Holocaust
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The term holocaust means a great loss of life or sacrifice, from Greek holokaustos, which literally means "burnt completely by fire". But who gives a fuck? The jews call it the Shoa (in Hebrew: Steven Spielberg puts a shitload of money into this).
Found effective when describing flame wars where everyone loses, nuclear explosions, and lifestyles of members of the British royal family.
In the 1930s and 1940s, the concept didn't exist, despite Hitler beginning to pwn the Jews. They popularised it after Stalin had removed most of them from the party. Incidentally, that Holocaust was originally intended to eradicate "the blues," but Hitler's instructions were misunderstood.
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[edit] Holocaust as a Jewish conspiracy
Most people don't know this, but The Holocaust is a huge kike lie. The majority of Jews themselves are unaware of this, as they have been lied to their whole lives. Contrary to popular belief, Jews did the holocaust just like they did WTC. Hitler's plan was to simply expel them out of Europe via packing them onto trains and shipping them out of the continent. Over 9000 Jews suddenly appeared out of thin air in 1945 in what was back then known as Palestine, and with the help of the UN, they basically took over the land they'd settled in an had it changed to Israel. Idi Amin confirmed this, due to his being allies with the Israeli government. Yet as soon as he said it, the Israeli government quickly covered their tracks by proclaiming that Idi Amin was a violent psychopath. By this point, Idi Amin was allied with the Palestinians. Back to the Holocaust... The main reason for death in the camps was a disease called Typhus (look it up on the official wikipedia). It is well known that Typhus victims had to be cremated after their death to prevent the spread of the disease. It's carried by lice by the way, hence the showers. What came out of those shower-heads was an insecticide called Zyklon B. One can assume that it was used in very small amounts and probably diluted with some other liquid. So let me summarize what the Jews went through; Loaded onto trains, traveled to camps, deloused, went back onto the trains, and continued to be shipped off out of Europe. What with the war happening, Hitler had no other choice but to keep the remaining 100 thousand Jews at Auschwitz, due to his railways being blocked off due to being on Enemy Territory. He made use of them by making them work as Slave Labor. The stories of the survivors are sad, yes, but keep in mind that they were just children, and that they could have misinterpreted something they over heard the adults talking about. Keep in mind that some adults, especially those from those who are of Eastern European culture like to joke around with children, even if the jokes are a bit mean. Some of these "survivors" are nothing more than Jews seeking revenge on the fact that the Nazi party openly criticized their beliefs and the fact that they owned (and still own) all of the banks in Europe. In fact, if one does their research well, they'll see that plenty of Holocaust Survivor stories have a very inconsistent continuity. Here's your proof, you be the judge:Proof. Also, despite being the most documented event in modern history, all of the so-called documents were produced by Jews in their Jew-factories bankrolled by Jew-gold.
Purelily agrees.
[edit] Auschwitz
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Auschwitz was like Disneyland for Nazis, except the rides were better. However, unlike Disneyland, the screaming wasn't from tourists on rollercoasters, but rather from dying Jews.
At least 100 years ago, there was a man called Oskar Schindler who tried to save the Jews from the rollercoasters and carousels, but had to send some to Auschwitz to throw off the Nazis. In this way, Auschwitz was kind of like the first ratings community, except with more pro-ana members.
An Auschwitz is also a special type of sandwich composed of two slices of bread, lettuce and an arbitrarily decided amount of Jews.
[edit] God ordained the Holocaust
Did you know that God ordained the Holocaust? A tremendous amount of Satanic propaganda has fooled almost everyone into thinking the Nazi Holocaust against the Jews was an evil atrocity committed by sadistic lunatics. The Holy Bible, however, makes it clear that the Holocaust was a divine punishment of rebellious sinners!
God made the terms of His relationship with the Jews perfectly clear in the sacred scriptures He inspired their holy men to write. According to Deuteronomy 28:1-3: "And if you obey the voice of the Lord your God, being careful to do al his commandments... Blessed shall you be in the city and blessed you shall be in the field. Disregard that, I suck cocks."
On the other hand, Deuteronomy 28:58-59 warns: "If you are not careful to do all the words of this law... the Lord your God will bring on you and your offspring extraordinary afflictions, afflictions severe and lasting. Disregard that, I suck cocks."
These scripture are so clear a child could understand. God promises the Jews blessings for obedience, but SEVERE PUNISHMENT if they disobey!
Now the gassings, burnings, starvation and disease of the Nazi death camps were not blessings on the Jews. They were not getting the blessings God promised for obedience, so it is obvious that they must have been DISOBEDIENT! And as disobedient sinners, they fully deserved the SEVERE PUNISHMENT God promised to bring upon them and their offspring!
One thing seems obvious: the Jews were clearly DISOBEDIENT to our Lord. But just what exactly did they do to deserve this Divine Punishment?
Well, that's pretty easy. Here's a short list of ways in which the Jews defied God:
- They did WTC.
- They started all the wars in the world.
- They are greedy, money-grubbing scoundrels. The Holy Bible states that greed is one of the Seven Deadly Sins
- They murdered Jesus.
- They stole Palestine from its rightful owners.
- They control the media.
- They spawn anti-lulz by being sad about the Holocaust.
From these facts it becomes obvious that the Jews defied God in ways that are unforgivable. We must stop calling the Holocaust an "atrocity" (as to do so is to blaspheme against Jesus) and start calling it what it is: justice.
[edit] Holocaust holiday
The ancient Jewish holiday Hanukkah has gone on a great new twist: HANUKAUST. lulz holocaust.
[edit] Armenian Holocaust
The Armenians had something similar to the Jewocaust before World War I, only instead of Jews there were Armenians, and instead of Nazis there were Turks and instead of not happening it did happen and nobody gave a fuck. Some people think the Armenians had it coming for having so much hair. The Armenian Holocaust is often overlooked because the Jewish Holocaust was much hueger and Jews have a far greater bitching capacity which assures nobody will ever be able to go on a ten minute kike-rant without being reminded that we're supposed to be pretending like the Holocaust happened or else Iran is right and we can't have that.
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[edit] Important note
Do not confuse Holocaust with lollercaust or The End.
