say [18:41] <heyram> she kept quite n went to her room [18:41] <ED_P> then wat [18:42] <heyram> her room is beside my room ... so i got up and trying to get into my room [18:42] <heyram> saw her door open ... so shocked to see her masturbating [18:42] <ED_P> o wow, did u ask her if she needed a hand? [18:43] <heyram> i was peeping ... she saw me peeping .. [18:43] <ED_P> o, wut happen? [18:43] <heyram> ask me to get in .. thought i was into trouble... [18:43] <heyram> she ask me to take off my towel [18:44] <ED_P> then wut [18:45] <heyram> she ask me to get close and keep quite n obey her [18:45] <heyram> i just shake my head ... [18:45] <heyram> she came down and pull my dick to her mouth [18:46] <ED_P> oooo hot [18:46] <ED_P> did she say anyting? [18:47] <heyram> she said i have a big dick for a small boy then she ask me to smell her pussy [18:48] <ED_P> how wud ur mum no? does she lyk small boys? [18:49] <heyram> i guess so ... she saw me naked wat [18:50] <ED_P> omg wow [18:50] <ED_P> woudl u evr lyk..tell tons of ppl this stuff? [18:50] <ED_P> lyk, lets say 50 ppl at once? [18:50] <heyram> no its my little secret .. [18:51] <heyram> can share wit u [18:51] <ED_P> k [18:51] <ED_P> i wil kep secret, i promis [18:52] <heyram> cool ... [18:52] <heyram> the best part she let me see her pee
/b/ VARIATION
[18:31] Session Ident: heyram (~muttsy@218.111.117.169) [18:31] <heyram> hi [18:31] <ED_P> hi [18:31] <heyram> care to share [18:31] <heyram> 26/m [18:31] <ED_P> suuure [18:31] <ED_P> so like [18:31] <heyram> asl [18:31] <heyram> i like [18:31] <ED_P> 20/f/africa [18:31] <ED_P> so he gets out of bed [18:32] <ED_P> his 3 rolls trailing behind him [18:32] <ED_P> he yells at me "hey bitch, im ready for some lovin" [18:32] <ED_P> he gets the honey jar and smothers it on his package [18:32] <ED_P> then makes me suck it off of it [18:32] <ED_P> it was sweet and salty at once [18:32] <heyram> wow [18:33] <heyram> how long u been doing [18:33] <ED_P> 3 hours and counting [18:33] <heyram> cool ... [18:33] <heyram> wat he did to u [18:33] <ED_P> sexed me up good [18:34] <ED_P> so u got any good stories? [18:35] <heyram> ohh yes .. at wat age u started [18:35] <ED_P> 18 [18:35] <heyram> he force u is it [18:35] <ED_P> nono [18:35] <ED_P> i begged him [18:36] <heyram> mmm cool [18:36] <ED_P> so wat about u [18:36] <ED_P> any gud stories? [18:36] <heyram> my mom got me into this [18:36] <ED_P> o wow, go on. [18:37] <heyram> i had an accident ... and could not walk ... so my mom help me to bath me [18:38] <ED_P> o dat was nice [18:38] <heyram> one of the day .. while she was cleaning me .. i saw her breast while she was squatting [18:38] <heyram> i got a hard on .. i was tryinh to cover my my dick came out of my towel [18:38] <ED_P> o lol [18:39] <ED_P> wat'd she say? [18:40] <heyram> u there [18:41] <ED_P> yeah [18:41] <ED_P> wat'd ur mom say [18:41] <heyram> she kept quite n went to her room [18:41] <ED_P> then wat [18:42] <heyram> her room is beside my room ... so i got up and trying to get into my room [18:42] <heyram> saw her door open ... so shocked to see her masturbating [18:42] <ED_P> o wow, did u ask her if she needed a hand? [18:43] <heyram> i was peeping ... she saw me peeping .. [18:43] <ED_P> o, wut happen? [18:43] <heyram> ask me to get in .. thought i was into trouble... [18:43] <heyram> she ask me to take off my towel [18:44] <ED_P> then wut [18:45] <heyram> she ask me to get close and keep quite n obey her [18:45] <heyram> i just shake my head ... [18:45] <heyram> she came down and pull my dick to her mouth [18:46] <ED_P> oooo hot [18:46] <ED_P> did she say anyting? [18:47] <heyram> she said i have a big dick for a small boy then she ask me to smell her pussy [18:48] <ED_P> how wud ur mum no? does she lyk small boys? [18:49] <heyram> i guess so ... she saw me naked wat [18:50] <ED_P> omg wow [18:50] <ED_P> woudl u evr lyk..tell tons of ppl this stuff? [18:50] <ED_P> lyk, lets say 50 ppl at once? [18:50] <heyram> no its my little secret .. [18:51] <heyram> can share wit u [18:51] <ED_P> k [18:51] <ED_P> i wil kep secret, i promis [18:52] <heyram> cool ... [18:52] <heyram>the best part she got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
[edit] EXAMPLE 4
So there I was in my room half asleep when my cousins came over. One is a 16 year old boy(Kenneth Bathurst...he was adopted) and the other is my 15 year old guy cousin(Jake Bathurst). For some reason I always had some sexual feelings toward him.(Im bisexual) So they came over and Kenneth came in to give me a hug. Well at that point i could feel his cock rubbing against mine. At that point i couldnt help myself. I jumped on top of him and started kissing him. To my surprise he didn't say anything. In fact he started to kiss back. So i got up and locked the door. And we started having wild buttsex. I was making him cry with my humugous cock. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination but yeah.. Is that bad?????
[edit] EXAMPLE 5 (RAPE)
Hi my name is Josh. My sister recently had a bad break up with her bf and decided the best way to deal with it was to go out with some friends and find a new man. She just turned 21 and loves to party from what i can tell. Im 18 and just another male on the hunt for ass constantly.
It all began when she walked in the door about 3am on a saturday night early sunday morning i suppose. She came in made some noise went to the bathroom and i over herd her throwing up. Im guessing she drank to much and couldnt handle it. For about 5 mins i hear her in the bathroom puking. I decided to knock on the door and see if shes ok. I knock on the door and in one swift motion it open as i knocked. There she was drunk hanging over the toilet. Hair hanging in her face she looked like a mess. I decided the best way to handle it was atleast get her to bed. Maybe sleep it off or something.
I struggled for about 2 mins tring to get her in the bed and all tucked in. She was wearing a cute little summer dress at the time.I finally get her to the bed and plop her down. I take off her heels throw them in the closet with her other billion pair of shoes. As i was doing this she rolled over with her but facing up and her dress slightly hiked up and her panties which are pink with angel written on the back exposed. I being 18 and always horny instantly sprung a hard on. I try to ignore my urges and wrap the blanket around her and head back to bedroom. I sit up for about 10 mins with a hard on and being so late at night i begin to pass out.
About and hr later im sleeping in my bed i wake up to hearing her hacking up agian in the bathroom. So i take a look see and there she was again hanging over the toilet. This time in her bra and pink panties with angel written on them. She looks at me and then falls back and hit her head on the wall. THUNK it was loud to her eyes roll back into her head and shes out like a light agian. I sat there for about 5mins laughing my ass off not being able to believe what just happend. I figured if mom or dad seen her like this theyd laugh too but shed be in big trouble. So once agian i carry her off to bed and plop her down on the bed. This time shes half naked and passed out for good. I tried to slap her face lightly to bring her back to earth ...I know thats what your suppose to do if you suffer from a head injury. Try to keep the person alert. But being she was drunk and wasnt going to wake up i found it useless to even bother to keep on tring. My sister is a beautiful woman shes about 5'9 130pds green eyes and jet black hair a nice figure with a decent set of small c cups. I slowly felt the urge to play with her boobs. I slid the bra straps off her shoulders and down slightly. Her pink nipples just looked at me. I slowly reach my shaking hand down her chest and gently grabbing her soft breast. I pull off her other bra strap. Theres my hot drunk passed out sister laying there on her back and bra pulled down exposing her beautiful breast and exposing her pantie lines. They try to hide her matted down bush. I began to get more intrested and slid my hand down her panties and i felt her pubic bush. By this time i was hard as a rock and ready to bang her. I started to rub my throbbing cock. I felt my balls instantly drop i was so hot down there i began to pre jizz in my boxers and shorts. I continued to slowly rub her matted down bush and grabbing my cock in a slow jerking motion in my pants. I couldnt take it anymore. My sister was no virgin. I slowly began to insert my finger inside her warm dry bush hairs then reaching her lips. Her lips had to let my finger enter but it did so slowly. I climbed on top of her and pulled my pants down to my knees. I pulled her panties down to her knees and then pulled her legs over my shoulders. She laid there completly out of what was happening to her.I slowly began to instert the head of my dick inside her black triangler bush. I pushed it in slow and pulled out. She was amazingly tight i guess being that she was dry and the hair caused more friction. Then i jammed it in as far as her dry tight pussy would allow me. It hurt me kinda bad tring to force my meat inside my sister. She was really dry which didnt help much. With every thrust forward i could feel her dry pussy almost cracking allowing me to once agian bring the drought to and end. I slowly pushed in and out of her pussy. The sound of my sweat balls slapping her as i started to slowly build rythem and pound her in. She kinda just laid there. My sister never had been with many guys but i guess all the ones she had didnt amount up to me. Soon i found my self balls deep in bush hairs and my cock pounding her unforgiving pussy walls. I started to feel the build up cumming from my nuts. My cock instantly got to full size and stregnth and then began to explode. One pump squirted hard two pump squirted harder 3rd pump i could handle it anymore. I laid there balls deep and pouned her real har as deep as i could go with 1inch 2 inch thrust. I slowly pulled out exhuasted and ready to just grab her n go to sleep . But i knew i had to leave. I tried to pull her underwear up and her bra properly strapped. I remember after i pulled her panties up the cum oozing out of her pussy and soaking the panties. So needless to say there was a pool of cum and my sprem was swimming in her. I went to bed and thought about what i had just done and only hoped i got away with it. About a week later i hear her and her xbf fightly over her being pregnant. I instantly got hard thinking it could be me who did it to her. WHats if she had the baby...She would know whos it was. Aslongs she never finds out about what happend thats the way i see it
(Maybe he'll know that the baby is his when the baby comes out looking like Juliana Wetmore.
[edit] EXAMPLE 6
Let me start off my introducing myself, I am 5'8, C cup, dark hair, and not to be cocky, but I do get a lot of attention from other boys on my ass. So I guess I have a nice ass. My mother is a single mother, D cup, amazing ass, and dark hair like mine. I have always been jelous of my mothers body, but never really thought of her in a sexual way until.........
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" My mom yelled out of frustration as she stormed through the door and threw her purse on the coutch. "Whats wrong mom?" I asked. "My stupid boss fired me for no reason, I have been working everyday for the past two weeks, and I have been early everyday! I show up fifteen minutes late ONE day and I get fired! What kind of bullshit is that?"
To tell you the truth I have never seen my mom like this and I was a bit frightened. "Maybe you just need to lay down and relax, tell you what, I'll fix you up a bath so you can take your mind off this." "Thank you honey, I would really like that." So I went to the bathroom and fixed up a bath for my mom and she walked in. "Alright mom, its all set for you, will you be needing anything else?" As she started to strip down she replied, "Well honey, if its not too much to ask, can you give me a massage? I am really stressed out about all this, maybe you can help me relax". To be honest, I couldnt help to look at my moms body as she stripped down, I have always thought she had a gorgeous body. "Alright, if it will make you feel better." So I got on my knees and started rubbing her gently behind her neck. "mmmm, go a little harder honey, mmmmm, thats just the spot". I kept on rubbing her back and I noticed she started falling asleep. "mmmm yea honey, keep on going, right there..........." She finally fell asleep, but I kept on rubbing her anyways, just to relax her body. I was getting a little turned on looking at my mom nude in the bath tub, and I decided to maybe rub her lower than where my hands were. I worked my way just above her breasts and I was gently moving my hands around her breasts. I noticed my shirt getting wet so I decided to take off my shirt. I took off the tank top I was wearing, and I took off my bra too. My boobs bounced up and down because i took off my bra rather quickly, and you could totally see my nipples getting hard and pointy. I slowly massaged my mothers nippled with my index finger and my thumb. By this time my pussy was wet and you could see my juice through my little shorts I was wearing. I couldnt resist myself, I went down with my face and slipped her left nipple between my front teeth and played with the tip of her nipple with my tounge inside my mouth. "mmmm honey, thats just what your mom needs!" WHAT!!!! My mom was awake this whole time and she wants me to keep on going? I didnt know what to do, I was scared, but she did say to keep on going, so i did. I slid my right hand down her stomach, and very slowly right on top of her pussy. I slipped in one finger and massaged her pussy while I kepy my mouth on her nipple. I then slowly fingered her, and then continued to increase the speed of my finger. I couldnt take it anymore. Her big, juicy, luscious lips just waiting for my mouth. So I did it, put my hands on her fat ass, lifted her pussy out of the water, and started to slowly lick her lips from the bottom up. "mmmmm mom, this is so good" I then slid my tounge into her pussy and at the same time sucked on her lips. I reached over and massaged her boob as I did this. Then my mom said, "mmm honey, let me try!" I took off my shorts and positioned my pussy on her face, she didnt hesitate. She dove right in and I felt my pussy start to drip with cum. "Ahh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhh!" I began to yell, "yes mommy, yes MOMMY, YES MOMMY!" I couldnt hold back any more, I squirted all over her face. I then slid my body above hers in the bath and I kissed her. She had my cum all over her lips and I cleaned it off with my tounge. My mom then flipped us over so that I was on the bottom and she was on top and said, "Hold on just one minute". She ran naked out of the bathroom and came back in a few seconds with a double-ended dildo. "Wow mom! You sure know how to take care of business!" I scooted my body to one end, and she lay down on the other. She then put one end of the dildo in her pussy, and the other in mine. We then closed in on each other, her facing one way and me the other, with one of my legs on top of her and one of her legs on top of me. We first went slowly and we went in all the way so that our pussied touched. We stayed there for a few seconds and rubbed our pussies together and then we scooted back, and went back in. But this time we did it a bit faster and we kept on increasing our speed. We go so fast that when our pussies slammed together, water flew all over the floor! We were both screaming our heads off and both squirted on each other. With the dildo still in, we once again united our pussies and rubbed our juices all over each other. I reached over and once again tangled my tounge with my mothers..........
[edit] EXAMPLE 7 (This one is just fucking nasty! Lemonparty nasty!)
It was summer, so as usual Alex had nothing to do and planned to sleep until noon as usual. Alex' mother, however, was tired of his laziness and knew what he could do to fill his time. Alex' grandmother was starting to pick up golfing as part of her retirement. Alex was a pretty solid golfer, so he got up to give his grandmother some beginner's lessons.
When he got to the course he saw his grandmother, a woman who was slightly overweight but had some gigantic breats. Alex had always realized this, but it never really turned him on. However, today he couldn't help but notice how hard she had made his cock. Her watermelon sized breasts were practically coming out of her tight tank-yop. She was also wearing a pink mini-skirt which had beautifully shown off her shining, plump legs and her exquisite ass. Alex thought it was unnatural, so he tried to fight the urges.
First they went to the driving range. Alex got behind his grandmother to help with her swing. He felt her sweaty thighs and he knew that he couldn't resist the urges.
They went to the putting green. Once again Alex got behind his grandmother so his hard dick was rubbing up against her round ass. He was satisfied and knew he would just jerk off thinking about this experience, but he wanted more. Once his grandmother made her first putt, he knelt down to take the ball out of the hole just so he could catch an upskirt glimpse of her red cotton panties.
Alex wanted to get home so he could jerk off with these memories fresh in his mind. It was a hot day, he knew his grandmother would want to leave soon. When she did, however, she did not take Alex directly home. She knew he was hot too, so she offered to let him go swimming at her house. Alex accepted.
They got there and Alex immidiately went into the hot tub where he knew jerking off would be much more pleasurable. His grandmother went inside and Alex did not expect her to come back out since she wasn't much of a swimmer. But when she came out in her black swimsuit that perfectly showed her large cleavage, alex was excited and scared. He knew that his grandmother had just caught him jerking off.
She played it off as though she had no clue and got right in the hot tube with him. She took of her straps so her nipples were almost visible and then layed back and closed her eyes not saying a word. She didn't need to. Alex leaned over and revealed one of her mammoth breasts. He quickly started to suck on it. All she could say was "Oh Alex. I had no idea. Mmm, well you're a little hard, aren't you?"
She grasped his cock and began to jerk it while it was submerged in the warm water. He then stood up while she lay in the water and put his dick right between her monster tits. He began to thrust like he was a first-timer. Eventually, his grandmother said "Let's go inside, get more comfortable."
Alex sat down while she sat on his cock. After just a little while she couldn't help but yell, "You're so much better than your grandfather." Alex didn't hear any of it. He was just concentrating how good his grandmother felt.
Soon, they switched positions to doogy-style. Alex leaned over to grab her boobs. Right ther, he knew he was about to cum. However, he knew he had to keep going when she said, "I haven't ejaculated in forever." Alex kept going until he felt her cum lubricating his cock.
He pulled out and stuck it in her mouth. He had never felt something so magical. His grandmother's tongue massaging his cock was like heaven. He shot his load in her mouth and she choaked it up. He lied down next to her and all he could say was, "Same time next week?"
[edit] Example 8: Another Lemonparty
Some of you may have read my stories about my brother and myself. I have not admitted if those were true or not, but I do not feel ashamed in the least to say that this did in fact happen. It took place this past June....
Allow me to redescribe myself. I've changed my appearance slightly since the time of the last stories. I'm now 27, I weigh 125 lbs, I have no tan anymore, and I keep my pussy trimed to a neat yet natural look. My hair is still long and brown, but a little straighter than it was a few years ago.
My Grandfather is now 68, in good health but age is definitely taking it's toll on him. He's 5'7", about 160 lbs, and balding with a little hair left. Ever since I was a little girl he always could make me laugh. But for some reason despite the fact that I'm now 27 I had never visited him on my own. However, in early June I was talking to my mother and she thought it would be a good idea if I stopped in and spent a few days with him. I wasn't sure about it, not that I had anything against him but I was just really busy at the time. However, we all know how mom's can be, and shortly thereafter I agreed to visit him. A week later I was driving the 4 hours that it takes to get to his old, 2 bedroom, 2 bath house in the country.
When I pulled up in his driveway I was wearing a jean skirt that came down to around my thighs, a pair of blue cotton panties, a spaghetti strap shirt and a white bra underneath with a pair of flip flops. The heat was pretty bad and as I got out of the car my grandfather walked out of the front door, wearing a pair of jeans, a button up faded plaid shirt, and a pair loafers. He smiled and managed his way down the front door steps, "Hey there, you!"
I smiled, "Hi grandpa!," walked over and gave him a hug and a kiss on his cheek. "How've you been?"
He laughed, "Oh, I'm still alive, that's something at my age, huh?"
I couldn't help but grin, "your quite a trooper." He turned and led me into the house, I was carying a small suitcase with my laptop and some clothes.
"I fixed up the other room so it should be good enough for my lil' princess to sleep in."
"Awww, granddaddy I don't think I've been called that in....God, years. I always knew you were a charmer."
He smiled, "Oh you should've seen me in my days! But, that was then. The question now is what do you want for dinner?"
"Hmmm....what do you have?"
He thought for a moment, "Well...hotdogs and...hotdogs."
I laughed, "then hotdogs it is." He turned and went into the kitchen and I went into the guest room to put down my suitcase. I noticed that the place was a bit run down, but afterall he was the only one who lived there. I heard him putting the hotdogs on the grill in the kitchen and was on my way there when I passed his room. I wasn't going to stop, but I saw something protruding from under his matress...a magazine. I couldn't help but be curious and when I lifted the matress there were at least 10 Playboys and hustlers stuffed under there in apparently a hurry. I couldn't resist myself and walked into the kitchen with a few of them.
"Granddaddy, why do you have these?"
He turned around and I could see the discomfort on his face. "Oh those, well, I've had them for years....you know, from back in my days." He tried to pass it off with a quick laugh.
Call me cruel, but I was after all curious why an old man would have porn...I honestly didn't think he could still get an erection, let alone get off. "Well, these two are from last month." I held up a Playboy and a Hustler.
It was obvious he was getting a bit flustered and even more embarassed, "well Sarah, I'm a grown man and honestly....well, I don't have that kind of company anymore."
I grinned, "you mean...ladies?"
He nodded, "Well of course that's what I meant." I was suddenly realizing why it was a good idea for me to never go to my grandfather's house alone. While I was just being my curious self, he was taking offense.
"But granddaddy, it's not like you can still...well....you know." That really seemed to wind him up.
"Of course I can, I might be old but I'm not imputent!"
The grill's timer then beeped, signaling that the hotdogs were ready. Why I did what I did next I have no idea, maybe it's an affect of having relations with your brother for 3 years, but I stood up, walked over to the grill, put a hotdog in a bun, turned around and handed him the hotdog and the Hustler.
With a grin on my face I said, "ok, then prove it."
At first he didn't understand, then I could see by the way he was sweating that he was very uncomfortable with the siutation. "Sarah, I....you can't want me to...do that."
I smiled, "well I don't think you can, but if you do it, I'll...," and that's when it hit me what I had just asked him to do, but I wasn't about to back down, "I'll eat the hotdog with all of it on it." Then in a dismal failure to keep the mood lighthearted I said, "and if you can't, then you have to watch girl movies until midnight with me."
But there was no humor on his face. I thought for sure he'd refuse at that point, but he really wanted to prove that he still could do it. He turned around and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
As I sat and waited at the kitchen table I could hardly believe that I was actually putting him through this, just to prove himself. But the longer I waited and minute after minute went by the thought became intriguing, then thrilling, and by the time the door to the bathroom opened I could hardly wait to see if he'd done it.
He walked down the hall with possibly the biggest smile he'd ever had on his face. He stopped infront of the table and showed me a hotdog that had been completely coated in some of the thickest cum I've ever seen. Now it was his turn to laugh.
"Didn't think your old grandpa had it in him, huh?"
My mouth was nearly hanging open as I stared at this hotdog soaked in his semen. But I wasn't about to back down. I reached up and took it out of his hand.
His smile sort of faded as I took it, "Princess, you know you don't have to do that."
I gave him a half smile, "Aw, don't spoil the moment for yourself. Your going to get to watch someone eat your cum."
He just looked at me as I held the cum soaked food in my hand. "What happened to my little princess?" At that point I knew I could end this, or take it so much farther.
"She got fucked," I said. And with those words I lifted it to my mouth and took a huge bite. Immediately the taste of his thick semen overpowered the taste of the hotdog. The bun had gotten soggy from all of the cum, but I took bite after bite, savoring the taste. The whole time his eyes were glued as he watched his own grand-daughter eat his cum.
I finished it to the last bite, and he was still staring in disbelief. The moment seemed to linger, and nothing was said, so I stood up, fixed him a plate and tried to act like nothing terribly unusual had just occurred, but through the rest of dinner, I could tell it had done something to him to watch that. I thought that maybe I'd completely freaked him out, or maybe he was feeling guilty for doing it, but that night, I gave him a hug goodnight and went to my room. I sat there, remembering the taste of his cum in my mouth. I took a quick shower, wondering what he was doing in his room at that moment, then got out, dried off, put on a pair of my old cheerleading shorts with no panties, a tight white t-shirt, no bra and climbed into bed. I reached over and turned off the lamp. For at least fifteen minutes I laid there, unable to go to bed, then I heard foodsteps in the hall. They came to a stop outside my door and I knew he was just on the otherside.
The doorknob turned slowly and he pushed it open slowly. I reached over and turned on the light, and there, standing in my doorway was my grandfather, completely nude. His old body slightly hunched over. I looked down at his crotch,and there, dangling was his flacid wrinkled old cock, hanging at least 4 inches and to either side his balls. I know all of this may sound disgusting, and believe me, it was, but at that moment I had never wanted anyone to fuck me more. This was the man who had known me since i was a little girl, who had given me birthday presents and christmas presents every year. Who had helped pay my tuition in college. And by the look on his face and in his eyes I knew it didn't matter if I wanted to or not, he was going to have sex with me.
I pushed of the covers and slowly stood up, as he began to walk over to me I lifted the shirt over my head, tossing it to the floor. He stopped, looking at his grand-daughter's breasts that he hadn't seen in years. Then I slid the cheer shorts down to the floor and stepped out of them. We stood there, looking at eachother's completely nude bodies. My young, firm, body, and his old wrinkled one. I gave him a smile and motioned for him to sit down on the bed.
"You know you look just like your mom when you smile." He slowly sat down on the edge of the bed. I moved infront of him and dropped down to my knees between his legs.
I grinned, "Well I doubt mom ever did this for you." He smiled.
"No, she didn't." I reached up and took his soft cock in my hand, then without taking my eyes from his, leaned forward and ran my tongue along it's shaft. Instantly I felt blood begin to pulse into it. I did it again and again. Then, lifting it up, I leaned down and began to lick and suck his balls. His moans spurred me on. The more he moaned the more passionately I used my mouth on his cock and balls. Within moments his shaft was rock hard and standing at an easy 7 inches. I was stroking it with one hand and sucking on it with my mouth. I looked up into his eyes once more and could see a savage hunger in them. I stood up slowly and he motioned for me to sit on the bed. I did as he asked, but he said "No, on your stomach."
Once more I did as I was told, rolling over on my stomach so that my ass was in the air, I felt him get down on his knees behind me and spread my legs. Then I knew why. He buried his face in my ass. Licking my pussy, then my ass, and back and forth.
"OHHH FUCK GRAND DADDY!" I moaned as I felt my pussy becoming drenched with my juices and I knew what was about to happen.
"Look out! I'm going to cum Grand-daddy!" Whether he didn't know or didn't care, I have no idea. But when I came and my pussy gushed out it's juies he didn't stop, but instead opened his mouth and let them spray in. I looked back and saw him drink an entire mouthful of my cum.
Now he knew I was ready for his monster. He got back up on his feet, and keeping me bent over the bed, pressed the head of his cock against my pussy. With a grunt and a push, I felt the large head slip inside me.
"OHHHHH FUCK GRAND-DADDY!!!!!!" He began pounding it in and out, in and out. Again, and again, and again!
"OHHHH SARAH! Damn sweet heart, your so tight!"
I moaned so loud and felt another orgasm approaching. Quickly it built up inside me until my pussy clenched around his huge shaft and another wave of juices sprayed out.
"God Sarah! You fucking cum alot!"
He reached around and started fondling my breasts. Pinching and twisting my nipples until I squealed in pain. I was amazed at how long he was lasting. Especially considering how long it had been since he'd been with a real woman. I felt him pull out and thought that maybe he was about to cum, but instantly knew I was mistaken. I felt the large head, lubed in my own juices suddenly pressed against my asshole. Had it been anyone else I would have cried for them not to, but for some reason I was ready to lose my anal virginity to my grandfather.
I guess he could feel my apprehension because he started very slow. He began putting more and more pressure and I could feel the head start to stretch my ass. I had to bury my face in a pillow as I felt the pain tear through my body. Then he was inside me. Just the head but he was giving me time to adjust. Then he slowly began to push farther in. Slowly, slowly until he had at least 4 inches in. Then he started to slide in, and out. After a minute or so he started to pick up speed.
I gasped as he started thrusting in, more and more, harder and faster, until he was pounding it in and out. All I could do was lay there and let him enjoy his first fuck in years. His moans became faster and louder. And even for him I knew it was that time.
He suddenly pulled out, "Sarah, get on your knees sweetheart!"
I was relieved to have his cock out of my ass and quickly did as I was told, but instantly realized what he wanted done as he stood there, with his rigid shaft pointed at my face.
With a good bit of apprehension I leaned forward, put a hand around his cock and then took it in my mouth.
"MMM, that's right princess, suck it good!" Despite the taste, it was still nice to have it back in my mouth. I slid my mouth down on the shaft until I felt it press against the back of my throat. Then I began sliding my mouth back and forth on it, using my tongue to lick the bottom of the shaft. I looked up into his eyes, and he looked back. I felt his cock begin to throb and heard him moan and say,
"Ahhhh, yesssss, here I cum Sarah! Get ready sweet heart!" I braced myself for the flood I knew would be coming, and then his cock pulsed and a thick heavy jet blast of cum shot into my mouth, followed by another, and another, and another! I had to swallow before it filled my mouth completely. I eagerly swallowed the thick heavy cum of my grandfather until with one last spurt it was over. I swallowed the last bit and took my mouth off of his cock. He leaned back and sat down on the bed. I climbed up next to him and did the same. I smiled over at him.
"You know Grandpa, that might've been the best fuck I've ever had." He smiled and leaned over, putting an arm around me.
"You were the best I've ever had Sarah." I smiled back at him, then got up and brushed my teeth. By the time I got back into bed he was already asleep so I laid next to him and slept.
The next day we fucked again, but this time I recorded it to give him something more interesting to masturbate to in the future.
We spent most of the next few days naked, in one sexual act or another, or just watching eachother masturbate. I'm now 27 years old, and I've never, ever, had better sex in my live than I did with my Grandfather that week.
[edit] Example 9000 This one is just batshit crazy
Ok I don't really know how to start this, but I guess the only way is to jump right in.
When I was 13 my mom and dad got a divorce and it was not a smooth one, if there is such a thing. My father took of and basically left my mom and me with nothing. I never saw him again and I never wanted to. The problem was that it made my mom in to a man hater. I think that if at that time she could, she would have wiped the planet clean of all men.
Being a young male it did not go well for me. Shortly after my dad left I was told we where moving back to my mothers home town. It was a little out of the way town in North Carolina. That was not to bad but then she told me that she no longer wanted a son because I would just grow up to be a man. I was a little confused. Then she said she was throwing away every thing of mine and I would only dress as a girl and she would teach me to act like a girl. Now at 13 I was not the manliest of guys to start with. I am 5' tall, weigh in at 95 pounds, green eyes and shoulder length red hair. I look nothing like my mother she is 5' 9 about 135 pounds with long black hair down to here waist. She is 38C-28-36 and flat out beautiful. I know it is wrong but I have had many fantasies about things I would love to do to her.
I really did not know what to say, I must admit that dressing like a girl did excite me a little but at the same time I did not think I was gay. My mom let me know that I had no choice in this. The next day we went shopping. We got an entire new wardrobe for me. Including panties training braw makeup you name it we got it. When we got home my mom took me to the bath room and told me to take off my pants and shirt. I was a little nerves but I did what she said. She started a bath then turned back to see me standing there in just my underwear. I could not help it but my dick was getting hard thinking about being naked in front of my mom. Off with the underwear she said. It is ok I have seen you naked many times. Yes I said but it has been a long time ago and things have changed. It is ok baby you are my little girl now and it is ok for girls to se each other naked. With that I slipped off my underwear and stood there with my dick hard a rock. I saw my mom looking at my now fully erect cock pointing straight up 5 long. Get in the tub baby she said never taking here eyes off my cock. Mom started washing me with some really nice smelling bath gel; it felt so good having her hands on me. As she was washing me she told me that from now on I would be her little girl, when I wrote my name it would be Bobbie not Bobby. She said that when we moved to North Carolina she would introduce me to every one as her daughter Bobbie. As she washed between my legs she sent shocks all over my body. Her hand on my dick was out of this world. As she washed my dick she said that this was my clit that I no longer had a dick. All of this was spinning around in my head and all I could do was say yes mother. Mom finished up washing me and had me lean back and she washed my hair this also felt so nice. She just kept talking about how happy she was to have a little girl and all of the things we could do together. After my bath she showed me how to shave my entire body she said that a little girl should be nice and smooth. I did not have many pubes to start with but she shaved me clean. The whole time my dick was hard, drops of precum dripping all over. Mom just kept looking at my cock and from time to time I caught her licking her lips. Bobbie you big clit is leaking all over mommy's hand she said and she leaned over and licked the precum from the hand holding my cock. Her tongue just slid over the head of my swollen dick and I about shot a load right then and there.
When I was done with the bathe she showed me how to wrap my hair up and put my towel around me. We went in to her room because my room was no place for a little girl. She said that when the movers came tomorrow she would have them just throw out all that nasty old boy stuff. I really did not care at this point. My mom had never showed me this much attention in my life, and I was loving every minuet of it. She sat me down at her vanity and dried and brushed my hair than pulled it back in to a short pony tail. I think you should let you hair grow out Bobbie, you have such pretty hair. I agreed and said that I would like that. When she was done with my hair she got out a pair of new pink panties and a night gown for me. When she was done dressing me she told me to sit on the bed while she got ready for bed. As she undressed my dick started getting hard again it never really did get soft in the first place. It seemed like it had been hard for hours. When she took her top off my mouth just dropped open. He big tanned boobs had long hard brown nipples. All I could think of was how much I would love to suck on them. She did not try to hide them at all. I guess as she said it is ok for girls to see each other naked. When she pulled off her panties I was shocked to see that her pussy was shaven clean just like mine.
When she turned and looked at me I know she could see that my dick was hard as a rock, I mean shit it was sticking out the top of my panties. She walked over to me naked and kneeled in front of me. Baby I can see that you get exited by looking at mommy's body. That is ok. Some times girls like to look at other girls. There have been times in the past when mommy has been with other girls. Would you like to touch my breasts? I should not believe this. It was like a dream come true. I reached over and started rubbing her tits and playing with her nipples when she pulled my head over and said for me to suck on them. Oh this was just too good. Her tits where so firm, I just kissed and licked all over them. She pusher me back up on the bed, pushed up my gown and pulled my hard cock out of my panties. She took my dick in her hand and let her tongue run around the head before putting it in to her hot wet mouth. Slowly she took all of my 5 inch rock hard cock in to her mouth then she licks her tongue across my balls. I almost could not breathe. She moved her head faster and faster and my hips started bucking I know I was going to com and shouted mommy I am cumming just as I let lose a huge load of hot cum down her throat. I shot load after load in to her and she took every drop. She sucked me until I started to get soft then she pulled up my panties and pulled down my gown. She slid up to me and kissed me deep on the mouth, I opened my mouth and I felt her tongue and tasted my cum. She told me to clime under the covers while she put on her night gown. Then she slid in next to me gave me a good night kiss. She told me that it was ok for girls to make other girls feel good and that she would teach me every thing about it. Then she told me again how much she loved having a little girl and turned out the lights.
I just lay there thinking about the days events and I decided that I really did like being mommies little girl. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Ok this it my first try. I am no weightier and I know it but is the story good enough to keep weighting?
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