Piss
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
As a noun, piss (or, to use medical jargon, pee-pee) is the fluid waste that exits teh cock and/or whatever-females-piss-out-of.
- There is piss on the floor. lulz.
As a verb, piss is the act of the fluid waste exitting teh cock and/or whatever-females-piss-out-of.
- Yeah, I pissed in your mom's ass last night. What are you going to do about it?
Sometimes when I piss, it burns. This is called gonorrhea, which is some nasty shit.
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[edit] Urolagnia or Urophilia
Urolagnia is the hearty enjoyment of urinating or being urinated upon in public. Some urophiliacs go as far as to save their piss for periods of months and then gorging themselves until their stomachs burst. As urolagniacs are all sick fucks and have no friends, relatives, or even coworkers willing to talk to them, they would then be left to die in a pool of their own urine, grinning like idiots, which they most certainly are. They regularly break very sensible laws about not pissing in the street, and would quite enjoy paying you for the privilege of having you piss in their eye, thank you very much.
As all society's evils naturally trace back to Emos, it is important to remember that most Emos are urophiles who piss the bed even though they are generally in their mid to late teens and should fucking well know better. It's yet another of their attention seeking techniques.
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 A lie told to scare you and hold you back from your full potential. |
 Urolagnia- it's the American way! |
 A whore pissing |
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