United Nations
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The United Nations is an exclusive international organisation that is consistently and constantly abused by every fucking nation in the world. Fo' real. The UN has five permanent UN security council member nations, that dictate how everyone else should live. These include People's Republic of China (chink cunts who will kill your children with lead poisoning); France (egotistical bastards, who thinks the world revolves around them and their shitty language); Russia (soviet twats, who would conquer your lands and rape you if they could); the United Kingdom (can't even sort out their own fucking mess of a country, let alone anyone elses); and the United States (likes to invade countries by lying to other nations, land of fat cunts). So with these charming permanent states, is it any wonder the UN can't do anything. If you are not a permanent UN security council member you are required (on pain of death), to publicly goatse in the general assembly thrice monthly, this leads to "lesser" member states becoming bitches of the big five motha' fuckers.
This is how international politics works:
- 1: I have fucking oil
- 2: You want it
- 3: I say no
- 4: You cry and have a tantrum at the UN
- 5: UN members say I'm a cunt
- 6: Epic Trolling
- 7: UN members are to fucking pussy to obey their own resolutions
- 8: America invades a sand-nigger country
- 9: ????????
- 10: Prophet!
IRL Because the UN is not America's bitch, the U.S has refused to pay over $1.3 billion to it. Dubbya has said that it will only pay the U.N the money it owes if all member states announce their submission to America. This has unfortunately aggravated Putin's furry blowjob sessions. During the Israeli-Lebanon conflict in 2006, the Jews bombed a UN station deliberately for Lulz, because Jewland is a vassal state of America.
That fucking asian, Banki moon is now Secretary General of the UN. It remains to be seen if he can actually reform the useless bitch of the United Nations and fuck up the big five.
