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[edit] Article Needed

New Zealand teenager accused of controlling botnet hacking of over 1 million computers and nearly $13 million in damages.Police questioned the suspected teenage kingpin of an international cyber crime network accused of infiltrating 1.3 million computers and skimming millions of dollars from victims' bank accounts

http://www.stuff.co.nz/thepress/4299825a24035.html http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1106ap_cyber_attacks_arrests.html http://www.halflifesource.com/news/2007/11/30/article10262.htm

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 12:55, 1 December 2007 (CST)

Extra Plus Bonus! It can now be disclosed that he's an Aspie!

• The mother of a Whitianga teenager with Asperger's syndrome allegedly involved in a multi-million dollar international cyber crime ring says she had no idea of her son's involvement in the ring.

--| »⇔«¿ 09:07, 4 December 2007 (CST)

• VIDEO someone with animation skills should have made a computer transforming into a ROBOT!!!! - surely ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 16:29, 4 December 2007 (CST)

Someone needs to make an article on this. Glow in the dark cats. they fucking GLOW. Catnarok is upon us! … 333252.php FUCKING GLOW

[edit] What happened to fact alerts?

any info?

[edit] Advent Calendar

Open a door on the advent calendar every day until Dec 25th in celebration of the birth of Christ Jesus --Luna 17:56, 1 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Vandals

User:OCdratsab and user:Gamerx07 are vandalizing. Gamerx07 keeps blanking nigga and OCdratsab keeps posting some crappy youtube everywhere. And the IRC wont' work. --   Sir-kitty    talk    contribs  12:58, 2 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Laz D

There MUST be an article for this guy. He's a retarded rapper, I shit u knot. He should be called "Lulz-D". Google him for more info.--Shitbitch 18:43, 2 December 2007 (CST)

Oh, that was beautiful. Seconded . . .

On JewTube

Thundercunt 01:24, 7 December 2007 (CST)

I've started article already: Laz-D--Shitbitch 19:14, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] BAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

Mutual butthurt-fest between Chaos wraith x, which is full of anti-lulz, and Son of art, who wrote it and has been skulking around. Some vandals have been banned already. Is there anything that can be salvaged from this article? Should it be included in the Retarded Wiccan Drama series? Could someone keep an eye out for Artisson sockpuppets? And why do all pagans write like schizophrenics? Halp. Dianoga 19:14, 2 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] ED Game

I have decided to end abandon my RPGXP project in favor of creating one with Adventure Game Studio. I'll be including a few of the plot elements from the RPGXP game, but for all intents and purposes this is a completely new project. An adventure game, made in the style of some of the olde sierra classic. Well, somewhat. It will have a combination graphical and text-based interface. Meaning there will be some tasks you can perform by point and click, including character movement, looking at objects, and talking to people, but for other things, you will have to use the text parser. The reason for this is because it makes it easier to add lulz and special easter eggs. "An hero" will be a legitimate command... just think of the possibilities. Anyway, anyone is free to take over the old RPGXP project if they so desire, so long as I am credited in some way. I'll create a project page later on, but figured I'd let ya'll know what's up. I will likely be needing some help with images and sprites, but I'm planning on doing the scripting myself. Just holler at me if you've any questions. --Blu Aardvark 22:48, 2 December 2007 (CST)

• Project page. --Blu Aardvark 04:18, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] 2007

Hey EDiots, what's your favorite occurance of 2007? Lemme know lol. --Sheneequa • Talk 17:48, 3 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Durova pwned

Register article about Wikipedia drama. Basically Durova tried to do what Jimbo Wales did to Miltopia, except this guy had shitloads of friends and they all called bullshit on it. In the process, SlimVirgin's super secret cyber-stalking mailing list got its cover blown. Loads of drama and embarrassment all around. Lateral 03:09, 4 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Help

Is there a way to start an article and save it without it being seen until it is finished? I want to start one, but I can't finish it in one day. Thanx!—The preceding comment was added by BabyGurl, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• yes create it in your userspace. User:BabyGurl/MyArticle - i would read ED:101 first if i was you. ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 15:14, 4 December 2007 (CST)

• WE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. And here, too. ED is not the place for you to work out your stupid, petty little grudges against some wonky-eyed bitch who gets more cock than you. Stop putting those lame pictures everywhere, stop adding her to everything, and don't you even think about trying to publish that bullshit article. It's not funny and I hope very much that you get banned. Dianoga 13:20, 5 December 2007 (CST)

• erm yeah - your article is not really what ED is about ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 14:18, 5 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] AN hero

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22116784/?GT1=10645 an hero LOLOLOLOL Ephebo66

by the way have you seen the new windows?

• PLASTIC-RIMMED EMO GLASSES make you kill people. SixhundredSixtySix 20:55, 5 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] On the topic of gay Republitards who insist they are straight

It might be interesting for someone to write on the "Ex-Gay" movement, the various X-tian groups that try to convince the less-intelligent gay folks that it's a "choice" and that they can be "cured." I think there's some online "communities" and message boards etc. that could be fun to troll. I've seen the leaders of these groups on TV and without exception they are raging queens. Also, there are groups like "Americans for Truth about the Homosexual Agenda." This is like a kinder, gentler sort of Fred Phelps. The guy hates faggotry so much that he goes on Hannity & Colmes to "expose" the gay debauchery of San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair by showing video clips of public blow-jobs and buttsecks.

• I believe you are also referring to the I-35 movement. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 17:14, 8 December 2007 (CST)

Anyway, there is drama and humor in all this! --| »⇔«¿ 10:21, 6 December 2007 (CST)

• Ha ha holy shit that Americans for Truth site even has a search function that lets Larry Craig and Bob Allen find all the "cruisy toilets"! There apparently are only a few in the USA, but check out Florida!

--| »⇔«¿ 10:28, 6 December 2007 (CST)

• i like the last supper fag-flyer

Man leads bare-breasted female slave “partner” around by a dog collar. It appears that in recent years, heterosexual perverts have joined their “gay” brethren at the “fair” in increasing numbers. Talk about a setback for women’s rights …

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 23:14, 6 December 2007 (CST)

• And yet there's this. Dianoga 01:57, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Santa's a Pedobot

Microsoft Embarrassed After Computerized Santa Brings Up Oral Sex With Young Girl --OldDirtyBtard 15:33, 6 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Where child rape and bestiality merge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4KjDuQAMr0 --Ritegroic 07:26, 7 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Censorship

Digg it --Sheneequa • Talk 18:06, 7 December 2007 (CST)

• This kind of stuff has been going on for a while. Last time I checked (early Nov.?), Dave Eggers again did not appear on google at all except if dramatica was added as a search term. For yahoo, the article had been totally disappeared, the only hits for <name> + <Dramatica> were Important people and Category:People. I checked a few other articles the last coupla times, some Wikipedia-related ones were in the same boat (sry, didn't take notes). Muhpinion is that lobbying from wikipedoes (or wikipedoes that work there, partic. 4 google) is teh main factor that makes teh search engines think this shit is OK. Agent of teh Cabal 10:34, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Neuticles etc

After the cat washing machine...

Potential. However I'm to drunk and emotional (aka wasretd) right now to even link it. Have at it /b/.

THE CAT LITTERBOT.

--OldDirtyBtard 04:37, 8 December 2007 (CST)

• Those aren't the cutest cats on that main page. They really should have tried for some cuter cats. Ritegroic

• Does anyone have that video "cat washing machine..." on a site that actually lets you download the whole thing? I tried many downloaders including one that forces resume and nothing can get the entire thing google video in tact as google just times out. It used to be on YouTube but YouTube removed it. Ritegroic 09:45, 8 December 2007 (CST)

• PROTIP: http://www.downloadhelper.net/welcome.php?version=2.5.3

--OldDirtyBtard 21:42, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] A new source of shock pics

http://www.usdoj.gov/methawareness/#affectuser Scroll down to the pictures of teeth. Ritegroic 04:53, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] You have got to be shitting me.

This girl is begging to become an-hero. Anon, please troll right away.

Here's the source.

In case you were wanting an overview, it's a 15 year old girl who believes herself to be a queen vampire and dropped out of school.

[2] Lured into Darkness —The preceding comment was added by ScaryTownTerminator, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Yawn. --Aghar     15:48, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Party On, Hokies

Penn State supports you. --Aghar     15:48, 8 December 2007 (CST)

--Blu Aardvark 00:00, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Don't Mess With Football Christmas Shoping!

OP's threat.

Aussie Anon got v& after posting on /b/ that he was going to shoot up The Grove mall in LA. 4chan coughed up his IP and the Party Van was dispatched.

Video link.

I have to split for a few hours so DO IT FAGGOT! started. --OldDirtyBtard 18:02, 9 December 2007 (CST)

--OldDirtyBtard 16:44, 8 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Ualuealuealeuale/Macarron Chacarron

This annoying song/video should have it's own artice, no matter how stupid it is. Sounds like Special Ed singing, or a failed attemp at singing Chocolate Rain. You might know this as "Batman" or something.--Shitbitch 18:39, 8 December 2007 (CST)

• No Runawaydevil 14:05, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Insurrection019

flush this faggot tree and raep user / A.B. 10:25, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] KEKEKEKEKEKE

Sup bitches   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

• Yo foo! Welcome home. Get back in the fucking trenches nigger.

--OldDirtyBtard 23:14, 9 December 2007 (CST)

• • <3 yes sir   janus zeal    desu    contribs  

[edit] Attention K-Mart Shoopers

Calling on shoopers with 1337 skeelz to provide a shoop of Chris Forcand missing a gored foot -a la Pedobear- for the Internet Vigilante Group article.

Kthx...--OldDirtyBtard 23:13, 9 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] SFB

Jimmy Wales to exit TOW

EPIC WIN!

--OldDirtyBtard 20:49, 10 December 2007 (CST)

• lol rly? --Blu Aardvark 20:55, 10 December 2007 (CST)

lol awesome. Someone read it all the way through and make a summary, plz? --Knickerbockers

• Actually, it seems the conclusion isn't wholly accurate. Jimbo said, and I quote, "never gonna give you up". --Blu Aardvark 15:43, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] BREAKING NEWS-CHURCH SHOOTING SPREE

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071211/ap_on_re_us/church_shootings

At the church where Ted Haggard used to preach...

It's not clear yet whether gunman was pwned or became an hero. —The preceding comment was added by Ididit, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• I just hope he was listening to Slayer on his ride between sprees. Militant Atheism is worthless without a proper soundtrack. §a¡n† S¡†hney 03:45, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] KOSHA BOY!111!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9oYDBtCN-hk

Maybe a featured video? --Knickerbockers 17:25, 10 December (EST)

[edit] JewTubes Policy

It should be practice that whenever someone is authoring an article on a jewtube or livevideo user, they should download their videos. We are losing lulz because the targets of said articles baleet their videos upon discovery of their articles. switchiedagger is an example of this. --dcslater 15:26, 11 December 2007 (CST)

http://rapidshare.com/files/75886723/Re__Lori_Drew_s_Blog.flv.html

• ALWAYS BACK UP _ STANDARD PRACTICE ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 15:30, 11 December 2007 (CST)
  • But also:

1. Deleted Youtube retriever
2. Another one

--| »⇔«¿ 21:56, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Black boxes with text and a caption on 4chan - is there a name for this?

You know how on 4chan a picture is used on a black background and then there's a title of text in white, with some other smaller text below (like this, but there are over 9000 other examples). Call me a newfag, but does this have a name? And also how do I make my own? What font do I use?--ByAppointmentTo 16:01, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• Demotivators. Read the article, check the external links for a few tools to make 'em. --Blu Aardvark 16:03, 11 December 2007 (CST)
  • PROTIP http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

--OldDirtyBtard 22:12, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] fucking lonelypages

Eliminate lonelypages guys... this is the easiest! Special:Lonelypages. Yr armchair sysop, Quasidan 16:16, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• Lol orphans are the shittiest. But yeah we get it taken care of every once inawhile. --Sheneequa • Talk 16:29, 11 December 2007 (CST)
  • Lol, done. -=- Phobos alalalala

[edit] Retarded Edit Wars

I've taken the liberty of adding all article pages with the {{warzone}} template to the Series on Retarded Edit Wars, in the hope that the existence of this series will encourage sensible EDiots to go forth and pick out the choicest bits of lulz. Feel free to revert if it proves to be unnecessary, though. Push Butan 18:30, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• Or maybe it'll shame the edit-war participants into shutting the hell up... wouldn't that be nice? Dianoga 18:47, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] DRAMA ALERT: BREAKING IRL NEWS

A monkey...on the lamb.

6 kids shot in Vegas by two gunmen who are currently on the lam. They say it stemmed from a school fight.

--OldDirtyBtard 18:50, 11 December 2007 (CST)

on the lam? ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 19:35, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• "Lam" = high on Quaaludes (Old French). --| »⇔«¿ 21:59, 11 December 2007 (CST)

(just kidding, it means on the run.)

• I was tempted to put lamb -as in Colbert's "monkey on the lam" series.

[edit] How the hell do you have sex with a bicycle?

This man rapes bikes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/october07/bicyclesex.htm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

I don't know how that works, but there's some real life rule 34 on bikes if anyone wanted it or wants to approach him. I wonder if the bike was new? Loli bike rape. Cubist

• If the seat breaks off, dude. Jeez you are such a n00b as evidenced by you not signing your post. You have sex with a bicycle if the seat breaks off....I learned this the hard way. Ritegroic 01:24, 12 December 2007 (CST)
  • Argh, forgot the tildes again. I'll defer to your great experience with having bicycle sex then. I am only a n00b at these things after all. Maybe you could give me some tips. Did you start on roller skates and work my way up? This is a fetish I've never heard of. Cubist 01:53, 12 December 2007 (CST)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. 

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. 

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. 

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." 

Look at that, the maid broke into his hotel room, then broke into his bedroom. The guy was doing this completely in private and secret and they treat him like he was doing it in public. Would they have arrested him if he was whacking off or had a woman with him?

• That part was pretty weird to me too, but then at least we got to hear about it this way. This is A or B+ grade material as far as bizarre fetishes go. I think he's like a local hero now they are championing his rights to bike sex. Cubist 02:07, 12 December 2007 (CST)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

He was reported by cleaners at a hostel who unlocked his door and found him engaged in a sex act with his bike. 

Stewart was put on the Sex Offenders' Register, which some posters said was an over-reaction by the sheriff. 

One contributor asked: "Would they have done the same to a woman with a sex toy? 

"Apart from the fact that the sex toy was manufactured for the purpose, and a bicycle wasn't, I really don't see that the two acts are all that different." 

"This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so", John Scott, Human rights expert

Another blogger said: "I am more disturbed by the sheriff's ruling than the act of having sex with a bike." 

Those discussing the case online were also worried about the future implications. 

One person wrote: "It's bad news for privacy in the UK because of how a ruling like this could be used to support similar cases in future." 

Legal experts said he would have been placed on the Sex Offenders' Register under Section 80 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003. 

-In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
-In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
-Earlier this month, sentence was deferred on teenager Steven Marshall, from Galashiels, who admitted simulating sex on a pavement while drunk.

Human rights lawyer John Scott told the BBC Scotland news website that the case raised important privacy issues. 

He said: "It certainly prompts questions about what people can and can't do behind closed doors with inanimate objects. 

I've done worse shit than that (sometimes with a partner) and I'm glad nobody broke into my house and put my on the sex offender list. Ritegroic 01:32, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• What did you have sex with then? An underage skateboard? Did a humvee give you a hummer knife point? Inquiring minds would like to know Cubist 01:53, 12 December 2007 (CST)

The bizarre fetishes that the police have come across that they mentioned are also good. Sex with shoes, pavements and bicycles are pretty lulzworthy. Cubist 01:58, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• It's a homeless hostel... Chances are good that any sexual activity were against the rules for him anyway, and his behavior could have been classified as attention seeking deviant sexual activity/ exhibitionism, since he didn't warn the hostel's cleaners and didn't stop once the broke in, and warranting his placement on the sex offender list.--Aghar     08:11, 12 December 2007 (CST)

Bicycles... oh murr!-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 08:34, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• It's called "frottage." --| »⇔«¿ 08:44, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Megan Had it Coming

Supposedly, 106,000 google hits as of today, though ED didn't appear until #102. --| »⇔«¿ 10:13, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] IRC

I can be a more effective contributor if I am able to lurk irc. Could someone with the power do so on IRC please dsicuss my misdeeds in order to remedy the problem? --dcslater 15:08, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] 711Chan Plans To Raid us

HereThey plan to "Raid" us in retaliation to Newfaggotry(note that I see this as funny and not serious in any way) Fou-Lu 17:48, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• There's always some fucking faggot, on some imageboard, in some part of the internet complaining about 'ED encouraging n00bs' to take part in something and generally fagging it up-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 20:11, 12 December 2007 (CST)
  • I know, but just so we know when to expect some vandalism on the meme pages --Fou-Lu 21:18, 12 December 2007 (CST)

I have their list of demands. Fall on your sword Blu or we will have to kill you.

--OldDirtyBtard 21:41, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• I wonder what, in particular, they are in objection to? My redesign of the main page? My AGS-game-in-progress? My sexually trained dogs? I really need to know what I am expected to become an hero over. --Blu Aardvark 22:06, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• Why don't you install FlaggedRevs? That would dampen page overwriting ("vandalism"). --Htr 22:06, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• 

  haha thread over
  --| »⇔«¿ 22:57, 12 December 2007 (CST)
• Stupid kids. "And if a page is edited enough, the 'Change Back' button will prove useless." "And, say we did it twice over for every page, how far back does their button revert?" Hahaha. Someone doesn't have a fucking clue about Wikis, besides you can always restore from the database anyways, you can remove revisions in that way too. This guy has the right idea though: "Foolishness, the only way to really kill ED is to kill the people who run it IRL." Internet Serious Fucking Business. Lateral 23:06, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Templates not displaying

Anyone else having trouble viewing the "warning" and "fact" templates? This may just be an Opera issue, but I'm not sure. Dianoga 21:58, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• IIRC they were blanked by a sysop because people were fagging up articles with them. 'Tis a pity, really, cause those templates worked well when used properly-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 22:02, 12 December 2007 (CST)
  • Ket recalls correctly. --Blu Aardvark 22:04, 12 December 2007 (CST)
    • Jew Aardvark must die for grape juxtix. Plox to be dei naow. --OldDirtyBtard 22:08, 12 December 2007 (CST)
      • I did not know this :(--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 22:05, 12 December 2007 (CST)
• Thanks for the answers, guys. I must've missed this. I've been removing them from articles when I run across them during editing (most of the time they really don't add anything). Dianoga 21:42, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Aussie EDiots

Annalise Walliker - more lulz plox maybe? ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 09:46, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] I have suspicions of a contributor editing an article about him/herself to spread anti-lulz.

Whom do I have to fellate in order to verify whether these suspicions are, in fact, correct? -Push Butan 14:44, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] For Jews

I had the TV on in the BG and swore I heard about this product for Jews. --OldDirtyBtard 16:08, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] lol @ Wikipedia

Wikipedia COO was convicted felon. Keep in mind that this is the person who kept track of millions in donations:

"For more than six months, beginning in January of this year, Wikipedia's million-dollar check book was balanced by a convicted felon. When Carolyn Bothwell Doran was hired as the Chief Operating Officer (COO) of the Florida-based Wikimedia Foundation, she had a criminal record in three other states - Virginia, Maryland, and Texas - and she was still on parole for a DUI (driving under the influence of alcohol) hit and run that resulted in a fatality. Her record also included convictions for passing bad checks, theft, petty larceny, additional DUIs, and unlawfully wounding her boyfriend with a gun shot to the chest."

They were probably too scared to fire her when they found out. Jimbo sure knows how to pick them! I'm starting an article at Carolyn Bothwell Doran. Lateral 18:19, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] KILL THEM WITH FIRE

Elitist fucks with American Express Black Card accounts. Must document...must troll...must bring to knees. Eat the rich (even tho they prolly taste liek shit).

--OldDirtyBtard 21:58, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] moar google censorship: nghtmrchld26

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&q=nghtmrchld26+dramatica&btnG=Search

and

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Nghtmrchld26+site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com&btnG=Search

--McLovin 15:10, 14 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] 4chan

is down again, this time it is supposedly hacked and will be restored as a newer, faster, better 4chan. Or at least that's what they are saying at irc.diditforthelulz.com #lulz

come see for yourself, i am lawging it now. --dcslater 16:56, 14 December 2007 (CST)

I am retarded. This merits a slowpoke image, as this BREAKING NEWS is already an article. I'll provide logs though, later on. --dcslater 17:05, 14 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] halp

Someone has blanked TL;DR and replaced it with something or other about battletoads, and I can't seem to get the damn reverty page to open. I even took a nap and tried later. Can someone else revert it plzthx? - Serious Cat 18:52, 14 December 2007 (CST)

I reverted the vandalism. --    Sir-kitty    talk    contribs   19:17, 14 December 2007 (CST)

• ty - Serious Cat 00:18, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] The Facebook Drunk Chick Rumpus

all over the news atm.

--OldDirtyBtard 00:56, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] DO WANT

[http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/biz/2007/12/123_15447.html story here.

--OldDirtyBtard 01:13, 15 December 2007 (CST)

• That's not what we meant when we asked for a glow-in-the-dark pussy. --Aghar     06:23, 15 December 2007 (CST)

What would happen if you crossed Longcat with Glowcat, I wonder?Cubist 22:21, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] List of sex moves

Is this uncyclopedia nonsense? Confirm/deny. Relatedly, was it ever funny? EVER? REMOTELY? Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 01:35, 16 December 2007 (CST)

• It isn't like it has any practical value in my case :P-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 01:37, 16 December 2007 (CST)
  • LOL, maybe if it were replaced by proper sex ed .... <3 Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 01:44, 16 December 2007 (CST)
    • For ED's core readership, that would consist mainly of the words "take a fucking shower," and a map to the clitoris. Dianoga 01:52, 16 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] MAN THE HARPOONS!

prepare to repel boarders!

Jenkem 21:22, 16 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] How did you make this mediawiki?

Hey, i was wondering, how did you make this wiki?

• Server + MediaWiki = Profit. Learn2internet. --Blu Aardvark 16:30, 17 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] This site is SLOW

Why is this site always so f*'ing slow ?? I have a broadband connection and everything else is ok, but this site is slow, always. Any plans of upgrading services? The ads are crappy too, where you gotta click on "Skip this ad" before it brings you back to where you were. Sucks big time, real invasive and a turn-off. --Muha123 16:33, 17 December 2007 (CST)

• Have you donated to the site yet? If you're like 95% of the people reading this, you haven't. Running a site that gets this much traffic is super fucking expensive and we're lucky that the people who pay the hosting fee to keep it up do so. If everyone that came here gave a dollar they could host for years off just that. White•Mystery

• • Why not let people pay not to have articles? Good ol' blackmail would make a lot of money. Ritegroic 19:56, 17 December 2007 (CST)

• • The donations page says that PayPal and CC donations are in the works -- any news on when that might happen? We could get everyone to donate a dollar a lot easier if that were available. I'd get on irc fgt but someone keeps g-lining me. Dianoga 20:54, 17 December 2007 (CST)

• • • I don't know how well we're progressing in regards to secure CC processors. But as for Paypal, that's pretty much... not happening. You see, Paypal has an AUP that prohibits activities that related to the "sale" of "items that are considered obscene". Never mind that we aren't actually selling anything - paypal is a sure recipe for fail unless done under-the-counter, and even then it's a pain in the ass. --Blu Aardvark 03:32, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• I've never seen any ads ~ Serious Cat 03:17, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• The interstitial ads only display once per day. A little annoying, but better than the site being dead in the water because the folks at the top couldn't keep up with the immense bandwidth costs. --Blu Aardvark 03:32, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• • The interstitials also don't appear if you browse ED with Safari. Another reason to [[Buy A Dog]] Mac.

--OldDirtyBtard 19:14, 22 December 2007 (CST)

• • • I use firefox, so it must be adblock doing it's thang ~ Serious Cat 19:25, 22 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Indonesian Maid : Sex Slave for Arabian ?

[edit] Breaking News

Fox News will turn you white. TV reporter refuses to give in to disorder turning him white - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 13:24, 18 December 2007 (CST)

OH NOES!!! He has Michael Jackson disease. --McLovin 14:56, 18 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Encyclopedia Dramatica's YouTube Yahweh Clan has been owned by Legion of Noway

CrackM0nk3y 15:03, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• See Legion of Noway for Details

[edit] Fandom Secrets

This LJ Community is like PostSecret for weeaboos. I've started a page for it here but there's so much good stuff that it's well worth a browse. --Spacey 15:47, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• This has some lollerific potential. If I have time I'll browse through the community and maybe add some stuff to the article. But good jorb, don't stop now. This is fucking priceless. --Drunkenlazybastard 15:49, 18 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] oh noes! anon and ED is RACIST!

Two PC fags BAWWWWing about the nigga and Jew articles.

Ididit

• old news Voiceeverything

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 16:16, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• Loving the irony at 4:57. "This is why people around the globe think Americans are stupid". --Blu Aardvark 23:16, 18 December 2007 (CST)
  • Also loving the irony of Politically Correct fuckwits using the phrase "retarded". Don't they know that's discriminatory against those with developmental disabilities? --Blu Aardvark 23:33, 18 December 2007 (CST)
• "It's ignorance; its retarded, it's feeding on stereotypes irony" 2:52... i lol'd --Bruce Campbell 23:32, 18 December 2007 (CST)
  • Good lord those chaps are asking for it. Glad we have an article. I sense that this may only be the beginning of the fun. --| »⇔«¿ 23:39, 18 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] List of articles that have been protected for like two years for some reason (stolen from User:Dianoga's talk page)

• RT
• Meele (even the talk page is protected, wtf)
• Cyns
• WIZZY
• Sherrodcracy (doesn't really count, there's no need to change it)
• Djna
• Nevin Zehr
• Sugarpuss (again, doesn't count)
• Ratherberucking
• Find A Death
• George Marie
• SomaForum
• Purevolume
• Tkk2
• Recommendation (not that I have a problem with the current content, but it should maybe be left-aligned)
• Current events (lol)
• Entervoid

To any other sysops, is there any particular reason any of these should stay protected? --Drunkenlazybastard 19:16, 18 December 2007 (CST)

• I'm going to keep looking for these -- I'll update the list here as I find them. Dianoga 19:33, 18 December 2007 (CST)
• Jacknstock's ghost is still haunting the chapel, I see-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 20:57, 18 December 2007 (CST)
• For reference: Special:Protectedpages. I don't think that pages protected prior to the MediaWiki upgrade will list there, though. --Blu Aardvark 22:16, 18 December 2007 (CST)
  • Yeah, none of these show up on there. When was the upgrade again? A time frame would help. Dianoga 12:58, 19 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] TO TEH SYSOPS, PLEASE WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS UNCHARTED WEBSITE THAT I'VE FOUND

--OldDirtyBtard 19:21, 22 December 2007 (CST)

MyYearbook.com

THERE IS MOAR DRAMA HERE SINCE Megan Meier and potential AN HEROES too.

Here's a sample of the impending LULZ yet to be exposed

i'll be looking forward into teh ARTICLE because i feel "strongle" about it...i'll be glad to add moar lulz by exposing moar drama from their forums. LULZ.

--Hikikomori pwnge 10:47, 19 December 2007 (CST)

• write it yourself faggot ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 12:06, 19 December 2007 (CST)
• Sysop run stuff, ban idiots, and delete bad articles, writers write articles, and your typical user writes typical shitty articles. Any writer worth shit knows that shameless teenage idiots are a dime a dozen, and there's nothing terribly exciting about a girl who has a hangup on flawed gay pedos. Nothing internet relevant, either. Please contrast the crap above against HTS-Noob to see what I mean. Now, I'm not saying there's no lulz to farm there, but that's just a really crappy example that I couldn't do anything with. --Aghar     11:11, 19 December 2007 (CST)
  • Hey, sometimes we write articles too you know. ;) --Drunkenlazybastard 16:22, 19 December 2007 (CST)

• Why the fuck are you putting this on random sysops' pages? Like everybody else said, write it yourself. White•Mystery

[edit] Proper file names motherfuckers, do you speek eet?

• Title your pics so they're searchable on Google images, kthx!

Just a friendly reminder. When you upload a file sweet titty fucking christ give it a proper file name. For the past 2 days I've been going through and deleting, re-naming, re-uploading, and placing files with titles like 12342345234523555.jpg. It's a pain in the ass. When you upload a picture with a bad file name you're uploading for ZOG. --Drunkenlazybastard 16:22, 19 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] DIDITFORTHEBUTTSECKS.COM

From a post on /b/. Prolly a troll but who knows. I'm sure at least CeLe is about toget v&.

--OldDirtyBtard 23:14, 19 December 2007 (CST)

• Obvious troll. Pretty much a pointless post, except if you're fear-mongering for the lolz-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 23:28, 19 December 2007 (CST)

I am dissapointed. I saw the title and thought someone had made WWW.DIDITFORTHEBUTTSECKS.COM but it doesn't exist. Ritegroic 00:11, 20 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Hay guys, lost youtube video

I'm looking for a youtube video that was featured as a Youtube of the Now way back. It was this crazy animated japanese music video with a little girl running around and saying the same thing over and over again and then "1-2-3!!!!"

Do you guys know it?

Just a lurker, ~TheGreatWhale

• ED:VID. We archive a listing of all our former Video of the Now features. I wouldn't know for sure which one you're looking for, but take a look. --Blu Aardvark 05:28, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• I'm assuming this is related to the Touhou craze sweeping the *chans right now. I'll guess that what you are looking for isn't originally a Youtube vid, but rather a IOSYS flash. Granted, it can be found all over JewTube as seen here. SmallChange 03:38, 22 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Lunchtimers.org .com (lol: .org is a Masonic site) chan war

Is anyone interested by the fact that 4chan and 7chan are having a slap fight on Lunchtimers.com?

This fight is about a week old, and getting somewhat lulzy. Jabby 08:16, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• It's pretty gay. I have some pix and caps. I'll do an article if it warrants one.

--OldDirtyBtard 13:05, 20 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Srs. biz from *that* chan

[3] Agent of teh Cabal 08:45, 20 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Amorrow

So User:Amorrow has been spamming up recent changes by repeatedly adding creepy shit to the article about him (oh, and to Michael Sylvester as well). I just cut 31K of his rambling out of Amorrow and rewrote it so it doesn't sound like he's a(n) hero anymore, but I don't think that's going to last. Admins might want to keep an eye on him. Dianoga 10:15, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• He was not adding creepy shit, he was adding boring shit. He should have added creepy shit instead. Ritegroic 19:12, 20 December 2007 (CST)
  • It was plenty creepy, just in the "this man is genuinely unstable" way instead of the entertaining way, unfortunately. A couple folks I know from TOW have been warning me about this guy, apparently they had to get the cops to take away his computer for a while after he stalked a bunch of admins. He's already getting pissy with Tfo and Mori, this should be fun times. Dianoga 05:09, 21 December 2007 (CST)
    • Ok, I think I see what the problem is here - you're a wikipedo! But to be srs, I don't think he's done anything malicious yet-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 05:14, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Our country cousins

Al-Qaida chief launches 'any questions' session on web

Thursday December 20, 2007 The Guardian

Hundreds of subscribers to jihadist websites are posting questions for al-Qaida's leadership at the invitation of Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden's deputy. "Individuals, agencies and all information media outlets" have been told they can question Egyptian-born Zawahiri in what is described as "an open meeting" and get answers from mid-January. Zawahiri is assumed to be in hiding on the borders of Afghanistan or Pakistan.

Al-Sahab, al-Qaida's media arm, said Zawahiri would answer the questions "as much as he is able and at the earliest possible occasion". Questioners are asked to be "brief and focused". It did not say whether his answers would come in a written, video or audio tape form. The message appeared on sites that al-Sahab regularly uses for issuing statements.

I wish I had time at the moment, i'd go ask a couple, but I don't! Maybe tonight. --| »⇔«¿ 17:23, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• Ask him if he liek Mudkips.

--OldDirtyBtard 18:28, 21 December 2007 (CST)

• Ask him what he thinks about our jews did 9/11 article. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:00, 20 December 2007 (CST)
• lewl ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ! › 07:01, 21 December 2007 (CST)

• • He do liek Mudkips and he do like the Zion/11 artickle! He adds that it was Jews & Crypto-Jews. He sez too that Sammy is really stumped on guessing a couple of the memes. --| »⇔«¿ 19:40, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] New Myspace hoax death

The old media is finally jumping on this one following the whole Megan thing. Daniel_Cicciaro got killed by a nigger after said niggers son threatened to raep a friends little sister, but it turned out that the threats were posted by a friend of said nigger who thought it would be lulz to scare the white wimminz. Saw a blurb about it on CNN today and wrote up a beginning of an article. anyone interested in working on it moar? --Drunkenlazybastard 18:06, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] ED JEW V&!

I saw this in print on the front page of the SF Examiner this morning. I thought it was a little lol.SmallChange 03:14, 22 December 2007 (CST)

• He's Chinese. When he ran for supervisor in my district (here in SF) he had big signs reading "JEW for Supervisor." Always a little startling.--| »⇔«¿ 11:18, 22 December 2007 (CST)
• I wasn't aware ED had an official Jew. We do, howevar, have a Hedge Jew who either is in charge of the sumptuous ED gardens or is ED's hedge fund manager.

--OldDirtyBtard 19:08, 22 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] ToW plans 2 stalk AOLers

V00t, v00t, ToW plans another stalking project.

Agent of teh Cabal 10:48, 22 December 2007 (CST)

• ha ha, not merely stalking, this is WikiGestapo! I would like to see a current chart of corporate alliances and ownerships in regard to the internets. The hidden hands are owned by fewer and fewer. --| »⇔«¿ 11:25, 22 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] TOW's Black Helicopter Squad

Sauce: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/06/wikipedia_and_overstock/page5.html

I don't pay much attention to TOW drama and such, but this story from The Register (UK) makes for a lulzy read. Maybe it should be added somewhere?

--OldDirtyBtard 19:36, 22 December 2007 (CST)

• I had been half-attempting to understand what was going on there, but my brain always timed out on the tl;dr Wikipedo drama. This is a good article! That place looks more like a cult every day. --| »⇔«¿ 10:31, 23 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] MySpazz Hoax Leads To Killing

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-7174129,00.html NY Man Guilty in Death of White Teen

Sunday December 23, 2007 8:31 AM ml

RIVERHEAD, N.Y. (AP) - A black man who invoked images of lynch mobs in explaining why he killed a white teenager was convicted of second-degree manslaughter when a jury rejected defense lawyers' arguments that his actions were justified. --OldDirtyBtard 06:03, 23 December 2007 (CST)

• Looks like DLB already gots it rolling! --| »⇔«¿ 10:19, 23 December 2007 (CST)

• <3 this site: MyCrimeSpace: A place for fiends.

--McLovin 13:24, 23 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Comment on Articles Up For Deletion

By the law of not deleting anything that is older than me since it's probably a joke I don't know about, the following pages are up for deletion but I don't want to can them until someone older gives the OK that they aren't important. The quality is varying between absolute shit and decent stubs; most of them are from 2005 and 2006. A couple are semi-protected.

• Assmonkeydiary
• Drone
• Please ban me
• Candy icons
• 10fags
• Atari ST
• Find A Death
• Bondster
• Fag-bashing
• William Wallace
• Smirnoff
• Wonk
• Twilight Suzuka
• Fuck pigeons
• Sailor

Just edit this with an "OK" or "Kill it" and I'll check in a few days and kill what needs to die. Thanks in advance. White•Mystery