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OldDirtyBtard

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Born in Londonistan at an early age, YoungDirtyBtard was mistaken for a nigger, sold into slavery and shipped off to /b/.

Long story short, one day when his massa was out at work he got on the Internets and found Jesus who then instructed him to enter the Kingdom of God.

Now an OldDirtyBtard his physical body rots away in helLA subsisting soley on a diet of Oxycontin, Xanax, beer, pr0n and memes, whilst his CPU stays forever young because he took the Red Pill and it's jacked into the Internets.

On October 9th, 2006 Sheneequa gave him the power of The Banhammer in exchange for 2,000 Vietnamese Dongs (the official currency of ED).

He was then branded by Girlvinyl as the property of ED.

I told you I was Hardcore!!!

Property of ED.

[edit] Fun Facts

ODB is a cunt.
ODB has taken his liek of Mudkips way too far.
ODB has no mercy and has ræped over 9,000 ED lUsers.
ODB lieks cats moar than people. He is currently pwnt by two hueg 13-year old kitties, Big Fat Kitty and Shorty The Cat, not The Pimp (which is only of note because he has never had a human relationship that lasted longer than 10 months).
ODB enjoys taking it in his old, sagging asshole. lol jk.

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[edit] See Also

OldDirtyBtard
is part of a series on
ED Government

Executive Branch
Owner Joseph Evers • Queen Sherrod • Prince-Consort Rubberduc • Poolboy AJT • Princess Sheneequa • Semi-Benevolent Dictator Hep

Theocratic Branch
Pope Weev • Father Tfo, OOL • and his Altar Boy • Dalai Lama Ribo • Divine Troll, Blu Aarvark • Panchen Lama Pokchu

Judicial Branch
Honorary Ed Lolington • Arbchat • Internet Court

Founder Documents
Constitution • Bill of Rights • Oath of Service

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