Stoned
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
To smoke or eat weed, and then mong out[1]. There is often OL debate about whether the US should legalize marijuana use and, if so, what kind of use should be legal. Arguments are sometimes cut short when pro-legalization advocates nod off in the middle of making a point.Since marijuana been a popular recreational drug since the dawn of time, there are many slang terms for it: chronic, maryjane, dope, weed, and flush-that-the-feds-are-at-the-door.
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[edit] Superpowers
Marijuana grants its users extraordinary abilities, which is part of its attraction. While stoned, users can:
- Watch cartoons all weekend without once moving from the sofa
- Resolve any mystery of philosophy while giggling
- Eat more twinkies and doritos than was thought humanly possible
[edit] Stoners Spotted OL
- Tokeup.com
- "I dunno about you guys, but I cant retain information when im high. Doesnt matter how many times i read it, or go through it, it doesnt 'stick'. This tends to be a very troublesome issue when I am high 8+ out of the 16 hours spent awake each day."
- 420 Marijuana.com
- "Sometimes I have these moments of clarity, where all of a sudden I sit up and say 'Wow.. I'm stoned'"
- FNK Board -- The Chronical
- "So it was scrolling right... scrolling... wow i'm stoned, scrolling and scrolling and at one point in time i actually thought i was falling of a building because the posts were like the buildings floor flying up... i hope you guys understanding me right now... cuz its hard as fuck to explain. when you're scrolling down, all the posts are going up really fast on the screen, so it lookes like i'm falling off a building and looking at the building in one spot so it looks like the posts are the floors that are flying past my face as i'm falling down... for those not understanding what i'm talking about, i don't blame you..."
[edit] Using Stoned In A Flame War
- Regarding Your Web Site
- "What in the name of ASCII are you writing about? Are you stoned?"
- Planet Dan
- Quentin Tarantino Sucks
- "What have you been smoking, asshat?"