Sheneequa
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Name given to 1 in at least 100 black females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look plastic and their huge asses and boobs that exist since the very same day they were ejected from their mother's chubby vagina.
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[edit] What is Sheneequa?
Sheneequas are required to have--at the minimum--10 children (niglets), all with skin that is blacker than black, all by different fathers. A Sheneequa's daily meal consists of fried chicken, Kool-Aid, Watermelon, fried chicken, grits, fried chicken, collard greens, and more fried chicken. Did we mention fried chicken?
However, the Sheneequa who is a sysop of ED isn't so much like that because she is very well spoken.
[edit] Trivia
- Sheneequa is a black ppl name, often associated with fat ugly clap carrying prostitutes, bitches and or hoes, or Niggets in general.
- Sheneequas are often poor and have no sense of lulz or dignity.
- Sheneequas, being black, these fat, ugly, clap carrying, prostitutes are often found in cotton fields, smoking pot and/or crack, eating watermelons and/or deep fried chicken, or scouring city streets looking for sex.
- Occasionally you may come across a large group of Sheneequas, if this happens, make many a loud noise and raise your hands well above your head to scare them off (this tactic is not recommended for use with bears!)
- Once in a nigger moon, you may come across a niggette named Sheneequa that has a high paying job. This happens when they fuck or stab everyone on the corporate ladder. It can also happen if a white man in a position of authority (as far as the nigra is concerned, that's pretty much all of them) looks around and sees that there are no black faces on their floor and they may have to hire one just to keep the NAACP out of their asshole.
- She don't live here no mo'.
- Sheneequa is a direct descendent of Thomas Jefferson.
- For moar information on Sheneequas, or to observe them in their natural habitat, visit the green room at the Maury show.
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[edit] See Also
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