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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

HUMAN = Huge Ugly Monkeys Against Nature. People are a species of smooth, smelly creatures who populate the earth and the internets. They are the third biggest source of lulz next to animals and dead babies. TheEvilBlueberryCouncil hates them.

Example of how people are fucked up

People are so famous that they named a whole magazine after them.

In some parts of the world, people are a delicacy and can be purchased pre-packed.

[edit] Diet

The diet of people is varied, and usually includes fruits, grains, nuts, vegetables, McDonalds, and other creatures. Vegetarian hippies refuse to eat the other creatures because of the karma, man, so they get an extra helping of lentils instead. Some people, especially 16 year old girls, have anorexia which means their diet consists of pretty much nothing at all, leaving plenty left over for the fatties. (See also: Food)

[edit] Recreation

Aside from exploring the internets people enjoy hill walking, eating meat, stamp collecting and white-water rafting. Also the most favorite of these activities is the good-old sport "Piss the fuck out of your neighbour", a humourous game used when a human has nothing else to do, and feels a deep emotion known to a few as "Maliciousness".

[edit] Mating habits

For at least 100 years people have used sex for breeding purposes. During this time many sexual deviations (such as furry yiffing and arborphilia)have evolved. Curiously, most of these contribute no special advantage whatsoever to the development of the people gene pool. Over 9000 people in America have AIDS.

[edit] Warfare

Warfare is the humans' favorite activity. It has been so since last thursday. Wars have mainly been fought over Freedom, Pr0n, Jew Gold, Oil and the last Halo 3 copy in the store, the last mainly involved 12 year olds destroying-their-futures fighting against 40-year old basement dwellers. Two major wars occured were World War 1 aka the biggest campfest ever, and World War 2 a war which put noobs up against hackers. As a whole humans haven't lost many wars. Under the command of Zap Branigan, Earth forces only lost 1 battle which cost them the Earth. All other battles were won, with a 78% casualty rate since Branigan's technique was sending wave after wave of his men at the enemy until they were victorious. See also Canada's strategy during world war II. Humans are extremely dangerous fighters and will fight to the death, especially if you steal their weed stash, destroy their pr0n or call them fags.

[edit] Look-a-Likes

• Furries - not people.
• Jews - not people, but closer.
• Sandniggers - not people.
• Rape victims - were people once, but not after getting raped.

[edit] External Links

You can meet people here, yay!