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Article of the Now — 2007 2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year. Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions to animals, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries. Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates. Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects. 2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas. A list of teh events of 2007: ((MOAR!)) |
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- That GoddessMine is getting v& by the IRS?
- That Jews did Benazir Bhutto?
- The Negro Christmas has only just begun?
- That MySpace can be your e-ladder to e-superstardom?
- That dangerous savages have started up a new country right in the middle of the USA?
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