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That's not a girl! IT'S A TRAP!

Believed to be responsible for the death of Trap-kun's parents.

Trap-kun defeats the "Asian = small penis" stereotype once and for all.

Enjoy your AIDs.

A different species of trap.

[edit] Background

Trap-kun, also known as Peter-Leon Ho Nguyen, lives in Sydney, Australia, where he can frequently be seen performing fellatio on older men. He claims to be bisexual and like all bisexuals cultivates a healthy interest in child porn, sadism, cross-dressing, and shota. He is also obsessed with the thought of fucking nerds and therefore preys upon /b/tards. You have been warned.

Like Harry Potter, Peter's carefree and happy childhood came to an untimely end when his parents were irl pwnt by dark wizards automobile accident (living proof that Asians cannot drive, evar). Experts from Chansluts speculate that Trap and his three other siblings inherited a considerable amount of money which was then promptly spent on drugs and women's clothing.

Young and naive, little Peter released all of his angst by listening to Dir en Grey, sniffing crack out of his Lolita sister's ass, and whoring himself on message boards across the internets, much to the delight of pedophiles everywhere. Eventually he discovered /b/, where he found a legion of weeaboo and faggot fanboys all hungry for pictures of his petite oriental asshole.

After realizing he had no dignity left, Trap-kun disappeared for a time and would later be seen seducing little boys on MySpace. He was later banned by Tom and his army of 16-year-old girls for phishing and distributing a large list of stolen usernames and passwords to the internet hate machine. After barely passing high school and finding himself without drugs and cash, Peter did what any metrosexual man with no real talent would do: he started working as a hairdresser (aka blowjob machine). Later a friend of the family would secure employment for our pathetic camwhore with Peter Morrissey. He now works at Ksubi for money to support his growing drug problem.

[edit] Son of Trap

Actual photo of Pearson the drug-child.

Like any flaming homosexual, Trap-kun is ready and willing to screw anything that moves so long as it has drugs, money, or prefferably both. Being the exhibitionist that he is, Petie often cheats on his lovers and takes pix of himself and his drugged up partners in various states of undress for the entire internets to see.

That said, Trappy tells that he failed to wrap up his pencil-dick up one night while high and sticking his member into a cunt that didn't happen to belong to his girlfriend at the time. This resulted in the birth of a mistake named Pearson. The crack-child's mother supposedly took him away from his whore-father to live with her in Amerikkka. Pearson is believed to be about 4 years of age by now. If located, please refer him to this article so that he can learn moar about his origins.

After losing Pearson, excessive cocaine use left Trap-kun with a manic drug addiction. Having failed as a parent, watched his naked pictures spread all over the internet, and possibly contracted any number of STDs, Trap-kun is well on his way to becoming a potential an hero. If you should encounter this chan, please encourage him to DO IT FAGGOT - and make sure you get the pics for ED!

[edit] Faked Death?

In 2007, rumors surfaced across the chans that Trap-kun's cocaine addiction got the better of him and he died shortly after an overdose. However, /b/tards in Sydney have since proved this rumor false. In fact, it is now believed that the rumors in fact originated from Trap-kun himself, who wants all of his embarrassing photos to stop circulating on the interbutts and Wapanese to stop stalking him.

Silly trap; you can't escape from us - we know where you live!

[edit] Whereabouts

Trap is believed to still work for the Ksubi fashion label; rumors indicate that he may be opening an import clothing store in Hong Kong some time in the near future. Peter can still be found prowling at his usual nightclub hangouts, "Club 77 Kingscross Sydney," where he has been sighted "doped up on coke and hunting for young boy ass" according to a witness. Poor and defenseless Peter has given up camwhoring (or so he would lead us to believe) and would prefer if he was forgotten on /b/ all together, but little does he know that this page will be here forever.

Rape is imminent...

[edit] Fun Facts

• Age: 21
• Asian Supremacist
• Slut
• Kenpo Blue Belt
• Has at least two tattoos: the letters "pcL" (Pain, Courage, & Love) on his shoulder and another unidentified marking on his back
• Sexual Position: Top
• Prefers men who look like women and women who look like men (Ages 13-18)
• Favorite Hobbies: Trolling 4chan's /b/ and watching anime
• Favorite Music Genre: J-Pop
• Favorite Foods: Chicken Teriyaki & Feta Cheese (possibly smegma as well)
• Favorite Drinks: Heineken, Hahns Premium, and Raspberry Absolut
• Favorite NRL Teams: The Parramatta Eels & The Brisbane Broncos
• The third of four siblings: has one older brother, one older sister, and one younger sister.
• Obsessive Compulsive (Counts cars and his remaining cigarettes 7 times before smoking one, for example)

[edit] Links

• Don'tDateHimGirl.com Bio
• Stickam Profile
• youshallfall@hotmail.com

[edit] Gallery

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