Rat chan
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Rat-Chan is the epic win goddess of /b/
On Sunday, December 9th 2007 a winrar was her when she made a post on /b/ that read:
| “ |
My flatmate moved and left his pet rat here. How should i kill it? Rules: Can't harm me in anyway. I have a blender, a firecracker, and the usual household apps. Post ending in 38 | „ |
| —Rat-Chan | ||
What followed will be remembered fondly by anon for weeks to come. And is proof that cancer has not yet killed /b/.
[edit] Furfags fail
At first the furfags that infest /b/ tried to save the rats life, the first two posts were made of epic fail.
| “ | Come on, let the poor little rat live. Besides, why kill it when you can sell it to an artfag? | „ |
| —carcinogen | ||
| “ | let it live | „ |
| —free radical | ||
But in a moment of true glory the furfags of /b/ were ignored and op delivered. Furfags responded by calling up PETA who promptly V& all of them for raping their pets.
[edit] OP delivered?
Contrary to the rules of /b/ OP was a girl (or very convincing trap) and OP delivered. First responding to post No.47843338 suggestion to "blender." it. Then continuing to deliver pics of rat on fire, and delicious rat intestines.
[edit] Modfags are the cancer that is killing /b/
OP then posted claiming to have been banned, while this is not confirmed it is likely true.
| “ | You are banned ;_;
You have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: You sick motherfucker, I ought to report you to your ISP, in fact, I still may. Need to discuss it with the other mods first. either way: permamotherfucking banned for microwaving your rat. I hope you die fag. ps have fun getting your ass kicked david Your ban was filed on December 9th, 2007. This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: 121.218.183.33. The name you were posting with was Anonymous. Please check back in 2 days when you may appeal your ban.
| „ |
| —modfaggot | ||
It is unknown who "david" is, but OP is clearly a girl/MTF because of tits.
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