Not4chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Major Boards | /l/ |
| Epic Wins | {{{epic_win}}} |
| Website | notfourchan.net |
Not4chan is where 4chan and pedophiles intersect. As you can imagine, these subjects overlap heavily, and it is a very popular website. While the locals at not4chan try to fool everyone else by saying they only feature manga-style drawings of characters in their teenage years from the future... DUN DUN DUNNN!!!, everyone can see the art on not4chan consists on drawings of little children.
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[edit] Trolling Not4chan
The best way to troll not4chan is to accuse them of being pedophiles, as they will do everything they can to deny it. In fact, they have invented a new word for themselves to try to disguise their true sexual preferences: "lolicon", which is Japanese for "pedophile". Of course, they will deny any connection.
Another fun thing to do on not4chan is to post pictures of actual women with breasts; Although doing so will result in comments of "EW!", "WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS ON HER CHEST!" and "OH NO! A REAL WOMAN!"
A third excellent and simple means of making the sick fucks at not4chan go apeshit is to post links to their site. TOW and indeed ED both contain lengthy discussions in the relevant talk pages with pleas from the pedophiles asking for the removal of links. The given justification is always the same: that the link "attracts real child porn posters". This makes total sense, because most pedophiles start their hunt for pictures of naked children with online encyclopædias, rather than sites that actually contain drawings of naked children. If you are actually here for pictures of naked children, please go here.
Meanwhile, back IRL, the truth is that the folks at not4chan would rather have you believe that they can only be reached by taking the red pill. After all, they may be sick fucks, but they're elite, refined sick fucks.
[edit] "Anti-Lolikon Movement"
On June 27, 2005, widespread panic erupted on Not4Chan when it was discovered that -- GASP! -- there is a conspiracy afoot against them!
Hey guys, I don't know if you are all up on what is going on out there, but it looks like our CP posters are not only posting here but on other loliboards as well. Renchan and UncutLoli have been hit like we are on a daily basis. Also, Not4Chan is popping up in conversation forums everywhere, from Slashdot to Dramapedia [editor's note: our site is called Encyclopedia Dramatica you dipshits!] (where an entry for this site is made with "instructions" on the best way to attack and harrass this board). It also looks like the CPer's post here then go announce we have CP here and we're a bunch of pedos and thats stuff is welcome here and we should be shut down for it. This is a calculated attack wave on many fronts, and it's another attempt to cleanse the net of this lolikon by making us look bad. I don't know what we can do about, but a storm is brewing out there and people are plotting against us. Just a heads up!
Hey buddy, how about taking your medicine and stop denying that you're a sick fuck?
At the moment, it seems Kommandant W has taken an anti-sick fuck position and attempted to ban loli with a law stating that any artistic depictions count as bona fide child pornography (this also makes Guro the drawn equivalent of a snuff film and making it a crime punishable by death.)
[edit] Down
For a short, happy period, not4chan seemed to have disappeared from the interwebs. Pedophiles everywhere had gone back to flooding 4chan with loli and back to 420 chan. The shutdown was due to a lack of funding on part of the admins, not a goverment conspiracy.
As of 30 August 2006, Not4chan has resurfaced. It was later redirect to Not4ChanServer. In early 2007 it went down (probably Party V&) though not4chan.us is still up down, redirecting to nothing in utter failure.
As of 11 July 2007, a spider expert tried to make sum money creating a fake not4chan at notfourchan.net and then adding over 9000 ads everywhere. He believes that he has a good idea, but then anonymous find that he was liyng. According to this fag, he was the original owner of not4chan:
"I am the same owner as the old "not4chan.us". You might be wondering why I don't have that domain anymore, but I lost it through godaddy, so I couldn't change the nameservers or anything. >( But, none the less, we're back and hope to stay up a lot longer than before because of a server this time! Get to postin." he told us.
[edit] Links
In chronological order of appearance:
- Old Old Not4Chan (.org)(Down)
- Old Not4Chan (.us) (Down)
- Not4ChanServer (Down)
- FakeAdsChan
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