Iceland
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Iceland is a magical island where Aryans originally came from, at least 100 years ago. 30% of Iceland is covered by it's largest city and capital, LazyTown, which is inhabited by grotesquely mutated plastic midgets, homosexuals, pink-haired albinos and furnazis . Due to the inbreeded nature of the so called people there, the language has remained essentially the same since Viking times, and is basically free of non-Nordic influence, which is cool if you're a Nazi. Further evidence of the superiority of the inhabitants can be seen in the fact that they do not have last names like normal people.
Icelanders are 90% Lutheran, which means that they believe that faith alone will get them into heaven. This single-minded faggotry leads them to ignore confusing ethical questions such as "does little Jimmy actually want my cock?" Other side effects of Lutheranism include dressing like the man at right and worshipping goatse.
Iceland is also known for having a chronic shortage of war, poverty, violence, death, or anything else remotely interesting; they do have many volcanoes but are scared to visit them because they got pwned by one in 1875. The "success" of Iceland is held by some to be evidence of the superiority of the Master Race, while others argue that Iceland is a myth, like fairies and elves and Eskimos.
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Icelandic women are world-renowned for their blondeness and hotness, at least until they turn 30, whereupon they magically change into babushka-wearing creeps who will shake their head at you when you hit on their daughter.
The main advertiser of the country is Kerry Katona, who can usually be found in a public toilet near you sniffing crack.
