Legion of Noway
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Legion of Norway are a group of YouTube villains led by THEGODDESSOFNOWAY and The Satan Kids. They appeared during the great purge of Irish282, and believe themselves to be serious business.
Unable to understand the concept of trolling, Norway has spearheaded a failed attempt at ridding YouTube of its noble saviours, the YouTube Yahweh Clan. Noway is also notable for their inability to understand humor and satire.
Numerous members of Legion of Norway are known to use extremely shitty webcams, and are infamous for their practice in the art of spam. Not to be confused with the YouTube Street Team; Noway lacks a true purpose or mission, and are easily misguided.
| “ | Let us give strength to those in need.
Redirect the energy of evil,and we are all powerful Souls rot from within New life springs forth Powers be Praised | „ |
| —Ma Bell, demonstrating spiritual powers and forgiveness | ||
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[edit] Members of Norway - Befriending Pedophiles
- THEGODDESSOFNORWAY / themeanstoanend
- A Goddess (aka Ma Bell) - TheFlocklessShepherd - Ma Bell's bitch
- RacerXWTFS - Evil tranny; approach with caution
- Irish282 - Pedophile
- DynaCatlovesme - Pedophile
- LoganSperman2 - Pedophile apologist and possibly a pedophile himself
- The Satan Kids
- ArchDevilSatanic - Leader of the faggots
- DevilsSON8564 - Racer sockpuppet
- princeofdarkness4596 - Racer sockpuppet
- tvfordeath - Racer sockpuppet
- DeathsAngel594 - Racer sockpuppet
- DemonPenguin666 - Racer sockpuppet
- LordBalor666 - Irish282 sockpuppet
- BloodAngel458 - Weeaboo
- SnowVhite - Traitor to the YTYC
- TheSockDetective - The traitor's bitch
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[edit] Gallery of Norway
 Ma Bell; Means To An Fail |
 Flockless; yes his webcam is actually that shitty |
 RacerXWTFS; tranny and illiterate fucktard |
 Irish282; pedophile mastermind |
 DynaCatlovesme; boy lover |
 LoganSperman2; pedophile fap fodder |
 SnowVhite; traitorous whore |
 TheSockDetective; seen here in his infamous ROM Spaceknight fagsuit, molesting a small child |
[edit] Quotes
| “ | Being anti pedophile first and foremost,it should be obvious that I would be anti evil.
Some 'users' didn't get that message... | „ |
| —Ma Bell | ||
| “ | I was given a mission from GOD. He gave me a vision which came to pass,and now I believe my time has passed. I stumbled with the cross which was too heavy. I wish to reach out,to perhaps find,those that will help me to stand back up.I invite all those with stories of psychic,spiritual or of faith,to join me in discussion to perhaps elevate one another. | „ |
| —Flockless | ||
- Typical Norway Supporter
| “ | What an honor... | „ |
| —ArchDevilSatanic's reaction to wikification | ||
[edit] Merry Christmas NORWAY! - a present from The YouTube Yahweh Clan
In late December of 2007, the gayness of NOWAY had reached epic proportions. It was clearly out of control, and approaching chaos. TheCluelessDrunkard was all over YouTube, spouting his slurred-speech drivel about "Yahweh are bad guys, NORWAY are good guys. Neener, neener, neener. etc.", with occasional commentary support from "The Goddess" herself. The minions of NOWAY felt so sure of their Alliance of Faggotry as to declare "war" on the YTYC itself. Drunken self-righteous Canadians think going to "war" consists of making shitty videos and posting copypasta comments taken out of context.
Out of the blue, the Legion of Noway was contacted by a "mysterious new ally", The "AgentofNorway" (account suspended, recreated as "Agent0fNoway"). The Agent promised NOWAY assured victory over their foes, agreeing to provide dox and pictures of the enemy, summarily revealing all of their powerwords in one fell swoop. NOWAY could hardly resist such a generous offer and welcomed the information with open arms.
Sadly in doing so they failed to realize THE POWER OF ONLINE COMMUNICATION.
Once secured, Flockless and Ma Bell made complimentary videos exposing the entire Yahweh Clan for being the very dregs of society that NOWAY had always suspected them to be. Fortunately for NOWAY their "AgentofNoway" had provided all the info in a helpful Link to a "Script" with all the "Facts" and a link to a "Mugshot Slide show" - despite this Flockless managed to get much of his info wrong, as he was clearly high on booze and inflated ego at the thought of exposing The YouTube Yahweh Clan. He was also unable to edit the "Mugshot Slideshow" onto the end of his vlog. Later the "Goddess of Noway" managed to produce a terrible video slide show combining the pictures of the Yahweh Clan Members with a copypasta of the "AgentofNoway" script and no music.
| “ | It should come as NO SURPRISE that the Yahweh Clan lead a debauched and criminal life offline | „ |
| —Thus Sprach Victim of Social Engineering | ||
- The Following Video Response is the Salvo Volleyed in Return.
Noway Owns Yahweh (LoL Wut?)
| “ | How do you like those Lulz Yahweh !!!!!! | „ |
| —Legion of Noway - Failing Hard | ||
| Dropping Dox on Yahweh |
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- Strangely Enough after the video had been spammed to the front page of the "Most Discussed" list for graet justice, the YouTube Staff kicked it off momentarily - probably because they thought that Dox where actually being dropped. Then after a moment, Chad and Steve realized what had happened and laughed their asses off and stuck it back on the front page.
- Despite being told point blank about the ruse that they had just whole-heartedly fallen for, the leaders of NOWAY continued to use the fake dox on the Yahweh Clan. They even sent several after-the-fact private messages to the AgentOfNoway, requesting the next installment of bad intel. Needless to say, noone ever took NOWAY seriously about anything they ever had to say, about anything, ever again.
| Even the Pedo's were Laughing at them!!!!!!!!!111 |
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[edit] Resources
- THEGODDESSOFNOWAY YouTube channel
- Agent0fNoway YouTube channel
- Youtube Nobody RacerXWTFS Tranny channel
[edit] Finland
Finland is owneded by uz, so Iv vash da Vindows couse m3 ist pr0vesss1onal vindow vasher. Finland hast da beshet musik in da worldss, Fintrolll is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god wawaweewoo!!!! OHST! And Dimmu Borgir isvst villy goodst 2ssys. Sos mov 2 vinelands bcausess isvstss da beshetts!!!!!!!
