Tupac
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A famous emo rapper who was a martyr for many wiggers everywhere. Like many black males, Tupac was shot because of territory disputes with another black male. This fatal wounding would lead to his death, but many think he is now some sort of lich.
When Tupac was in the hospital, he wrote his last song, "How Could This Happen to Me" (later covered by the Hard Rock band, Simple Plan). This became one of the songs featured for making fun of Emos on ytmnds for awhile. He would later die from lynching.
He is well remembered for hating all them "East Coast" niggas, the most famous of them all being Biggie Smalls, since he was fat and sucked more cock than Tupac. Much like a true poet and artist,Tupac would rap about how much he wanted Biggie and the East Coast to diaf.
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[edit] Tupac Now
Tupac has now become the savior of the poor ghetto youth. You can see their praise and worship with their "Thug-Life" tattoos across their pot bellies and large posters of him cover every square in in the rooms.
In addition to being worshiped by many wiggers, emos, and apes - there is much mystery to Tupac. After his death At least 100 years ago, Tupac still produced many more albums. There was much rejoicing, but people started to wonder HOW!? Tupac was dead! Or so many thought....
[edit] Tupac Conspiracies
Because of the mystery of how someone could release albums prior to one's death, three main conspiracy theories arose, and there was one true one. The truth is that Tupac, Elvis, Sasquatch, Osama Bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein are all living in Octal420s basement. Octal420 often feeds him fried chicken and watermelon. It is the perfect plan, as no one would actually believe it's true.
Some believe that there is a government conspiracy behind his death (Surprise Surprise). To these people, the CIA and FBI and like, you know, THE PRESIDENT created a false death scene so that they can keep the black man down.
There are some who believe Tupac and Biggie faked their own deaths so they can be BFFs in a Thug Mansion. They still believe that they are living somewhere together, with possibly Elvis, counting their hard earned money. This theory has helped blend cultures together. Thugs and Elvis Fans now have MOAR common ground.
There are some who even believe that Tupac is some sort of undead creature. He has risen from the grave, and he is now in a tomb somewhere dark and damp beneath the earth. In this crypt, he records his songs and bides his time to make his zombie army complete. When the army is completed, he can take over the world. This theory was later based on a movie.
[edit] Thug Love
tupac the semi resurrection
[edit] 2pac is Barney
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