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[edit] IRC Unban RESOLVED

Thanks to whomever was kind enough to unban me. ~Warhol

[edit] Jewtube Of the now nomination

Presidential advisor Karl Rove rapping at a press dinner. Just call him MC Rove. o_0 [1] --Drunkenlazybastard 06:58, 30 March 2007 (UTC)Drunkenlazybastard

[edit] Request

Please flush *earlier versions* of Image:Essjay balloon starts rising.PNG and Image:Essjay loved for lies I.PNG. Got the directories confused. Plzkthx.Voronic 17:35, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Some lolzy news

lol whut

Fat asspie gives chihuaha the banhammer

--Snarkymolarky 05:36, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jewtube Of The now nomination

MAH BABAY

That's already been a youtube of the now. --SheneequaTalk 19:46, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

That's probably where I found it, I guess I just forgot :P --Snarkymolarky 21:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LOL UNBAN PLZ

ODB banned me from irc because he is a communist. Please unban. --Blargh 05:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
NO LONGER RELEVANT

I'm a Socialist. LOL.

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[edit] Unban LOL Me Too

Can someone unban me from irc too? OR at least tell me why i was banned. KTHX -SeanEmmett 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED Always = EPIC WIN!!!

Oh...lollers!!!

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifAbu Hurairah al MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 06:50, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I missed it all; logs plz. Leam 08:21, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

irc.encyclopediadramatica.com 04:09:56 PM 3/18/07
04:09:56 PM <Info> The connection to the server has been established
04:09:56 PM <Server> You have joined the room
04:09:56 PM <Server> Miss aveline arbchat at 7pm on sunday as requested by OVERLOAD | http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Miss_aveline
04:10:01 PM <ajt> apparently menstrating
04:10:11 PM <OldDirtyBtard> whats going on i here guys
04:10:12 PM <OVERLOAD> thats fine... and we're contacting everyone we can to have them removed
04:10:16 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: can you comment on that picture?
04:10:23 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: who is "we"
04:10:27 PM <ajt> who are you?
04:10:37 PM <ajt> what is your relationship to miss aveline?
04:10:41 PM <Sherrod> OVERLOAD: unless you are the copyright holder, you have no authority to have those images removed, and in fact would be breaking the law by doing so.
04:10:48 PM <ajt> this is true
04:11:00 PM <OVERLOAD> a close friend, as well as i'm working with her parents
04:11:03 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: can you comment on this picture: http://uploader.chipszone.net/userfiles/1048/Dsc02420.jpg
04:11:17 PM <ajt> why the tampon string, OVERLOAD?
04:11:28 PM <OVERLOAD> ajt: like i said theres plenty of pictures that still remain that we're trying to get rid of
04:11:39 PM <ajt> and you are going to be very unsucessful
04:11:43 PM <ajt> re: they are not yours
04:11:48 PM <OVERLOAD> maybe so, but those ones are not bashing someone
04:11:54 PM <OVERLOAD> who is no longer with us
04:12:04 PM <Sherrod> "bashing"? I don't understand.
04:12:05 PM <OVERLOAD> think about how you would feel if that was one of your friends or loved ones?
04:12:08 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: did miss aveline have vaginal problems? Please comment on this picture: http://uploader.chipszone.net/userfiles/1048/Dsc02420.jpg
04:12:24 PM <OVERLOAD> ajt: thats not important
04:12:29 PM <ajt> The hell it isn't
04:12:35 PM <ajt> it may have caused her death
04:12:45 PM <OVERLOAD> ok I can see this is going no where
04:12:49 PM <ajt> ok ok
04:12:53 PM <ajt> I will stop now
04:13:02 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLOAD: why doesn't aveline get on #arbchat
04:13:17 PM <Sherrod> cause she is no longer with us
04:13:19 PM <OVERLOAD> old: shes not with us
04:13:29 PM <OldDirtyBtard> i wont be much longer
04:13:29 PM <Sherrod> who is she with?
04:13:33 PM <Sherrod> maybe they know how she feels about tampons
04:13:58 PM <ajt> Now look, OVERLOAD I want to know what you want
04:14:03 PM <OldDirtyBtard> i had a wish once
04:14:11 PM <OldDirtyBtard> to be surrounded by pussy
04:14:13 PM <ajt> you know you have no legal traction with any of this, don't you?
04:14:14 PM <Sherrod> OVERLOAD: look, you have stated a good case, but unfortunately we are well within the mission of ED and not breaking any laws
04:14:18 PM <Sherrod> so the article will most likely stay
04:14:20 PM <OVERLOAD> Myself and her parents,friends,etc would like the page removed preferable
04:14:23 PM <OldDirtyBtard> and a wizzard turned me into a tampon
04:14:27 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: horseshit
04:14:31 PM <ajt> you are the only one
04:14:33 PM <OVERLOAD> otherwise your site is being used as a breeding ground for people to bash others with
04:14:43 PM <Ribo> if they wanted to contact us
04:14:44 PM <OldDirtyBtard> not true
04:14:47 PM <ajt> That is not what it is meant to do
04:14:48 PM <Ribo> they would have done it themselves
04:14:51 PM <Ribor> ather than proxy
04:15:00 PM <Ribo> you have no proof of this
04:15:04 PM <ajt> I can not look away from miss avelines tampon string
04:15:10 PM <ajt> Ribo: I agree
04:15:12 PM <OVERLOAD> I'll contact colo4dallas again and let them know we have no co-operation from you guys. they already advised it wasn't with in terms and conditions and if you didn't help to get back to them
04:15:22 PM <OldDirtyBtard> i had stripper doing a batchelor party once
04:15:35 PM <OldDirtyBtard> and she forgot her fuse was hanging out
04:15:49 PM <OVERLOAD> this isn't going anywhere and you obviously don't understand how it feels to have a loved one or a close friend whos no longer with us to be insulted and said to basically be "trash"
04:16:00 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: she is trash
04:16:02 PM <ajt> look at her
04:16:06 PM <ajt> I mean, come on
04:16:10 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLOAD: depends how you feel about death
04:16:16 PM <OldDirtyBtard> i'm a buddhist
04:16:19 PM <OVERLOAD> ok we're gonna play a little game
04:16:22 PM <ajt> ok
04:16:23 PM <OldDirtyBtard> dead body is dead
04:16:25 PM <ajt> let's play
04:16:41 PM <OVERLOAD> the "professional" overload is now gone, i tried to handle it as a nice person and be professional
04:16:45 PM <ajt> does your game involve taking out that tampon
04:16:47 PM <OVERLOAD> but you guys obviously aren't
04:16:48 PM <OVERLOAD> so
04:16:49 PM <ajt> OH NO
04:16:55 PM <OVERLOAD> brb
04:16:58 PM <OldDirtyBtard> INTERNET TUFF GUY ALERT
04:16:59 PM <ajt> SRS BUSINESS OVERLOAD IS HERE
04:17:04 PM <ajt> brb lol
04:17:05 PM <OVERLOAD> gonna msg a few people as well who want this page gone
04:17:10 PM <ajt> YEAH MAN
04:17:13 PM <ajt> POWER TO THE PEOPLE
04:17:16 PM <OVERLOAD> you will see
04:17:19 PM <ajt> YES
04:17:21 PM <Ribo> INTERNET PETITION TIME
04:17:22 PM <ajt> I AM MALCOM X
04:17:26 PM <ajt> I AM MALCOM X
04:17:33 PM <Ribo> overload: i recommend shutdowned.org
04:17:45 PM <ajt> Ribo: that isnt funny those people are srs
04:17:54 PM <v0dka> OVERLOAD: do you believe in free speech?
04:17:56 PM <ajt> They are the only internet group that scares me
04:17:57 PM <Sherrod> shutdowned.org is the biggest fucking pain in my ass
04:17:58 PM <Ribo> ajt: i know, but i wanna be helpful
04:18:00 PM <Sherrod> you have no idea
04:18:04 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLORD: are we to be quaking in our boots?
04:18:09 PM <ajt> they have real legal weight
04:18:14 PM <Sherrod> i like it when people threaten ED, its so funny
04:18:26 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: Where are your "peeps"?
04:18:35 PM <OVERLOAD> yah go connect to your page now assholes. we'll see how long colo4dallas puts up with this b4 they term your ass and u can have fun finding another provider
04:18:40 PM <Sherrod> how do i shot web?
04:18:41 PM <OldDirtyBtard> he's opening their cell doors now
04:18:47 PM <ajt> WHERE DOES THE INTERNET MENSTRATING GOTHIC COMMUNITY STAND ON THIS ISSUE?
04:18:50 PM <Ribo> c4d
04:18:50 PM <Sherrod> OVERLOAD: are you serious?
04:18:54 PM <OVERLOAD> dead fuckin serious
04:18:55 PM <Sherrod> did you really tell the colo provider on us?!
04:18:56 PM <Ribo> APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
04:18:57 PM <Sherrod> OH FUCK
04:19:00 PM <Sherrod> seriously?
04:19:04 PM <Sherrod> why the fuck would you do that??!!?
04:19:05 PM <Sherrod> FUCK!
04:19:05 PM <OVERLOAD> you're fucking with people who know alot more then you think
04:19:06 PM <Sherrod> we are so fucked
04:19:07 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: lol you are a fucking faggot
04:19:11 PM <OVERLOAD> yah have fun
04:19:12 PM <Sherrod> oh shit
04:19:12 PM <ajt> yeah
04:19:13 PM <ajt> ok
04:19:14 PM <Sherrod> oh shit
04:19:15 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLORD: is that a threat?
04:19:15 PM <Sherrod> fuckl
04:19:15 PM <v0dka> OVERLOAD: do you believe in free speech?
04:19:16 PM <OVERLOAD> we'll see whos a fag when you have no provider
04:19:18 PM <Sherrod> what are we going to do!?!?
04:19:20 PM <Sherrod> FUCK
04:19:23 PM <OVERLOAD> and colo4dallas terms your asses
04:19:25 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: like this doesnt happen 4 times a week
04:19:27 PM <Sherrod> I paid them a ton of money for this month
04:19:30 PM <OVERLOAD> u think its a joke now but you'll see
04:19:33 PM <Sherrod> they won't refund if we get shut down
04:19:34 PM <Sherrod> fuck
04:19:34 PM <OVERLOAD> na i don't think u understand
04:19:36 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: you are a fucking joke
04:19:44 PM <ajt> why dont you pull that pussy string out of her pussy?
04:19:45 PM <ajt> why dont you pull that pussy string out of her pussy?
04:19:45 PM <ajt> why dont you pull that pussy string out of her pussy?
04:19:45 PM <ajt> why dont you pull that pussy string out of her pussy?
04:19:46 PM <ajt> why dont you pull that pussy string out of her pussy?
04:19:51 PM <ajt> you fucking faggot
04:19:57 PM <OVERLOAD> lol goto efnet bitches plenty of kiddies on there to play with your site
04:20:04 PM <OVERLOAD> trust me
04:20:06 PM <Sherrod> oh fuck
04:20:09 PM <Server> ajt has removed the “moderated” room mode
04:20:10 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLORD: are you Darth Vader Y/N?
04:20:11 PM <Romantic> I trust you OVERLOAD
04:20:12 PM <OVERLOAD> you shit is done, remove the page or it can stay down
04:20:16 PM <ajt> FUCK YOU
04:20:17 PM <Romantic> you sound like a smart guy
04:20:24 PM <Clapaucius> omg efnet kiddies
04:20:26 PM <v0dka> OVERLOAD: do you believe in free speech?
04:20:27 PM <v0dka> OVERLOAD: do you believe in free speech?
04:20:28 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> Haro
04:20:29 PM <Ribo> PLAYTIME
04:20:30 PM <Ribo>IS OVER
04:20:39 PM <Clapaucius> "don't worry, ma'am, we're from the internet"
04:20:40 PM <Blargh> overload what legal basis do you have to make us take the page down
04:20:41 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> IT'S FUCKING GO TIME
04:20:41 PM <DEAD_FUCKING_SERIOUS> is dead fucking serious
04:20:44 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLORD: are you l337 hax0r
04:20:48 PM <Blargh> overload what legal basis do you have to make us take the page down
04:20:48 PM <Blargh> overload what legal basis do you have to make us take the page down
04:20:49 PM <OVERLOAD> have fun newbs, colo4dallas will be contact again and we'll see how happy they are about your site being the cause of their outtages
04:20:51 PM <Rystic> its madness!
04:20:53 PM <A_RUIN_SPIDER> is on the case
04:20:56 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> THIS
04:20:56 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> IS
04:20:57 PM <OVERLOAD> im sure other customers will be quite happy too
04:20:59 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> SERIOOOOOOOOOOUS
04:20:59 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: what the fuck are you talking about?
04:21:02 PM <A_RUIN_SPIDER> THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
04:21:09 PM <Rystic> This is serious fucking business.
04:21:12 PM <OldDirtyBtard> OVERLOAD: YOU HAVE AN UNBALANCED LOAD
04:21:12 PM <Rystic> Dead serious.
04:21:12 PM <WE_ARE_FUCKED> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
04:21:15 PM <OVERLOAD> ajt: if you don't know then you're clueless
04:21:15 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: I AM SURE THAT C4Ds bandwidth is as small as you think
04:21:22 PM <Blargh> OldDirtyBtard: that made me lol
04:21:25 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: you are a fuking retard
04:21:26 PM <Sherrod> OVERLOAD just threatened to dos a colo provider... and cause business loss... hrm... that is against the patriot act
04:21:28 PM <ajt> dos us
04:21:29 PM <ajt> do it
04:21:32 PM <Clapaucius> wait, was the efnet kiddie thing a threat now that would be serious business. a criminal case, perhaps.
04:21:32 PM <Ribo>PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:32 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
04:21:33 PM <Sherrod> so its pretty hot he did it in public irc
04:21:33 PM <OVERLOAD> have fun newbs im out, but last warning remove shit or your site can stay down
04:21:35 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
04:21:35 PM <ajt> OVERLOAD: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
04:21:36 PM <ajt> do it
04:21:36 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:36 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:37 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:37 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:37 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:38 PM <Ribo> PEREZ HILTON'S GONNA BE ANGRY
04:21:38 PM <Server> OVERLOAD has left the room
04:21:43 PM <OldDirtyBtard> lol
04:21:44 PM <Rystic> lol
04:21:44 PM <SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> ahahaha

Due to technical difficulty...teh article formerly known as Miss Aveline can now be accessed at any site designed by Silverfluxdesign. Please help your community by making sure Silverfluxdesign's customers know that the owner is a Black Hat h4x0r and that their information is not safe. Thank you.

--The Rt. Hon. Edward Pele Lollington, Esq. 23:41, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Epic. I personally don't think the Aveline drama is all that funny, but that is 100% Wetwork. Going to see if I can add a section on her. Leam 07:58, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Apparently Perez Hilton was angry. Crakwhrrr 12:51, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

What happened to the Miss Aveline article?--Bigblackspook 17:45, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

  • WHAT HAVE U DONE TO OUR MUDKIPS :-(((((((( Leam 19:10, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] CAPTIONS PLX

I suck at writing captions and request aid. Disabled Village Children. --Snarkymolarky 02:29, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] CONSERVAPEDIA

Blargh's Trendpedia [2]?

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They are prolly heretics, rejecting the grate Martin Luthor! but srsly, haven't read a word.I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 16:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

  • OLD NEWS. Nubs. I found this a few weeks ago. Pretty lolzy if you ask me. Almost as lulzy as Ed. --Snarkymolarky 02:44, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  • I created an account there, but you know, ugh. I'm conservative, but these idiots give conservatives a bad name. It's worse than Wikipedia in terms of reliability, but it looks 10x better in terms of pure lulz and trolling potential. Hmm, the dilemma. Of course, one needs be aware of their solemn warning to trolls (lol): "Minors under 16 years old use this site. Posting of obscenity here is punishable by up to 10 years in jail under 18 USC § 1470. Vandalism is punishable up to 10 years in jail per 18 USC § 1030. The IP addresses of vandals will be reported to authorities. That includes your employer and your local prosecutor". --Blu Aardvark 03:53, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
    • that warning sounds like the conservapedo internets are serious business Zenophile808 07:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mormonwiki

Currently being destroyed by /i/, lol at the front page.

Teh wikijew mansion has many rooms, check mormon stuff on ToW, cabal city! ... and Joe Smith was such an honest bloke!I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 16:04, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sorry For Putting A Bun In Ur Oven, Honey!

I KNOCKED YOU UP FOR THE LULZ BUT UR BUTTHURT :(
I KNOCKED YOU UP FOR THE LULZ BUT UR BUTTHURT :(

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish and MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 00:23, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Healing?! It was a fucking choice. Dipshits. --Snarkymolarky 02:47, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Policy

Do we have an article stating the correct way to get an article removed from the site? If we don't, I'm going to write one (and I guarantee lulz). --The Finn 10:35, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

  • this is an excellent idea. is it possible to word it so that it mentions both article and information removal (like names/addresses or pictures)? a good amount of drama comes from people coming re: this and i think streamlining this would be a+ Leam 18:23, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LNN Possibility: Alleged Swedish Teen Allegedly Rapes Alleged Dog

Right here.

The alleged incident happened in Norrköping last Thursday. The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel bitch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it, local paper Folkbladet reports. He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do.


- From the article (it really says last Thursday). Crakwhrrr 19:16, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LifeChurch.tv starts Second Life anti-pornography campaign

http://www.roughtype.com/archives/2007/03/born_again_agai.php

This is a perfect occasion for the "patriotic niggers" to troll. --QWERTY 23:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Sounds ripe...however, since we only report trolls/raids you should prolly tell them.

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  • On the other side of the Second Life drama-generator, the Second Life Herald is now printing furry erotica. Lulz for journalism. Shortcat 05:08, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Thank you PN Ambassador Shortcat! Excellent investigative journalism, sir, and fuckken lollers as hell. Second Life continues to find moar bottoms in the bottom. Good to have your gadfly eye.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish and MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 05:31, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Assuming none of this is meant to be informative, but merely satiric/parodic…

…should there be (or is there) a template to generate a link to help explain a subject for those not in the know? I've been getting bugged not knowing whether this site is supposed to help explain Internet phenomena, or merely have fun with them, based on the general assumtion that the reader always knows what's up (which I have trouble believing true for any user, given the sheer number of topics). — Lenoxus 03:21, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I'm thinking you mean a seemingly niche article on a DeviantARTard like Zeriara? Y/N? Most memes are explained (if they can be...lollers) as are raid/troll articles like Patriotic Nigras. Cite an example plx.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish and MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 03:33, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Hmm… gee… I just don't know what to say… I guess I'm a little too settled into the Wikipedia NPOV (or at least semi-NPOV) model of informing people. If an article says, say "X is a pice of shit", or "X is a whore on Xanga", am I really that much closer to understanding what X is all about? Do I have any way of distinguishing X from all the other whores and fags the Web seems to be filled with?
  • An example might be "McDonald's". Even though it starts with a moderately accurate opening, the rest is (and I'm not complaining about this fact per se) a bunch of lies. So we reach a sort of unbreakable cycle — if a person really doesn't know what McDonald's is, how are they going to be able to sift out the true definition in the first place, especially if the lies are written in a nuetral tone? Maybe I'm just not up enough on my internetspeak, but perhaps it should be spelled out, at least in one small corner, that this whole site is kind of in a completely different dialect than us n00bs are used to. I hope that didn't sound too elitist.— Lenoxus 03:58, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Short version (as above):
About Encyclopedia Dramatica

Done in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the Internets and in real life. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of encyclopediadramatica in our About section.

—ED



If someone wants to know facts about Ireland eg., they're in the wrong place. The Encyclopedia Brittaniaca does that better than we do. If they want to have a good laugh about the history of Ireland tho...that's ED.

However, if you want to know about the DINE IN HELL meme...we try our best to document it's origin and evolution and then show peeps what it's all about (which is lulz).

For moar TL;DR see your Talk page.

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[edit] Latest MySpace Killer

Even the local news knows that when the story is "Whitey Gen X/Y/Zer in stabbing..." the first order of bidness is to check out they MySpazz page and his own page. Peep the comments already pouring in. May be worth watching for an article.

Future jailhouse rocker, Tony Lovato of Mest
Future jailhouse rocker, Tony Lovato of Mest
Tom Anderson declined to comment.

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no charges were filed, but he did kill the guy. the police said it was self defense Sdjbass 11:58, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Possible LNN: McCain Myspace Pwnage

Or: A primer on why you don't use templates and images residing on servers controlled by other people. --Litterbox 19:28, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Good eye, gadfly! Cheers.

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[edit] pic of the now

Hi, please add me to the pic of the now queue
Hi, please add me to the pic of the now queue

Soz I am running out the door and just leaving this message so hopefully someone takes care of it. --SheneequaTalk 04:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] New template formats

I've modified MediaWiki:common.css and a small handful of templates ({{youtube}}, {{lj}}, and {{ljcomm}}) to make them function more like they should, ie, the thumbnail image that goes with the link no longer leads to the image itself, but to the URL it's supposed to. However, the template (and the pages it is used on) may not show an image at all until one clears their cache or forces a hard refresh. It also may not display if you use an old or ghetto browser, but Noone cares about that shit. --Blu Aardvark 04:49, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Also, btw, I've created {{deviantart}} in the same vein, and will probably do another for myspazz. Makes links purtier. --Blu Aardvark 05:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
    • kk, {{youtube2}} is for linking to jewtube profiles, {{myspace}} is fucking obvious, and I've added some functionality to {{lj}} and {{ljcomm}} which means you can now pipe different text (and I managed it without breaking the existing functionality). The myspace, youtube2, and deviantart templates look really fugly in the article section, though; they're best left for external links/see also. --Blu Aardvark 08:21, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] And even more kool stuff

kk, all links to youtube vids, even those where the author failed to use the template properly, will now display with the vid icon as they are supposed to, at least in Firefox. (This applies to links to videos and not to profiles. Also, the template is still better, as it appends the URL hash for proper video tracking, but that's trivial stuff) Also, all links to full-disclosure now display preceded by this. I don't know if this is a desired effect or no, though. It's easily undone, in either case. Some opinions on it would be nice. It currently affects this article and CircaRigel, as well as a small handful of others. --Blu Aardvark 11:24, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Also, that CSS bolds the links, which can be undone really easily. --Blu Aardvark 12:07, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] OVERLOL PLZ TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS

"Don't worry, ma'am, we're from the internet."

http://www.reputationdefender.com/FAQ.php

I wonder how many people trolled here have tried this service. Looks hilarious.  :3 Leam 03:32, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

  • LOLOLOL--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 05:57, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Wow...I wonder if they can do an "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" on my reputation.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish and MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 19:40, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Email them and ask them how much they charge their clients to have a couple of pot addled post grads spend a day doing Google searches on them. Prolly any EDiot and a laptop could do the job of their entire company (except the paperwork - cos we karnt sp3l r wordz proply) without getting out of bed. Hmmm.......That's not a bad idea..... Crakwhrrr 14:57, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] nigra chitlinz make sweet loev

lulz --Snarkymolarky 21:09, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

  • LOLO...added to LNN.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifFish and MudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 19:42, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED IRC invite only?

It keeps saying invite only. ;_; Someone invite user raidcop Anonymous 89 14:21, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] n'yuk n'yuk n'yuk

human cocaine --Snarkymolarky 01:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] for the LNN...

I don't know if this can be considered lulzy so much as absurd. --Snarkymolarky 03:59, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] MOTHERFUCKING ED:CZAR DOUBLE REDIRECT

I FINALLY FUCKING FIXED IT :D (But why didn't anyone else think of what I did >:[)--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 06:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED IRC seems to be dead

Any reason why? A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 22:18, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

  • we are feasting on the cyber virginity of a thousand little girls and boys while you of the unchosen are left huddling in the cold. ^_^ Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii22:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)~iiiiiiiii--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 22:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Youtube of The Now

Where the hell do you guys find this stuff? I can't believe "Parry's Angels", I lol'd.

--Snarkymolarky 02:13, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

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