Vladimir Putin

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A typical Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Vladimirovich "Vlad" Putinovich, born at least 100 years ago, is the current Dictator of Russia and leading advocate for the legalization of pedophilia and necrophilia. He's co-creator of the website Necrobabes. [1]

1 Biography
2 A healthy, cool obsession
3 A sick uncool obsession
4 Trivia
5 See also

[edit] Biography

Vlad was born in Miami, FL, to a wealthy family. He spent his childhood here, where he enjoyed the sun and the palms of the city.

Openly gay at a time when it was daring to be so, he was well known for his flamboyant lifestyle, his vulgar sense of humor, and his penchant for perfume and costume jewelry. He performed in some plays before emigrating to Moscow in the late 1920s. He also performed in drag frequently.

Vlad at age 10.

In 1929, while working as a drag/burlesque entertainer, he claimed to have been visited by visions of a dead ancestor, Olga Whorevovich, who told him he had to fuck corpses.

He continued his theatrical career throughout the 1930s, the 1940s, and the 1950s. In 1961, Vlad was recruited into the KGB and also became a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, where he made love to almost every dead comrade who had been declared a dissident.

[edit] A healthy, cool obsession

Putin fell in love with the corpse of a young comrade who had died in 1982. Using his connections, Vlad removed the body from the tomb, carted it through the cemetery after dark on a wagon, and transported it to his home. As the skin of the corpse decomposed, Vlad replaced it with silk cloth soaked in wax. As the hair fell out of the decomposing scalp, Vlad fashioned a wig inspired on his

One of his lovers.

earlier days at the theatre. Then, he filled the corpse's abdominal and chest cavity with rags to keep the original form, and kept the body in his bed. Vlad also used copious amounts of perfume, disinfectants, and preserving agents, to mask the odor and forestall the effects of the corpse's decomposition. After the long process, he fucked and fucked and fucked!!!!! OMG!!! Yesssssssssss!!!!! Go Putin, gooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[edit] A sick uncool obsession

Putin likes little boys.

Another one of his lovers

[edit] Trivia

Measurements: 33-25-35 (in 1930).
Had a brief affair with actor Hal Le Sueur.
According to his 1998 PLAYGIRL Magazine interview, in his youth, Putin posed nude for an artist, who carved a statue of him that was placed in a public spot in Miami. After the interview appeared, people from Miami searched for the statue in vain.
Once ate 14 hotdogs in one sitting.
Portrayed by Kathy Griffin in the play "Corpses Are Forever".
When not raping decaying bodies, Putin enjoys poisoning ex-KGb agents
His average dinner consists of lettuce, a living chihuaha, and a small glass of vodka.
His surname loosely translates as "whore" in spanish.
A fan of Ted Kaczynski's writings.