Gordon Brown
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gordon Brown is the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and George Bush's latest worst nightmare.
Brown is a dour Scotsman who succeeded former PM for Life Tony Blair last Thursday, after the British public came to the PM's official residence -Number 10, Downing Street- with burning torches and a rope to string him up for sedition and subjugation of a once proud nation to what seems like an eternity of American pwnership.
He has openly stated that under his watch, there will be no moar kissing of W's arse and/or rolling over for his master like the toy poodle that Tony Blair was.
On his first official visit to America as PM, he insisted that both he and Bush wear suits instead of the gay cowboy duds that W used to dress Blair in for photo-ops. He then continued to pwn W by correcting him, calling The War on Terror a "war against crime" and insisting that Afghanistan and not Iraq was the root of all evil. For his part, Bush heaped praise on his new 'partner' in democracy, complimenting Brown on his ability to corrupt LOL, but if he was expecting any reciprocal analingus, he had another thing coming as Brown politely thanked him and left W with his unsucked dick hanging out for all to see.
Brown comes to power after 10 years in Blair's shadows as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Originally tipped as the next leader of the "New" Labour Party in 1994, Brown pwnt himself by letting Blair take the gig in a super secret deal where Brown would get his shot as The Man next time around. However, with no term-limits, Blair kept the job and kept running for re-election until his downfall.
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- Mr. Brown is from Glasgow and -as such- should nevar be fucked with.
- Mr. Brown is a big fan of Arctic Monkeys, (even though he's nevar heard any of their music) and thus, 'down with the kids'.
- Mr. Brown's closest adviser is a man named Ed Balls (srsly).
- Mr. Brown was made Chancellor of the Exchequer because he is Scottish. In the UK, a Scot is akin to being a Jew (there are no Jews in the UK since the entire population sympathises with Palestine), the Scot being notoriously tight-fisted with all things related to money.
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