Cock block
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
To cock block is the act of preventing sexual intercourse, usually done for the lulz.
[edit] History
The first cock block in history belongs to God.
Eve: Fuck me hard under this apple tree!
Adam: WIN!
God: You fail it.
Adam: But I'm not done yet.
-- Genesis 3:2-5
Bitches have been blocking cock for as long as they've been able to take it. Some argue that it is a womyn's duty to protect her drunk friend from getting pwnt by frat boys and lounge lizards. In reality, chicks just don't want to wake up next to some fat fuck who lives in his mom's basement, so they enlist friends to make sure they only go home with hawt guys.
[edit] Methodology
Hot girl wants to go out for night on the town. Hot girl realizes that she got the clap last time she went to a party. Hot girl needs fat girl who will pull her off of guys' laps and make sure she doesn't swallow any cock. Fat friend agrees and proceeds to interrupt every conversation she has that night with "OMG Caitlyn! DON'T YOU HAVE A BF???"
Meanwhile, Fat Friend ends up fucking some guy whose wingman didn't warn him he was about to take home a hambeast, thus proving that chicks pay more attention, or that guys will fuck anything.
