Sage Freehaven
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sage Freehaven, born July 25, 1981, has been in the furry community/fandom since late 2001. He was the administrator of fchan from February 2005 to June 2005, after which Sage Nadia took over administration duties due to Sage's indulgence of his desire to anally violate donkeys on a regular basis.
Sage is a regular poster on 4chan; he is a regular poster on /co/ and /tv/, despite everyone's best efforts to get him to leave; and thinks himself a clever troll on /b/, sometimes going so far as to post his own picture and call for other /b/tards to troll him.
He can often be found on The Raised Tails Cafe channel on FurNet, is a member of the Furry Wrestling Alliance roleplaying group, and is a semi-regular source of irritation on WTFux and WTFur/Lulz.net, and the CrushYiffDestroy forums. He is also notorious for his love of the characters Squirrel Girl, Gadget Hackwrench and Minerva Mink.
And this, kids, is what happens when you post about yourself on WikiFur.
[edit] Fursona
Sage's furry alter-ego is an anthro wolf with grey fur, brown hair, and green eyes. His three meter-long penises throb when he watches Inspector Gadget.
[edit] Animu
The fucking furfag was recently discovered to be a character in one of the worst animu of all time.
[edit] Furries!? On MY 4chan?
What is it with people? Why do they always want to be where nobody wants them? Seriously.
If you see a furry on our glorious paradise, keep yelling at them to GTFO 4CHAN FURFAG. This holy mantra, passed down by generations of Totally Cereal Furry Hunters, will destroy their will to live and banish them back to the luminiferious aether.
Beware, though, he is about the biggest attention whore in history - even bigger than your average 4chan user.
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