Crap
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Crap was invented at least 100 years ago by Thomas Crapper in England. It can either be used literally when talking about fæces or figuratively to describe something as being of fucktard quality. Some argue that crap is sexually arousing, but they are mistaken. Crap also passes for academic inquiry on Encyclopædia Dramatica.
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[edit] Shit
The word crap is the retarded sibling of shit which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to pwn someone or incite funny internet drama don’t use this word, you’ll just make a dickhead of yourself.
Crap also plays an important part in teh English language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following.
- Holy crap!
- Hey, you stepped in some crap.
- I ain't puttin' up with your crap.
- Bullcrap! (Used in objection)
[edit] Uses
Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on your mother's chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes cum as you are a filthy whore. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach is a fag. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.
The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car or in someone's mouth. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang raped by niggers.
It has been common knowledge since last Thursday that if you shove food up your ass you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of South Park.
[edit] The Study of Crap
Excerpt from My Studies on Crap
“Hard Crap”
This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the colour is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around" -- Coloring with Nelson
[edit] Crap as a Fetish
The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related. Licking crap? Eating Crap? Pumping Crap up your dickhole? It's all fair game!
[edit] Crap as a Drug
Discovered in Africa there is a new drug on the streets that is made from fermented sewage called Jenkem. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by poor people and totse members.
| “ | With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life. | „ |
[edit] Variations of Crap
[edit] Crap of Note
- Religious Crap
- Homophobic Crap
[edit] Gallery of Crap
 What passes for poop in diaper. |
 If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma. |
 zOMG I'd Hit That!. |
 Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was... grandma. |
 Even 16 year old girls like having shit smeared on their faces, too. |
 A blonde has found a brown dildo in her toilet! ..Nevermind..it's just a piece of shit. |
 It's a tail! |
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 Oooo!!! You filthy whore! :D |
 Why hello there! |
 I approve of this article! |
[edit] See Also
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- When is it crap?
- Dianne Thorley
- Funnelgirl
- Jenkem
- Shay
- ROKKED
- 2girls1cup
- '23ds"/2"'aa - Crap page created by sheneequa that no one can delete and is invincible
- '23ds"//2"'aa - Crap page created by sheneequa that no one can delete and is invincible. x2
