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Leftard

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"Leftard" or "Leftarded" is a common insult used in the debate community against anyone who is even remotely left-of-center on the political scale a Communist. These debaters miss the fact that Rightard sounds closer to the original word "Retard".

Typical leftards.
Typical leftards.

They can be identified by their constant usage of phrases such as:

  • "Amerikkka"
  • "fuck bush"
  • "NO BLOOD FOR OIL"
  • "I hate America"
  • "Neocons"

...and their extreme hatred for Christianity, which offends them as it is associated with Western culture, a popular target of leftard hatred. They commonly listen to shit like Green Gay and like to yell at everyone about the "EVVVIL NEOCON OILBUSHCO CHILD-KILLING AGENDA!!111'".

A common argument leftards use is the "But people are dying in Iraq" in light of a tragedy. If you had your entire family gunned down by some crazy azn leftards would yell at you for shedding a tear or saying anything to their memory because "OMG SHUT UP!!! YOU CANT BE SAD AT ALL!! PEOPLE ARE DYING IN IRAQ!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRY!! STUPID NEOCON!".

Perhaps the greatest degeneracy of Leftards is their passion for empty symbolism and mock-heroic acts. Chaining yourself to a traffic light, chanting jingo, and waving a 50 foot high papier-mâché puppet of Dick Cheny stroking his dick just make national health insurance and world peace look ridiculous.

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