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Barrel roll

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A barrel roll. Do one.

Doing an IRL barrel roll

At least 100 years ago the video game company Nintendo, well known for it's open support of NAMBLA, made a game about furries in space. It turned out to be the source for much of the furry pr0n on t3h interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-1337 and has thousands of rabid fanboys, who make great lol-cow. During the game, one of the furry sex idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll", something that is obviously a gay secks position. Nintendo put at least 100 gay furry sex scenes in the game. None of which are plot related, rather appear whenever you destroy at least 100 bad guys.

The Barrel Roll meme has been so overused and abused, that it may be necessary to purge or destroy all references to it from the interweb a la "Fahrenheit 451" in order to keep the constant influx of newfags from raping it further.

Camwhore version. Usually followed by "Put shoe on head"

[edit] How to do a Barrel Roll

if Comcast then: just continue surfing and you will have to do one in about 5 minutes to reestablish your internet connection
if DSL: unplug the power cord, wait a few seconds, plug it in, wait about 30 seconds, proceed with trolling
if dial up: select disconnect, call your mom (if you aren't a basement dweller), tell ramen that you need to return to World of Warcraft, hang up, tu