Paul Wolfowitz
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Paul "Poo Breath" Wolfowitz is a disgusting creature who served as George W. Bush's Deputy Secretary of Defense, and as one of the brains behind the Iraq fiasco. In last year's Gallup's List of the Filthiest People in the World, Wolfowitz ranked 4th, right behind Britney Spears, Danny Bonaduce and Kelly Osbourne.
After a long and interesting career, Wolfowitz became even more infamous with his appareance in Fahrenheit 9/11, the film by Michael Moore. According to Suzanne Goldenberg's profile of Wolfowitz published in The Guardian, "one of the most indelible moments of the film … is when Paul Wolfowitz puts a generous dollop of spit on his comb before smoothing his hair for a television appearance." She observed prophetically: "Iffy grooming habits are the least of Wolfowitz's worries as he takes on the presidency of the World Bank."
When Wolfowitz was appointed by the genius as president of the World Bank, his policies and habits were widely rejected, like urinating on public, ejaculating into his hand before a handshake, and exposing himself with a sausage tied to the end of his penis. He also increased his girlfriend's salary, which prompted his resignation, thank God.
Worst of all, during the last meeting of the Bilderberg Group in June 2007, Wolfowitz was asked to leave permanently for using his rectum to lip-synch the song "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" to Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
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