Angyl
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| A+! Angyl took CSIII. Only 1337 niggers, like Angyl are even allowed to enroll in CSIII, and you couldn't pass it... Ever. In fact, Angyl ALREADY has your DNS Numbers. Better buy a dog and hang some curtains. Angyl is a HACKER ON STEROIDS who wrote the software that powers the INTERNET HATE MACHINE. |
| According to Anonymous "once we are done with Angyl her pal XyriX is next" |
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Angyl is a ugly, fat, Gypsy Injun sweetheart attention whore/skiddie and "proud mother" (according to her MySpazz) from g00ns who believes herself to be the queen of lulz. Naturally, she is wrong, since this title belongs to Girlvinyl.
She also loves the mutant cock, and stares at it any chance she gets. She holds the record for being fastest, most hated user on ED IRC next to Gimpyd. She also wants to have lesbian sex with Stephanie from LazyTown as is evidenced by her website "I fucked the girl from lazytown".
In cahoots with her fat fuckbuddy g00n XyriX, she is currently claiming responsibility for pwning 4chan. When she called m00t with her 'terms', he told her "brb, compromised."
Whether this is true or not, this will end in tears since winding-up Anonymous is SFB. This also serves as a classic example of why there should be no girls on the internet.
Initially, it was suspected that her former skiddie crew teamdouche did 14/12 after an e-detective had found compromising IRC chat logs. Howevar, it turns out that she'd long since been on the outs with them after they dropped dox on her for anon.
| “ | Harlot: Teamloosh needs to quit tryna capitilize off me tho, I rejected them once. Must I really do it again? | „ |
| —Angyl, | ||
Chlogs from Angyl's former crew who later went and dropped dox on her: irc.bluehell.org #teamloosh (6667) Saturday 14:02 (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ (&SubZ) your chan is like epic fail Saturday 13:01 (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ a0 is crying on msn "i thought we cud still be friends m8" SHOULD I? Friday 11:01 (2007-12-14) Saturday 12:02 (2007-12-15) [+ntrQlf] http://www.teamloosh.com/ we 0wn3d 4chan :O dont fucking tell ANYBODY
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[edit] Her Other Boyfriend
She is also shacked up with a high school student called Riot (aka Nopi-one Rob and BinaryTerrorist). Presumably, he's not the one who put the bun in her oven since he's just hit puberty. On Nopi-one Rob's MySpace Blurbs he says:
| “ | Hey, My names rob, I'm 13. I love music, producing hip hop, working in the studio with my people, working local shows, and sampling. I am a graduate of South Charleston High School. I love anything involving creativity, and technology. I was one of those kids that took stuff apart to try and put it back together.. haha. I'm also real big into computers, and real fucking good. So hit me up already. <3 angyl AIM- Nopi304 If you are an emcee, producer, promoter or just interested in learning get in contact with me. I love to network, and teach. | „ |
| — | ||
Rob lives/lived in Charleston, West Virginia. Angyl is currently being hunted for there.
[edit] IRC Faggotry
[edit] Loves the cock
<Angyl> notice in the frenum wiki article <Angyl> ol boy has bumps on the head of his cock * paraphimosis notes how long Angyl has been studying the detail on that cock * Angyl is still staring at it.
[edit] In reference to a normal looking cock
<Angyl> ive never had a cock where it looked like that
[edit] Hypocrisy lol
<Angyl> you're probably fat and ugly <Angyl> thats why you say nothing
[edit] On being Glined & repeatedly banned from server.
<stilllulzin> lawlz <yiri> oh well <stilllulzin> yeah <stilllulzin> colin gave up to * yiri sets mode: -bb *angy*!*@* *!*angy*@*
[edit] Obliviousness
Despite the whole of ED IRC hating her, she doesn't seem to realise this. Please let her know by kicking her from IRC any chance you get. UPDATE: Looks like most people in ED IRC don't even know her enough to hate her, thus making this another case of unwarranted self importance. video of angyl drawing on her face for credit cards can be found on http://teamloosh.com/ or a direct flv link: http://www.teamloosh.com/angyl.flv
[edit] OMG BITCH FIGHTS BACK
[edit] Script Kiddy
Angyl ran off, thinking people still loved, hated, or cared about her, and joined some SK group, g00ns, made up of 12 year olds who are too poor/underage to afford an SA membership. Now no one would care about this, until the /i/nsurgency was calling gamestop one night in IRC and found a link to the g00n website. They stumbled upon Angyl fapping over herself in the channel. Here are some fun clips between Angyl and everyone's favorite /i/nsurgent Locutus of Lulz/Loli/b/org/whatever:
<%aNGYL> how about shut the fuck up
<%aNGYL> with the name switches
<%aNGYL> before i just ddos you
before i just ddos you... we need an article on that phrase...
[17:10:25] <%AngylLuvzBTardz> amazing [17:10:29] <%AngylLuvzBTardz> fucking [17:10:32] <%AngylLuvzBTardz> flood right [17:10:37] <%AngylLuvzBTardz> or get packetslapped [17:10:41] <%AngylLuvzBTardz> fuckin newfags [17:10:41] <Will_Smith> OH NO [17:10:45] <Will_Smith> BAAWWWWWWWWWW
[17:16:56] <Angyl> i dont need 4chan memes explained to me [17:17:03] <Angyl> o.O u rly must not kno [[Juggernaut|who the fuck i am]] [17:17:13] <Will_Smith> I rly don't. [17:17:13] <Will_Smith> Idea [17:17:18] <Will_Smith> I'll tell you who I am [17:17:21] <Will_Smith> if you tell me who you are [17:17:34] <Angyl> im angyl [17:17:35] <Angyl> :D * You are now known as Locutus [17:17:43] <Locutus> I am Locutus of Lulz [17:17:49] <Locutus> You will respond to our harassment [17:17:55] <Angyl> o coo [17:17:58] <Locutus> ahh, good times... [17:18:10] <Angyl> ur harassment just bringz me lulz [17:18:12] <Angyl> so carry on [17:18:21] <Locutus> Umm
We rly must not kno who the fuck she is
[17:19:36] <Locutus> Oh, I see you have an ED article. [17:19:41] <Angyl> yep [17:19:42] <Angyl> i do [17:19:50] <Locutus> Nice [17:19:59] <Angyl> yep [17:20:05] <Locutus> the lumped me in with others [17:20:09] <Angyl> i kept ed down for a month. was pretty luzlz
OH SHI SHE DDOSED ED
[17:21:26] <Angyl> are you confusing g00ns with somethingawful goons [17:21:27] <Angyl> btw [17:21:31] <Angyl> cause theyre dif goons [17:21:35] <Locutus> Well that's what ED said you were [17:21:36] <Locutus> but then [17:21:39] <Locutus> ED is always wrong. [17:21:41] <Angyl> i happen to be both [17:21:42] <Angyl> o.o [17:21:50] <Angyl> actually im currently banned from sa [17:21:55] <Angyl> had an accnt since they were free tho [17:22:05] <Angyl> things went downhill after another goon killed themselves over me [17:22:07] <Angyl> o.o [17:22:11] <Angyl> tho [17:22:12] <Angyl> lulz [17:22:26] <Locutus> suurree [17:22:38] <Locutus> Yeah, aren't you charming/
Another goon killed themselves over her?
[17:22:48] <Locutus> So, ED said to kick you if anyone ever sees you [17:22:55] <Angyl> yep [17:23:02] <Angyl> except they gave up [17:23:03] <Locutus> but since I'm not an op, kindly kick yourself. [17:23:06] <Angyl> too many proxiez [17:23:08] <Locutus> Also, ED down for a month? [17:23:09] <Locutus> seriously [17:23:11] <Locutus> that is fucking funny [17:23:15] <Angyl> yes [17:23:17] <Angyl> seriously [17:23:17] <Locutus> where do you SK come up with this shit? [17:23:18] <Angyl> lol [17:23:24] <Locutus> let me guess [17:23:31] <Angyl> im not a skiddie [17:23:32] <Angyl> rofl [17:23:33] <Locutus> your botnet is almost as big as your penis? [17:23:43] <Angyl> i dont hvae a penis [17:23:43] <Angyl> :[ [17:23:48] <Locutus> suurrreee... [17:23:55] <Angyl> k. well [17:23:57] <Angyl> u got boring [17:23:59] <Angyl> so.. [17:24:12] <Angyl> im going to troll aim skids then play wow [17:24:31] <Angyl> if u find some amusing invasions. hit me up [17:24:36] <Locutus> yeah, whatever. [17:24:37] <Angyl> aim is 'Harlot' [17:24:40] <Angyl> bye now :D [17:24:52] <Locutus> goodbye. I'm going to #ed to make fun of you now
In conclusion, her AIM is Harlot. The harlot AIM account has been stolen by anon for great justice. Edit: No it hasn't that's a lie, she's still on it. Newfags are newfail, gg nm.
[edit] Freechan Chat
>>10874 Harlot is her AIM sn. I'm talking to her right now. [15:09] KanailWasHere: Hey [15:10] Harlot: hi [15:10] KanailWasHere: You're Angyl, right? [15:10] Harlot: yep [15:10] KanailWasHere: Good job. [15:10] Harlot: fuckin lulz [15:10] KanailWasHere: No. [15:10] KanailWasHere: lulz is stupid. [15:10] Harlot: NO?! [15:10] KanailWasHere: No. [15:10] KanailWasHere: It's not funny. [15:11] KanailWasHere: Just good. [15:11] Harlot: IDK, faggots reactions to me on the phone are kinda funny [15:11] KanailWasHere: Not really, it's just faggot being faggot. [15:11] KanailWasHere: He's always like that. [15:11] Harlot: itll get more amusing [15:11] KanailWasHere: I doubt it. [15:11] Harlot: oh it will :D [15:12] KanailWasHere: He'll just sit around and wait it out. [15:12] Harlot: and when his dox her dropped? [15:12] KanailWasHere: I mean really, he doesn't know anything about computers, like he says. [15:12] KanailWasHere: So what can he do? [15:13] KanailWasHere: The only thing that it's affecting is the advertisments on the site. [15:13] Harlot: lol [15:13] Harlot: Man. So whatsup? [15:13] KanailWasHere: Nothing. [15:13] KanailWasHere: You sure did piss off the /b/tards. [15:13] KanailWasHere: I mean. [15:13] Harlot: Mostly newfags. [15:13] KanailWasHere: I post on /b/. [15:13] Harlot: I came from /b/ [15:14] KanailWasHere: /b/ is shit [15:14] Harlot: faggot wont answer [15:14] Harlot: :[ [15:14] KanailWasHere: Because he's sleeping. [15:14] KanailWasHere: It is faggot. [15:14] Harlot: he got raged @ like the 5th call and took phones off hook [15:15] KanailWasHere: So what's the point of calling him? [15:15] KanailWasHere: You just want pictures of him? [15:15] Harlot: He killed /b/ [15:15] KanailWasHere: No he didn't. [15:15] Harlot: Opinion. [15:16] KanailWasHere: /b/ was bound to fail after some time. [15:16] KanailWasHere: I mean jeezs, it's the internet. [15:16] Harlot: Was a good ride tho. [15:16] KanailWasHere: Meh. [15:16] Harlot: What? [15:16] KanailWasHere: It was alright. [15:16] KanailWasHere: I mean, memes are only funny the first 100 times. [15:16] Harlot: ;P Yea [15:17] KanailWasHere: So what exactly is the point of taking down 4chan? [15:17] KanailWasHere: Just to get at faggot? [15:18] KanailWasHere: Or are you just on the rag? [15:18] KanailWasHere: Do you want a trophy?
CaptainHowdyng (5:02:24 PM): wtf h4x Harlot (5:02:34 PM): omg no waiz CaptainHowdyng (5:02:53 PM): wrrryyyyyy Harlot (5:02:59 PM): lulz CaptainHowdyng (5:03:35 PM): not in the least Harlot (5:03:55 PM): maybe CaptainHowdyng (5:07:20 PM): your an e-celebrity how does it feel Harlot (5:07:29 PM): i was one before. no real change Harlot (5:07:40 PM): few more idiots iming me. big whoop CaptainHowdyng (5:08:55 PM): did you ever get ahold of faggot again or no Harlot (5:09:09 PM): about 5x before he took phones off hook CaptainHowdyng (5:09:26 PM): haha Harlot (5:11:51 PM): yea ill ul rest of calls l8r. im lazy CaptainHowdyng (5:12:13 PM): gr8 Harlot (5:12:18 PM): sk8
[edit] Backraid
| “ | People of 4chan, this is the bitch who took down your website. Does Anonymous forgive? Has Anonymous forgotten? Or will Anonymous rise to the challenge - creating epic lulz of a kind not seen since the Fox News broadcast? Do you want that glowing article, that whispered meme, the epic photoshops that are the result of all truly great campaigns of lulz? Prove to me, the #chans, the Internet at large, that you are not some cancerous blight, but a mighty Internet Hate Machine, a vigourous collection of villians who have it in their hearts to crush weeaboos, bitches, furries, and retards like this.
Do it. Do it faggots. | „ |
| —Anonymous on raiding Angyl | ||
To do it faggots, plox see dox at Angyl/General Info
[edit] Gallery of DO NOT WANT (with her actual captions from MySpace)
 Obligatory fat girl angle shot |
 She ain't got shit on Cherrie |
 Angyl with the only hacking tools she should be using. gb2kitchen bitch |
 A properly configured Angyl |
 it won't die! |
 Where ED would like to see her: face down in a pool of blood |
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 "i wubs my baby daddy." |
 An example of Angyl's shitty 'art' |
 This is supposed to be Eva Longoria. WTF. |
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 NO U! |
 cam + ho |
 "Me n my riot. iLy, hax0r. <333" |
 "omg" Love letter |
 "<33 lulz"Moar letter |
 "Him <3" |
 "1 am ;x dre it 4 my bb. ily" |
 "So High <3 So Amused <3 Moar Doritos plox" |
 werd |
 From her journal. Kill it with fire! |
 At first I was all like... |
 and then I was like... |
 ..this. |
 ANGYLS LEETNESS FRIED THE BOX |
 MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF 1337 DETECTED CAPTAIN |
 "Guess wut" |
 "I ROX" |
 "Lulz" |
 Angyl's bf -aka- BinaryTerrorist is a big fan of tranny movies. |
 Behind the "Private" MySpace |
 tehy aer teh l3t3 |
 Stupid camwhore trying to capitilize on Angyl's e-fame. ( NOT RLY HER ) requesting real nudes asap plox |
Claims to not be against Anon, but rather hot for m00t.
[edit] External Links
- Boyfriends AIM: Nopi304 and binaryterrorist@aim.com (AIM is 1337...shhhhh).
- Angyl and her baby daddy at teamloosh.com
- myspace.com/online (active myspace).
- myspace.com/nopi304 her boyfriend Rob's MySpace.
- Moar MySpaces than Rupert Murdoch
- Her DA aka, nymphology. B& LOL
- Her personal website
- Her new SK friends
- googlecashed journal!
- The new failchan she's in the process of creating.
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