Poeticirony
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[edit] PoeticIrony
PoeticIrony was an extremely man-the-harpoons fat girl who enjoyed whoring it up on DeviantArt like the other 10 trillion teenage girls who wrote a CUMLOAD of gothy-fail-poems and take pictures of herself in angles to gain social status on the Internets. She had a love for dogs, which was later revealed to be very... very deep love for dogs.
This epic pool of lulz got even deeper when it was discovered that she had lied about her age, and is in fact Jailbait - meaning that all of her intimate dogmongling are actually CP. Her home phone number is (706) 695-1948, and one of her parents names is Adlai Isenhower. We as the human race must remind her everyday of her deeds, so please, call her for the lulz on the hour-every hour-until the end of time. It is thought at this time that Blink 182 may be partly to blame by encouraging her to fuck a dog.
She is also the cancer that is killing /b/ and should be ERASED FROM THE SURFACE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING EARTH FOR FUCKING EVER, OR AT LEAST UNTIL SHE LEARNS HER LESSON ABOUT NOT FUCKING DOGS, IRONICALLY NOT DOGGY-STYLE, BUT WITH HER MOUTH, AND SHOULD BE PUT IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF HER MISERABLE DOGFUCKING LIFE at least until 2008.
[edit] Anon GET?
Anonymous somehow found pictures of PoeticIrony on a bestiality forum of her giving her dog a blow job, rim job, and maybe some untamed gorilla love. Anonymous proceeded to save the links to the forum and album(removed) for intense masturbation sessions in the coming future (pun). Seeing as though Anonymous has traced the sauce to her DeviantArt profile, they did the natural thing by making a prank DA account (banned) with the alleged photos and told Anonymous all about it. Anonymous furiously masturbated to the pics Anonymous uploaded in the epic thread, and then proceeded to raid and conquer her Deviantart profile.
[edit] LULZ GET!
Dogfucking and lulz ensued. Anonymous slammed into PoeticIrony (God that name makes lulz) with wave upon wave. Accounts were created solely to remind her of her dog fuckery, and to ask if the dog rocket was nacho cheese flavor.
PoeticIrony, claimed innocence, as the picture heading this article clearly shows, but in a freak moment of epic lulz, her flabby, overweight friend had her cellphone number written on her arm in rib-ticklingly large and easily-readable handwriting - turning the Dogmongler's attempt at defending herself into a horrible backfire that gave away yet more personal info.
Originally thought to be removed, it turns out she just moved the image into her scraps(removed). Much lulz in comments
PoeticIrony's posted on her dA journal that the dog-sexing was fictional, and dismissed the photographic proof as "shooped". Seizures of posts from users reminding her of the DAIDS (Dog AIDS) she caught, ALL_CAPS posts of anti-bestiality commentary, and copypasta flooded her web page of Intertubes. She is currently in the futile process of trying to hide everything, but lucky screen caps are on the way.
MEMORABLE QUOTE: (Typed right after a rather...disgusting, photo) "i got on top and snapped this pic,he wouldnt mount,so yeah"
You seen this bitch? Nothing's ever gonna be mounting that shit, amirite?
[edit] Journal of Lulz
Upon realizing what deep and utter shit she was in, Dogmongler did what any tartlet would do, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING in an attempt to burn the evidence. Too bad ED was there to capture the lulz. One amusing thing to point out, 95% of the people who posted in this journal are now perma-banned. (Click image to make it bigger dummy)
Also, if you can get to her past journals, she likes to talk about boys, how, on multiple occasions they feel her up and how she was supposedly pregnant with some guys kid. Just think about it, if you were a sane guy would you have sex with her? No, i didn't think so.
[edit] The Aftermath
The Raid invaded everything it could in its pursuit of Dogmongler. Anonymous found where she lived, what school she attended, and got phone numbers for a lot of people close to her. Not only did Anonymous call her friends to tell them about their good friend's dogmongoling, they also faxed copies of the CP/BT to her schools principal. No word yet on if they have recieved it yet, probability high though. Also, Dogmongler, Dogmongler's mother, and Dogmongler friends have been forced to delete their Myspazz accounts due to the hordes of Anonymous. With any luck PoeticIrony will become an hero.
[edit] What of the fucking dog?
Her parents took it away and made the dog live with its rich auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Or maybe she really lied to the web and ate the dog instead to dispose of the evidence. It does look like Dogmongler comes from a long line of EATBEASTS.
Anonymous has posted screencaps of a canine rescue posting on 4chan with claims that it's from the Dogmongler's parents.[ZOMG SAUCE!!!1] May be fake.
[edit] Gallery
 RUN FIDO RUN!!! |
 Amirite? |
 haha animal pwnage |
 Have you herd she lieks dog cocks? |
 The image after it was shooped |
 This was bound to happen |
 LAZERS PUNISH HERZ |
 Someone from LJsecret admits troll's remorse. |
[edit] Follows up!
Anonymous was once told that she moved with her auntie and uncle in NY state. Only the ones into bestiality over there would know. As of July 18th, 2007, Anonymous got some info on her:
http://www.xpeeps.com/fembot-_-fuckme (need to signup to see pictures of nudity and extreme ugly) baleeted
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/u/fembot-_-fuck baleeted
And looks like she's got a bisexual girlfriend... moar to come!!!
[edit] Links
- DeviantArt Profile
Her DA account was banned, but unbanned again mere hours later.Lol, looks like she was perma'd. GG- Be on the look out for socks.
- The Alleged Forum Posts
- ZOMG!!!111 Dogmongler!
- Her photo album Pics of her victims and sell out friends. Home of the fat girl angle shot
- Friend's myspace One of the whales in the pic.
- Sister's myspace
flickr account filled with alleged shoops. Now a barren wasteland (likely ToSed).- Her fictionpress She really is underage B&. She'll probably be V&.
Her shittyass vampire freaks accountBe on the look out for a suicide note and an heroine soon. LOL HAMBANNER!- Another VampireFreaks page Create "dogmongler" account, add her as friend and vote her 10 out of 10 for hotness. You may want to add comments to her photos as well, perhaps about hamburgers or PURPLE THROBBING DOG COCK
She's also on MSN and Yahoo chat:
Yahoo: PersephoneUndieing@yahoo.com
MSN: anotherfallenangel5002@hotmail.com
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