Neon Genesis Evangelion
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Commonly refered to as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, Eva, "Ee-Van-Jelly-Un", or sometimes Eh? What the fuck did I just watch?. The show is about an emo kid named Shinji Ikari who is under the care of a drunk pedophile, Misato Katsuragi. Constant themes deal with the death of his mother, his problems having a vital life affirming relationship with his father and his having to pilot a dangerous alien/robot life form in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible alien life forms who are hellbent on destroying the planet for no readily apparent reason. In Japanese, "Shinji" means "whiny bitch boy". Also the word "plot" doesn't mean anything in Japanese. The highlight of Shinji's career as a pilot was beating off to an unconscious girl who had to fight instead of him because he was too busy crying. The show is also about a penguin who lives in a refrigerator and a blue haired dick named Rei Ayanami.The show is notable for having over 9000 final episodes.
The show was created by some 1337 azn who was put into a mental hospital because he would slam the door on his dick. One day, last thursday, he heard the doctors talking about latin/greek medical terms and freudspeak. the asshole thought it was "deep" and "philosophical" so he added some shallow references to jesus and agnosticism and he came up with this shit. Also see Xenoshit for more info on this type of crap.
By the end of the series, Shinji is so emo that he single-handedly causes his girlfriend Rei to rape the world, causing every person on it to turn into a mysterious liquid. Good going. Also the movie End of Evangelion should be noted for having the biggest pair of tits that you will ever find anywhere. It should be noted that Shinji is a gay crossdresser along with an emo kid.
Cheer up, emo Shinji.
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[edit] Horrible Spinoffs
Since the targeted audience of angsty teenage males was reached by the show, spinoffs of the series were produced in game and manga form and sold for high prices. In one of the games though, Shinji stopps being a pussy and gets laid. Too bad his first time is with the gay character. So in a sense. You COULD say Shinji IS being the pussy, since Kaworu most likely was the Butch in this relationship, giving him total pwnership of Shinji's mangina.
[edit] Dealing with Evangelion fantards
Evangelion is extremely popular with useless nerds who think that throwing random Christ imagery into a cartoon about giant robots is deep and meaningful and who think that it is perfectly acceptable for a director to get 50 hours of screentime and still not be able to tell a story. The best way to troll Evangelion fans is to refuse to see the movie. This makes them butthurt.
[edit] Rating
- Action: 5
- Lulz: Over 9000 (for the sheer lack of lulz)
- Furry Gayness: 1
- Gayness: Massive warning levels of teh ghey.
[edit] Evangelion Shtuff
 Yes it does. |
 Wrong hole Shinji. |
 Boob squeeze! |
 Rape. |
 More rule 34. |
 Orgy action. |
 Oh my boobs are so big, and round. |
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 Oh my rule 34. |
 Lol what? (in the background dipshit) |
 Enough rule 34 yet? |
 Never!!1 |
 Every full moon kinky clones stand arounde nude. |
 Angel Attack. |
 Just Fucking Do It |
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 Only on Ebay. |
 Beating a rod until a tank empties. |
 Only furries watch Evangelion. |
 Huge hips are huge. |
[edit] See also
- Beyblade If Yu-Gi-Oh could turn some cards into a tv show, we can turn some fucking TOPS into one just as good!
- Cardcaptor Sakura Fucked up girly anime.
- Pokemon The same fucked up bullshit as yugioh. In the eyes of pokemon fans, yugioh is a terrorist supported cult full of nerds, molesters, and retarded little kids.
- Digimon See above.
- Yugioh If Beyblades could turn some TOPS into a tv show, we can turn some fucking cards into one just as good!
- Zoids Giant fucking anime robots beating the shit out of each other.
[edit] External Links
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is part of a series on Anime. |
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