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A site run by self-hating semi-closeted homosexual, Matt Drudge. Drudge is most famous for exposing the Monica Lewinsky story, and just being an all-around dickbag. Mostly, Drudge just leaks rumors and half-facts, usually with a conservative Republican angle. More of an Attention Whore than a political tool like Rush Limbaugh, Drudge just wants people to notice him.

The Drudge Report website is a big mess of text links and only occasionally includes worthy news. Rarely does Drudge post proper links to recognized news sources, and prefers instead to post vague semi-bombshells without really giving sources or further info. His skills with HTML have been likened to those of a cat, and his site is a close approximation of what most 16-year-old girls' websites would look like if not for Myspace. He is also heavily self-agrandizing, as evidenced by his hit counter (which is doubtlessly 46% neo-conservative dittoheads, 50% people like the author who are mocking him, and 4% furries waiting for him to come out of the closet) and a link to the Drudge Reference Desk, which is actually an independent site in which he is not involved and which is probably mildly allergic to him.

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[edit] Use in drama

One of Drudge's prior attempts at garnering attention.

Matt Drudge is now used as a source for more spectacularly unevolved conservatives (i.e. all of them) to prove points in lame internet debates. Usually used to support a one-liner, as follows:

Doltasaur: HILARY CLINTON DID VIETNAM

Skeptic: Get back in your corner.

Doltasaur NO FOR REAL LOOK HERE ITS FOR REAL

Skeptic: Get back in your corner.

It is only a matter of time before a permutation of Godwin's Law is made for Matt Drudge.

[edit] Drudge

Matt Drudge is well known among liberals for having attempted to assassinate Bill Clinton at least 100 times so that he'd finally have some credibility among conservatives. His sheer ineptitude led him to fail every time, usually resulting in furry rape, arrest or both. He later attempted to fellate Clinton in hopes for creating his first real news story, but confused Clinton with a toad and contracted herpes instead. He now simply throws cinderblocks at squirrels in hopes of being arrested and therefore being newsworthy. It hasn't worked.