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Wyatt Mann
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A. Wyatt Mann is one of the greatest cartoonists of this or any other generation.
It is through tireless struggle in the name of our glorious white race that he has finally brought to light the imminent threat posed to our white way of life by the inferior mud races. If there is one thing that you remember from the teachings of this man, remember this: Niggers? Jews? BAD NEWS!
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[edit] Racist Propaganda? Moar liek fucking lulz amirite?
Those of the darker races, or those lacking a sense of white pride have been quick to condemn A. Wyatt Mann as an unfunny overweight alcoholic coward. These people are of course members of the international ZOG Machine bent on enslaving our Aryan men and raping our white wimminz, and should be shown the error of their ways.
Other rumors also suggest that A. Wyatt Mann is in fact a gay nigger jew who is either a self-hating mongoloid, or one of the most awesome trolls in the history of the internets who is simply doing it for the lulz.
These rumors can neither be substantiated or disproven.
However, one matter of Manns personal life that is known is that ED's resident racist Blargh was the result of the Un-holy coupling of A. Wyatt Mann and a jar of mayonnaise, from which the fertilized egg was carried to term in the cunt of a negroid woman.
[edit] A Wyatt Mann: The poet
Not since Shakespeare has there been a man gifted with such eloquent prose, surely his words shall echo down through the ages. Ogden Nash has nothing on him. Whether it be the epic poem of Coon Coon Baboon, or his quick little ditty about the alternate spellings of "Dirty Jew," his rapier wit cuts through all of the LIEberal's deception.
| “ | Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon. Brutal, Worthless, Thieving Goon. Often High, Thrives In Jail, His Welfare Check Is In The Mail. | „ |
| —A.W.Mann, | ||
 Ballad of the Jewish Parasite. |
 Coon Coon Baboon. |
 It all spells DIRTY JEW. |
[edit] A Wyatt Mann: The Comedian
Unlike that unfunny kike Seinfeld, A.W.Mann is a REAL entertainer. His mastery of the one liners will leave even the most conniving of hebes from the A.C.L.JEW fleeing in terror.
 Q: How many niggers does it take to make the world a better place? |
 Q: Why do a niggers eyes swell up and turn blood red during sex? |
 Q: Why did God make niggers stink? |
 Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? |
[edit] 4chan
A Wyatt Mann has gained a cult following among /b/tards, where it is not uncommon to see his glorious propaganda and sage words of wisdom crap flooded by the ravenous hoards of 4chan.
[edit] The truths that the ZOG machine doesn't want you to know
 A Wyatt Mann's preferred mode of transport. |
 Lowtax would |
 LOL irony |
 Greatest daredevil of all time. |
 I wouldn't.. Would you? |
 The ZOG machines secret weapon. |
 Nobody lieks u. Needs moar mudkipz. |
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 Flush the Jew down the well! |
 The Electric Jew has become self aware, we must save Sarah Connor. |
 Only good nigger... |
 RAINBOW coalition my ass. |
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 Remember this white man, don't let it happen to you. |
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 Chimps haet Porch Monkeys. |
 LOL hypocrisy |
 I want a fucking refund. |
 Oh to be so easily amused. |
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 It really wasn't so bad, now was it? |
[edit] See Also:
[edit] External Links:
- A WYATT MANN: THE GENIUS - "Daily" A Wyatt. Mann cartoons. (Not updated in over 9000 months.)
- source for cartoons
- The Six Chimneys* - NEVAR FORGET THE SMOKELESS FEW!!!1one * The title derives from Olga Lengyel's implausible autobiography, Five Chimneys. Since it is known that one of the Auschwitz chimneys is a dummy, constructed after the war, we thought we'd go one better on them filthy hebes.
