ALL CAPS
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Typing in All Caps is the awesomest thing EVAR. Just by pressing the the "Caps Lock" button and then proceeding to type normally, you'll soon become noticed by everyone. People will start taking you more seriously OL and you'll soon become an important and respected internets user. They will find everything you say terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you and you'll become extremely good in bed. See left for instructions.
One of the biggest problems that non-1337 people face when they're trying the All Caps method for the first time is that it might take a while to stop hitting the Shift key accidently.
Contrary to popular belief, posting in ALL CAPS is not the same as yelling. However, since many lusers and non-1337 people think it is, it's still extremely effective during a flame war, just like yelling in real life is.
Commonly used by AOLers in chatrooms and 419 scammers in their emails.
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[edit] Trivia
- Doing a google image search for "caps lock is cruise control for cool" finds just one page that's almost entirely hentai.
- It's also fun to type in caps lock because when you read it it's like screaming inside a person's head! Power!!
- TYPING IN CAPS WILL GIVE YOU AN ERRECTION!
- BARRY SCOTT TYPES IN ALL CAPS (SEE Cillit Bang)
- IF IT WERE NOT FOR JESUS BEING A JEW, HE WOULD HAVE TYPED IN ALL CAPS.
- INTARNET DRAMA KING SHUT UP AND DIE IS MOST NOTORIOUS FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
- TYPING IN ALL CAPS RELATED TO TYPING REGULARLY IN THIS SIMPLE INEQUALITY: ALL CAPS > NOT ALL CAPS
- YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS NOT IN ALL CAPS. THIS IS THE GREATEST INTARWEB JEW CONSPIRACY
- THERE IS ALSO A LITTLE-KNOWN CULT ABOUT DEATH NOTE: CAPSLOCK DN. THEY SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME TROLLING ISKETCH FOR THE LULZ. THEY HAVE ONLY ONE RULE "CAPS OR BE KICKED".
[edit] CAPS LOCK DAY
CAPS LOCK DAY IS OCTOBER 22
[edit] HTML
Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
[edit] Incorrect usage
[edit] See Also
- AOL
- EXTREME ADVERTISING
- ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- USED BY INCOHERENT FURRIES
- ALSO BY ANIMU FANGIRLS
- TABLOIDS ARE A FORM OF OLD MEDIA THAT USES ALLCAPS TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION.
- SLIPKNOT FANS
- CAPS
