Animal
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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[edit] Uses
The main purpose of animals is to be eaten by humans. Some animals are not as tasty so their only purpose is to be shot. They are also useful for testing dangerous chemicals. Some LJ users say they are useful for sex, although this use is disputable.
[edit] Biology
According to Classical Reality, some things are alive and some are dead.
The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna. These are fancy names for "tasty" and "not tasty."
[edit] Incorrect Biology
According to nutbags, some things are alive and some things are dead.
The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants (Ick), Animals (Yum) and Humans (aquired taste). Humans need to believe in God or they will be sent to Hell.
[edit] Furries
According to Furries, some things are alive and some things are dead.
The things which are alive are either Flora or Fauna or Humans. These are fancy names for Plants, Animals and Humans. Some humans are actually animals in disguise. If you disagree with this bullshit, you are committing fursecution.
All furries try to have sex with animals. When they can't find an animal they want, they make a plushie.
[edit] The Muppets
According to the Muppets, Animal was a drummer. "An-i-MAL!!!! Eat drums! Eat drums!"
[edit] Interactions with Humans
Some people choose to make animals their pets. They do this because they are lonely, fat and ugly. They think that their pets understand them and don't judge them but they're really just their for the free food and shit. Others take their animal relationships a step too far.
Mothers furry shame as first genetic furry is exposed after 20 years of hiding.
Mothers secret shame leaves daughter disfigured. Doctors say she is beyond medical help and suggested that perhaps Disney (could help)/(have helped). Disney claim copyright infringement and phile for damages claiming that this is just a smear campaign by the Fursecutionists.
The World Health Organization warn of transsexual repercussions from furplay (not to be confused with yiff).
Head of the ‘furrys on line’ asked that the furry hybrid be brought to Stickam were 4chan members would treat her good, claiming that they will always stand by their manifesto of ‘TITS OR GFO’ and bring the helpless happiness.
[edit] List of Famous Animals
- Horses
- Scared Monkey
- WolfJLupus's dog
- Shay
- Theferrett
- The Lolrus
- most rappers
