User:NeoLobster

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

ATTENTION!
NeoLobster gave a donation of Jew gold to ED and saved 100s of disadvantaged children from lulz starvation.

You can be kewl like them by kidnapping a celebrity's children, killing them, dumping their body in a river and donating the ransom money to the almighty bringers of lulz.

ATTENTION!
NeoLobster is a collector of dongs. Please send NeoLobster pics of your dong (Pics Plox) unless you are CP, in which case, you can GTFO.

A+!
NeoLobster took CSIII. Only 1337 niggers, like NeoLobster are even allowed to enroll in CSIII, and you couldn't pass it... Ever. In fact, NeoLobster ALREADY has your DNS Numbers. Better buy a dog and hang some curtains. NeoLobster is a HACKER ON STEROIDS who wrote the software that powers the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.

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