Steel Hearts
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[edit] Steel Hearts
The more excellent of /ic/'s whopping two memes, Steel Hearts is an incredibly moving high-fantasy story written by a 14 year old by the alias of Shadow Shade. The meme itself was spawned when Anonymous posted an illustration (see right) created by the author of the story. Anonymous, rendered almost unable to comprehend the anatomical perfection, the flawless composition, and unmatched beauty of the piece, flooded the thread with resounding praise.
Anonymous also immediately took a liking to the furthest right charater, Gamotarox; his apparent maturity and thoughtful gaze inspired Anonymous. He was to be later affectionately renamed, however, when Anonymous created a beautiful piece of fan art, shown at left, featuring Gamotarox staring down into a window. In this image, he is presumably witnessing You engaged in masturbation. From that point on, he was to be referred to only by the reverent moniker of "Serious Motherfucker."
Like most popular fandoms, Steel Hearts quickly attracted its share of fangirls and gay fanboys as well, who proceeded to slash all of the main male characters. The most popular of these was Serious Motherfucker x Steel, which came to be known as "everybody's OTP."
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Steel: The titular tawny-haired hero of the story. He sports a growth of unknown origin in his left eye, which is indicative of mystical powers.
Tamaara: A mysterious and attractive young woman dressed in black who aids the hero in his quest.
Madre: A small, cute girl who travels with the party. Her endless cheer warms their hearts during the coldest nights. Though not much is known about her background, it can be assumed that she is a trainee priestess of some kind.
Z is an androgynously attractive young man who travels with his fraternal siamese twin, May. May is attached to her brother's head at the waist. These intrepid twins treat this condition not as a deformity, but as an advantage in combat that allows for mad crazy double combo attacks.
Gamotarox/"Serious Motherfucker": An enigmatic figure who spends much of his time devoted to voyeuristic activities. Probably the fan-favorite of the series, especially among the ladies.
Cute Animal Mascots: Serve as emergency food sources and instruments of sexual gratification.
Scar/Angry Motherfucker: The first "real villain" of the series. He has scars over his eyes, and looks very angry, hence his new name. Some argue that Serious x Angry is the new OTP of Steel Hearts.
[edit] Brad h8 4chan!
Copypasta from the "creator's" dA page:
| “ | I HATE THEM >__< I should never have put my stuff on 4chan in the first place, and some random poophead on the forums I go to linked them to our forums so they can harrass me upfront! And they even found my deviantart! GOD! I wish I could just delete websites, if I could do that, i'd delete 4chan. It's such a stupid FUCKING website full of stupid FUCKING people!! Anonymous, leave me alone!
Sorry, I needed to let that out. | „ |
| —brad-is-glad, butthurt | ||
Some argue that the only way Anonymous will leave him alone is if he draws moar Serious Motherfucker. He is strongly advised to do so, because Serious Motherfucker is serious.
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