Pimp My Ride

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I heard you liked Jenkem so I took a crap in your back seat!

SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS, SO WE PUT ME IN THE BACK OF YO CAR

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Another not-a-music-video weeaboo TV show on MTV, Pimp My Ride is hosted by dyslexic, Los Angeles gangsta rapper Xzibit.

1 Synopsis
2 Video Game Adaptation
3 The Meme
4 SUP DAWG

[edit] Synopsis

Pimp My Ride HGTV varient.

Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib -West Coast Customs- strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.

Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends) but mainly for maximum lulz.

For example, say the vic loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Lulz!

However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.

[edit] Video Game Adaptation

A highly successful video game adaptation of Pimp My Ride was made. According to MTV, it is the greatest game of all time. It features voice work from that chick that plays the black fox girl on that Comedy Central show with the cartoon characters. The one that's not funny, besides South Park. The game received scores of 9001% on every review site so you should go buy it, you dumb fucking tit.

[edit] The Meme

A new /b/ and 4chan meme with so much potential lulz that it will make your head explode with epic delight. Behold, the cure for the cancer that is killing /b/:

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) ______, SO WE _______ ______ IN THE _______ (SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU DRIVE).

Based on Xzibit's catchphrase from the show, the meme sets the lulz trap by letting /b/tards fill in the gaps where the car owner's 'hobby' and the resulting pimped-out ride's modifications are left open to the /b/magination. It has generated much original content and the average /b/tard's response to a SUP DAWG thread is usually something along the lines of, "Oh exploitable".

It is sometimes posted as "YO DAWG", but only by unfunny retards who have masturbated to Loli-chan too many times to see what they're typing.

There will always be one asstard who posts "SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ...", but this is inevitable.

[edit] SUP DAWG

Post any and all good SUP DAWG quotes here:

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX!
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP DA WHOOP SOME NIGRAS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS, SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVIN, SO PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR, SO NOW YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU ARE EMO, SO WE PUT RAZORS ON DA STEERING WHEEL.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
SUP DAWG. WE HERD U LIKE ISLAM, SO WE PUT SUM BOMBS IN UR BUMPER.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
SUP GAIAFAG. WE HEARD YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/, SO WE MADE THIS THREAD FOR YOU.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WATERMELONS, WE PUT SOME IN YOUR TRUNK BUT I ATES DEM- OH SNAP!
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADE YOUR HARD DRIVES.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 4CHAN, SO WE SAGED YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE AIDS, SO WE INSTALLED A HABBO POOL IN YOUR STEERING WHEEL.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOT GUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME CHIKINS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
SUP DAWG. WE HURD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
SUP DAWG. WE HERD THAT YOu'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAAAAAAAAAS BESIDE YOU.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE INSTALLED A BIG FUCKING ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STEERING WHEEL.
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HERD U LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW, SO GUESS WHAT WE FITTED IN YOUR BACK SEAT?
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEWS, SO WE PUT FOUR THOUSAND JEWS IN YOUR ASHTRAY.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DATELINE, SO WE PUT PERVERTED JUSTICE IN YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE POLAND, BUT WE FORGOT. SORRY.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOUR POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND, SO WE PU-WHAT NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TACOS, SO WE RAPED YOUR MOTHER AND MADE A COAT OUT OF HER SKIN!
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE POOPED IN IN YOUR GAS TANK.
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIM JOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.