HellionExciter
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| “ | Hi I am the HELLIONEXCITER..I just purchased Encyclopedia Dramatica for $5.00 I got ripped off!!!!! | „ |
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[edit] Hellionexciter
HellionExciter (Johnathan C. Myman) is was a crazy Jew who is famous for pawning himself due to unrealistic expectations. Currently, Hellion is butthurt over split milk; and basically no one gives a shit other than Tom Serson. Hellion is also attempting to buy out Encyclopedia Dramatica [1].
- Hellionexciter lives in Las Vegas where he watches porn.
- Hellionexciter likes to fuck prostitutes - male or female, but he prefers Thai ladyboys or Eurasian she-males when he can get them.
- Renetto declared jihad on Hellionexciter which had to be postponed after Thedramatube, Casey Nunez delcared jihad on everyone in Renetto's street.
- Hellionexciter is e-jonesing for a piece of Filthywhore.
- Hellionexciter reads and likes Encyclopedia Dramatica, and has mentioned the esteemed website in a couple of his YouTube videos.
- Hellionexciter still liked Encyclopedia Dramatica after reading this article.
- Hellionexciter listens to classic metal bands such as Judas Priest and Motorhead which he plays as background music on his videos.
- Hellionexciter has had Vlog wars with TheBoringDispatcher, Renetto, Paperlillies, Thedramatube, Warren25smash , RoccosHouse and more.
[edit] Bad Habits
- Always grinning (lol, Grinman)
- Greasy Hair
- Needs some serious anger management therapy
- Is obsessed with filthy whores in general and Filthywhore in particular
- His eyes look like they are shut when he smiles. (So they always look like they are shut).
- Thinks film posters are art.
- Plays geeky classic movie's on a crappy TV that is even older than the movies, (and brags about it? Buy a new TV you Jew Bastard).
[edit] Tips to get your hair looking like HellionExciters
Use about 1 - 3 pots of True Faggot Hair Gel depending on how long your hair is: Apply to fingers and slick your hair back as much as you can.
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[edit] Typical Example of Hellion
classy
[edit] A Challenger Appears
A ten year old kid tried to troll HellionExciter, by copying HellionExciter.
It turned out that the video had been made by a 17 year old faggot called Callum Cartel who used little boys to fight his Internets battles for him.
[edit] Censored Video, 6 April 2007
HellionExciter's latest video, (titled "THE GREATEST video ever made on YouTube" and posted on 6 April 2007), which reportedly had a porn video playing on the television in the background, was deleted for violating the TOS within 1 hour of it being posted on the site.
[edit] Suicide Is Painless
To celebrate the 4th of July HellionExciter passed his channel over to Tom Serson in the hope of generating some sparks to mark his leaving on a vacation from YouTube. Tom Serson posted a typical Tom Serson video on the HellionExciter channel. YouTube made its typical response to a Tom Serson video by suspending the HellionExciter account.
[edit] Hellion Wigs Out
On August 8th, 2007, after he'd returned to Youtube again under HellionExciter2, Hellion seemingly went batshit and cuntpaste'd threats all over channels and video comments on Youtube.
It is suspected that his hostility was the result of a recent intervention wherein his mother kindly requested that he un-fuck himself from his computer. Hellion, feeling very butthurt over his recent conflicts with Youtube users, continued to play the internet tough guy and additionally threatened to blow up Mikeskehans house (he has had experience with this sort of thing as he played an integral role in WTC).
[edit] Hellion Banned Again
On August 16th, 2007, most likely as a result of sharing his Youtube channel jointly with Tom Serson again (who was previously permabanned from Youtube), the HellionExciter2 account was suspended. As a prime example of the pathetic nature of the internet tough guy, Hellion has achieved a level of Epic Fail rarely seen on the internets in his E-war against ED and mikeskehan.
Hellion returned several more times with failed attempts to attack Mikeskehan and ED, closing his accounts on his own accord, most recently due to his discovery that his close friend RacerXWTFX was a tranny.
Following his failures on Youtube, Hellion promptly returned to playing the guitar poorly, watching porn, and Failing at life.
[edit] Trivia
- works with cuntfuckbitch
- claims his handicap is 8 and shoots 105
- worked in the porn industry
- jewish
- claims to be "just acting"
[edit] External Links
HellionExciters Youtube Channel- SuspendedHellionExciters 2nd Youtube Channel- Suspended- HellionExciter's 3rd Youtube Channel Run by CRAP5000 thus you know it's real
HellionExciter's 4th Youtube ChannelClosedHellionExciter's 5th Youtube ChannelClosed due to xracerx transvestiticism- Hellionexciter's Livevideo channel
- Hellion's Stickam channel
- Hellion's alternate Stickam channel
- Ebay Account
- Comic Book Forum Account
- Forum Threat
- Hellion Buys JewFlag
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