Yiffstar
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[edit] The Yiffstar??!10 WTF is this?
Despite the name is is neither glowing nor something to wish upon in a situation of desperation.
It is actually an artificial star colony made for housing millions of Furries that have been evicted from the planet Schnitzel (formerly "Earth") by the Imperator Hidolf Atler in the year of 2069 for being really gross perverts and not wanting to eat schnitzel or jodel. By penetrating a wormhole with their big pink ball they managed to venture into the past... a time before the great fursecution to recruit more yiffyfurs and reclaim Schnitzel once and for all. It is powered by protein which is supplied by yiff which is powered by furry gayporn stories the vessel leeches from the intarwebs. The Yiffstar also keeps a crew of yiffyfurs locked up in seperate rooms with typewriters and stacks of paper to write yiffy erotic furry sex stories that can be used as backup raw material for protein production.
[edit] The crew of The Yiffstar
Extremely dangerous, but goofy looking is the yiffyfur. He often disguises as earthly fur which are no harm at all other than that they may stain your shirt with suspicious substances. Spectators who are very good at counting and have a good memory can determine that the number of Furries leaving a Furry Convention is unproportional to the number of arriving ones. This certainly not due to the fact that Furries reproduce, but because they are pooped to earth by The Yiffstar's warp asshole directly to the con wearing their warp- and protein-stain-tested space suits called fursuits. Most yiffyfurs under the leadership of their fuehrer, the so called "Great Yiffy One", have the sole purpose of producing "paw off" material for sustaining The Yiffstar, the yiffyfurs' HQ in space.
[edit] Their Leader
The notorious space pirate Toumal T. Orca is responsible for many attacks on numerous gayshops and aquiring of illegal goods. His file contains many cases of severe furry gayporn smuggling and stealing babies from their families to convert them into ruthless yiffyfurs for his space pirate crew and eating those who were not yiffy enough to survive the rough life in space.
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