Goatse
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If you were offended by this picture, maybe you shouldn't have looked at it. Sorry, Man.
It still isn't as bad as this. Click.
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[edit] Fun facts about Goatse
- Goatse can take bed posts up the ass
- Goatse seems to be married because he has ring on his hand... FUCKING LOOK!!!
- Goatse has a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin asshole.
- Goatse is the most popular member of The Power 5.
- Goatse’s best friend is The Giver.
- Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself, the sex move, or the website that started it all.
- Goatse gave birth to the aryan race as well as that dickhead Osama bin Laden.
- Your mom gets off to Goatse every day and one day hopes to marry him
- Goatse is currently dating tubgirl
- He is also known as Bottle Guy. You can also understand this fact with the aid of this video.
- At least 100 people see Goatse for the first time every day
- Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and FUCKING HUGE DILDOS
- Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment,) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a series of tubes.
- http://goatse.cz hosts an exact mirror of the main pages of the goatse.cx site, and manages to preserve most of the original phonetic touch and feel
- A survey found goatse gives 90% of people who view it nightmares for months.
- It is now illegal [1]
- There are over 9000 links to goatse on ED.
- Over 9000 ED users think this is funny.
- It's not.
- It is.
- It's not.
- It's fucking disturbing. But it is.
- STFU NOOB IT TOTALLY IS!
- Despite popular opinion on the Internets, Goatse's asshole is not the way it is because he has stretched it that far. The original intention of the photo shoot was to show people the disturbing consequences of Melmo.
- If goatse was in a fagsuit, furfags would get off to this.
- Some furfags do anyway.
§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet (a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 10 years. (b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years. (c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading. (d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS. (1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and ‘‘(2)the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.’’. (b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 2252B the following: 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.
That means that you cannot link it because it tricks people into viewing obscenity. That stupid law was created probably since a senator, or even George W. Bush got pranked and then fap to it without anyone looking, and were wusses and outlawed it. However feel free to link it via Aim or your favorite IM client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is means they are not being tricked.
[edit] Official theme
Goatseman, Goatseman,
Does whatever an asshole can
Shits a turd, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Goatseman.
He's the Goatse Man
Streching his ass hole out as far as he can
When he traveled time
Bringing lulz for all mankind
[edit] The Man Behind The Anus
One very persistent internets user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups, and eventually located the star of this picture, by matching the pattern of moles on his ass. It is with many lulz that ED advises the world that the Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal
He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (I'm not shitting you) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. Here's a goatse video. . .Not for the faint of heart
[edit] Actual Accounts Of Goatse
anon 2: so anon 2: i heard ur brother got sucked up by goatse anon 2: seen it happen myself also anon 1: yeah D: anon 1: It's awful anon 2: to my cousin anon 2: yeah anon 2: i was on ed anon 2: and got up to go to the br anon 1: onoes anon 2: when i got back anon 2: he was opening to page anon 2: 4 years old anon 2: i was liek anon 2: NUUUUUUUUUE anon 1: FOUR? anon 2: FOUR anon 2: RAN FOR HIM anon 2: in slomo anon 1: xD anon 2: i grabbed his ankle anon 2: got his shoe anon 2: that was it anon 1: D: anon 2: rest of him was in a spiraling pit of nasty anon 1: I feel your pain. anon 2: insides of soem guy i dont know anon 2: yeah anon 2: god
[edit] Uses of Goatse
- Trolling
- Police Work
- Hidden links
- fifty goatse post
- Vanity License Plates
- Femse
- GoatseMarathon You thought the first goatse was bad.
- A tribute to Goatse
- Goatse Pancho Villa Slip n' slide
- Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club
- First reactions to Goatse at Flickr
[edit] The complete set
If you're too lazy to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of this exact picture set HERE. However, this site is owned and operated by the same person as Meatspin, and we all know what a ghey fgt he is.
[edit] Gallery
A Goatse-inspired alternative design for the London 2012 Olympics Logo |
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Goatse is the one true god |
God is a fan of goatse too |
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Moar support from Apple. |
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3D interactive Goatse in Games |
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A rare Madeleine McCann drawing. |
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wtf!!1 |
Goatse in my pokemon. |
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Goatse in my Nintendo!!1 |
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Behold the GoatseStar! |
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DO NOT WANT!!! |
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Broadcaster gone wrong :O |
Bioshock goatse |
Google supports goatse. |
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[edit] See also
[edit] External links
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Usenet - GNAA - Bantown - Alt.fans.karl-malden.nose - Grog - Alt.syntax.tactical - Alt.tasteless - Andy Kaufman - Kenneth Eng - GOBBLES - Snopes - 2 Years for Trolling - Borat - Goatse - PP4L
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Practice: | /b/ - Holocaust denial - Hello.jpg - Pain Series - Fox News - Ann Coulter - Weev - Blu Aardvark - Hep - Fail-chan - Fort Longcat/Patriotic Nigras - The Power 5 - Sparkling Wiggles - Spoiler - Nigger Manual - VoicEverything
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Targets: | Feltcho - Ashi Moto - Duke Otterland - Gay Drama 2006 - TheRedSkull - Violetkitty411 - YouTube - Warbears - Waco - Vtech - JiZZy: Pakistan - Wikipedia - Pakis - MySpace - LiveJournal - Facebook - Harry Potter - DeviantArt - Mediacrat - Tawneelynne - Tom Galloway - Bravesgirl5 - InkLink - My Immortal - Tara Gilesbie
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