13-year-old boy

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A 13 year old Jewish boy in standard attire.

Text book example of a 13 year old boy.

Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy.

Every 13 year old boy's dream

Did you know
that... 85% of 13 year old boys in chatroom are 1337 HaCkErS and have your "IP"?

Much like 16 year old girls, 13-year-old boys can be found all over AIM, the AOL instant messaging program, or, in a less popular but more concentrated population, on BYOND. They are easily recognized as they lack an Adam's apple, and if you're a pedo, their lack of pubic hair. They make easy targets for drama baiting as their slavering worship of known fucktards Linkin Park, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Insane Clown Posse, Tony Hawk and Adam Sandler has recently reached a fever pitch. Many times they are found in str8, chat rooms lying about their age (preferring to be 18 year old boys), or in gay chat rooms (most likely they are 60-year-old (male) camwhores who like to chat with 13-year-old boys). When not online, 13-year-old boys can be found playing Yu-Gi-Oh, X-Box Live, and Candyland, as well as masturbating furiously to pr0n, or trying to date as many girls possible, generating lulz. Other then the internets, many 13 year-old boys can be found screaming obsenities and "Your Mom" jokes over matchmaking in popular X-box titles like Halo. They will most likely sound like a girl and will be instantly rideculed, however they will be persistant and will not shut their 13 year-old boy mouths.

While they are not as annoying as 16 year old girls they tend not to have very bad spelling skills and don't like to say koo a lot. They also enjoy cussing because it's koo and teh fucking shit beyotch LOLLZ OMFG!111. Beware that many of these 13-year-old boys are really FBI agents trying to entrap innocent members of NAMBLA, who are just upstanding citizens out for a good time, as they say. 13-year-old boys make up about .123456789% of the total teen population. Due to their rarity, a repopulation program is underway and you probably want to breed with them, you sick fuck.

1 Charming Naiveté, and lack therof
2 Quotes by 13-year-old boys
3 Ambitions
4 Notable 13-Year-Old Boys
5 See also

[edit] Charming Naiveté, and lack therof

13 year-old boys are hard as hell to manipulate via the internets because of their trust of anyone they believe to be in authority and predominantly remorseful nature once confronted with objections to whatever it is they're doing at the time. There are many ways to go about wrangling a 3-year-old boy, such as offers of candy or threatening to have them banned from their favorite Pokemon forum. Use your newfound control for having them star in your latest youtube submission or enacting lulz-ridden revenge.

[edit] Quotes by 13-year-old boys

“	This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.	„
—urbandictionary