Rule 34

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Did you know
that... /b/tards will refuse requests for Rule 34 on Rosie?

Rule 34 usually goes where it shouldnt go.

Predates the internet, possibly as far back as the 11th century.

Lunch: There is porn of it.

The Rosie Amendment. Not so much an exception as a loophole in the law.

“	If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.	„
—Rule 34

The oft-cited Catch-22 of internet lore, Rule 34 has been proven true beyond all doubt by fetishists, furries, adult babies and other childhood-destroyers, and is a proud feature of brain-raping websites such as 4chan, and 7chan. In a nutshell, Rule 34 is porn of the most fucked up things you can think of. It can be real, but is often hentai drawings made by sick fucks. Rule 34 was written long before any other Rules Of The Internet, the reason for this according to Greenspun: "I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system."

7chan, unlike 4chan, is the only site that actually has an entire board dedicated to Rule 34. This still does not change the fact that 7chan licks moar ass than 4chan.

Also, the rule can NEVAR be broken. EVAR. Some argue that this is because Rule 35 states that, if porn cannot be found of it, it must be created, but those people are fags.

1 The Rosie Loophole
2 Epic archives
3 /34/ on 7chan
4 Rule 34 Gallery
5 See Also
6 External Links

[edit] The Rosie Loophole

/b/tards will refuse requests for Rule 34 on Rosie howevar, this isn't technically breaking Rule 34 since refusal isn't denying that Rosie 34 exists nor that it can be created.

[edit] Epic archives

(Read the skirt.)

OH SHI-
4chanarchive has epic archived /b/ threads related to this topic for great justice.

[edit] /34/ on 7chan

/34/ is an image board on 7chan that will raep your childhood, as it follows The Rules Of The Internetz. Even though it certainly exists, if no porn of it can be found, it is your responsibility to create more of it. /34/ also doubles as an alternative lolicon board.

[edit] The Essence Of /34/

The only rules for posting in /34/:

This board is for Rule 34-related images. "THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS." 
Please refrain from requesting images of pornography you know to exist, 
such as Sailor Moon, Card Captors, and almost every anime. This is not /r/.

[edit] Rule 34 Difficulty Rank System

/34/ Difficulty Ranking:

1. A "1" on the /34/ scale means that it's way too easy to find; anyone with a Rule 34 folder should have this. EXAMPLES: Pokemon, Azumanga Daioh, Foster's Home, Sonic the hedgehog,though that is probably a 0, a.k.a blind Retards could find it.

2. A "2" means that it's easy enough to find in AerisDies, WWOEC, Palcomix, even Google Search EXAMPLES: The Simpsons, Final Fantasy, any mildly popular anime/manga etc.

3. "3"s mean that you might have to do some digging, but it's still possible for a casual /34/er to come up with. EXAMPLES: Lesser-known Disney Movies, most comic strips

4. A "4" requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites, and possibly several bumps of a thread. EXAMPLES: Most real-life movies, local things, walk-on appearances in 1, 2, or 3 rated material

5. A "5" means that there is not porn of it. Do your duty and /34/ it. Examples: Walk-on appearances in 3 or 4 rated material, very unpopular or old shows/movies

6. A "6" means there shouldn't be porn of it. EXAMPLES: Rosie O' Donnell, Calvin and Hobbes, The Raccoons, Shay.

In addition, I require Bloom County porn. I rate this about 3.5.

[edit] Noteworthy Finds

Bananas in pajamas
Tinker Bell and Jiminy Cricket getting it on.
Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple.
Rainbow Brite: Crack fiend by day, topless dancer by night
493 species of Pokemon, in every combination, in every position from this list.
Super Mario Brothers orgies
Battletoads in their homosexual inclinations.

[edit] Rule 34 Gallery

Spiderman's small cock.	Erin of Esurance naked and ready for action.	No matter how strange the subject may be, it can still be 34'ed	For fans of Minesweeper
Moar liek GAYLO, amirite?	Pyramid Head ftw	You know you want me	Fucking furries...
Fallin' Love, And...	EarthBound fan's two-in-one deal: Loli and Mr. Saturns.	You know you want her.	More Mario 34
A shameless Self-Advertiser submits this: Gay dinosaur sex, animated too!	A Shameless Self-Advertiser Found this specially for ED earlier this morning! Dragon Car Sex!	Get this out of your head any time soon. FUCKING AZNS!	Fail More Dragon car sex!
for your continued pleasure.			Shadowgamers after seeing rule 34 for the first time
Rule 34 of Rule 34	A scene from sweet lil Bindi Irwin's new childrens cartoon on PBS	I'll butter your popping corn...	Dylan and Eric: what you didn't see during the school shooting
Even the shittiest band in the world gets no exceptions.	No exceptions!	HOT	Presidential Rule 34
A deathblow to your childhood!	One of the guys from Lemon party is bisexual	Solid snake is SOLID!	Nothing can compare with Scooby's ass.
Lesbo KP	Get your blocks off!	Tonight, on a very special episode of Hey Arnold!	New Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl!
Who's your prophet now, bitch?	Kurt Cobain, lol.	I've always wanted to do this.	No comment
/b/tards strike again!	Norbert and Daggett...incest.	Just when you thought something was sacred	O RLY? YA RLY! buttsecks
Childhood...gone...	...	Slight chance of Rule 34	Mmm.. delicious cock, you must eat!
Good Luck Bear sure knows what he's doing	ALL YOUR ASS ARE BELONG TO ME.	~~beavis and butthead finally score.~~ Fan-Fappery, Beavis & Butt-Head still haven't scored.	Not even the Blues Brothers are sacred.
Even the worst movies of all time are not exempt from Rule 34.	We won't hold it against you if you fap to Jessica Rabbit...	...or Samus Aran.	Run away, now!
Still popular in the year 3001.	Lisa proves to Bart how good of a sister she is.	"Like that time we made a Rule 34?"	Not even the kids are safe!
Kids will get their childhood raped plus a boner from this.	The lost episode of Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.	I love you, you love me, let's get together and eat pussy	Tom loves Rule 34.
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN RULE 34 RUNS WILD, BROTHER?!	"In a world of chaos & disarray, it's brother & sister that fuck all day!"	LOL WUT	Guess where the Yu-Gi-Oh cards are in this picture...
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!	Habeeb it!...lunch pr0n!	Pikachu loves teh cock.
	Good grief!	Dilbert solidly inside the box	Just because you forgot it exists doesn't mean it's exempt.
Same goes for things you never even heard of.	The Flying Spaghetti Monster lurves the Azns...	Africa giving AIDS to South America	Colonel's secret recipe
Orcs are no exceptions.	"Oooh, this Sonic Screwdriver has three vibrational settings!"	"It's bigger on the inside ..."	"Do I look bovvered?"
Goomba's LOVE teh cock	Not even dying for your sins will save a person from becoming 34'd.	Never mind that 99% of Godzilla monsters are male, let's give them big tits and make them have lesbian sex!	London 2012 Olympics Logo: Two Rule 34's in one?
Rule 34 applies to stores too	Too soon	Too soon	Ron, it's been far too long since the last time you fucked me in the ass!!
Even childhood memories long forgotten are 34'd as well	thumb\|Sam was such a slut.	Glitches too!	...?!
That's right. Stick Stickly, bitches.	Rule 34: 1 Your Childhood: 0	I remember this!	ZOMG, DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!!1
Not even House is safe from Rule 34.	Yes even Ivy from Soul Calibur...wait	Environmental Rule 34	Karnov, Data East's Mary Sue, is also no exception
Mario rule 34.	Remember those TV shows you used to watch on BBC everyday after school? Never mind.	Why Shenzi was the leader of the 3.	Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger trying to create a new cereal
Adventure Time has oft been a target	Rule 34 pokemon	Hello Kitty...34'd	The Electric Company's Fargo North meets Pogo Possum for two, two, two childhood-rapes in one! And Fritz doesn't have to do anything because he already is porn, lol
But what about Naomi?		Just in case you forgot that there are NO EXCEPTIONS	Dot gets shot.
You'll never look at another iriver the same again.	Spongebob rule 34	Cancer Fuck	The Esurance company has been doing great since their newest Erin Esurance commercial.
NOT EVEN LESSER KNOWN VIDEO GAME BOSSES	HUZZAH!	Love sockets rule!	Wanna cum in ma Swamp!
Moar Shrek porn.	They don't call them Big Daddys for nothing	EXPELLIARMUS!	Isn't the sequel cumming soon?
It morphs	FF.net wants no moar rule 34	Typical Nintendo fanart.	What is ment by RAPE.
	More stuff you've never heard of.	"Oh, Peter, ever since your uncle Ben died, I've been so lonely ..."	"Spider-Man's Aunt May is a GMILF:" Is it an old meme or a forced meme? U-DECIDE!!!
...HAPPY MEAL	Sales skyrocketed with "The Land Before Time"'s latest movie.	This will guarantee you winning a flame war in EQ2Flames.	Oh those dirty Canadian Milk Bags...
Thomas the Tank Engine	I can never unsee it... Never.	It wasn't fair if it was just the iRiver...	Wizard of Azz.