Anonymous Borg
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This article needs moar mocking of people like Kakama5 and Mecha-Hitler style shoops. You can help by adding more mocking of people like Kakama5 and Mecha-Hitler style shoops. |
The Anonymous Borg are a relatively recent mutation of Anonymous. Like The Borg -the hivemind alien race bent on universal pwnage in Star Trek- they suffer from huge amounts of unwarranted self-importance and a superiority complex.
These anons gone rogue have decided that they speak for all of Anonymouskind because THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS and they know what's best for anon. Meanwhile, it is well documented that basement dwelling, 13-year-old virgins with no IRL friends couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery and should have their Internets confiscated by Al Gore until their balls drop and they stop playing in their tree fort.
Contents |
[edit] Mission
Their main mission (apart form /i/insurgency in general) is to recruit like-minded spastics into a personal army to unite all Anonymous -from 4chan, to 7chan, to 420chan, to Jackie Chan- into an organised force with a 'central command' and uniform 'thinking'. However, like a fascist dictatorship, the 'brain trust' of Anonymous Borg has already decided everything and debate and dissent is not an option.
[edit] Delusions Of Grandeur
The Anonymous Borg like to tell site owners how they should run their sites as if they were the board of directors at a Fortune 500 company. Whilst they contribute little-to-nothing content-wise and nothing financially, they will not be denied.
- In the following "morality play", the part of unwarranted self-importance is played by Locutus_of_Lulz and the Soup Nazi is played by moot.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> We are Locutus of Anonymous <Locutus_of_Lulz> You will respond to our questions. <Locutus_of_Lulz> Your use of a public IRC netowrk is less efficent for Anonymous and to you. <Locutus_of_Lulz> We have established a large and stable network, just for Anonyous <Locutus_of_Lulz> Lulznet. <Locutus_of_Lulz> irc.lulz.net <Locutus_of_Lulz> aka irc.partyvan.org aka irc.lulzhost.net <Locutus_of_Lulz> It is the combined servers of many chans. <Locutus_of_Lulz> 7chan has joind, fapchan as well; 420chan will when they update their server software. <Locutus_of_Lulz> the /i/nsurgents built it off our several servers. <Locutus_of_Lulz> The Patriotic Nigras have added their servers. <Locutus_of_Lulz> Great things are afoot. <Locutus_of_Lulz> We will await your return <Locutus_of_Lulz> But we know that moving #4chan onto the central node is most efficent for all parties. <moots> not happening <moots> irc is stupid <moots> go away
Later, that same day:
<Locutus_of_Loli> We do not wish to hinder the progress of 4chan <Locutus_of_Loli> But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous. <Locutus_of_Loli> We shall double the dataforce. <moots> uh okay <moots> i am going to go make soup now
[edit] Tactics
- Are not afraid to use 1337 h4x0ring techniques (like gigaloader) having mastered Computer Science III.
- Will DDoS their own species (like nigger cannibals will eat the educated white man) in order to endear themselves to the chan community at large.
- When Anonymous Borg 'speak' (usually thru IRC), you'll notice the mouthpiece in question will use the royal "we" as in: "We needs to go potty, brb."
- When issuing fatwas, will emulate V and verbalize voraciously like vindictive and villainous vipers.
[edit] Analysis
Soon to be grounded by their parents, these idiots are not much of a threat but extremely effective at creating huge amounts of drama and FAIL; and thus EPIC LULZ.
By violating many of their own (very gay) Rules of the Internet their whole 'point' is rendered moot.
By trying to organise chaos, they show a limited understanding of how the Internets and IRL work. They also seem to speak English as a second language since they don't seem to understand what "random" means and/or (being the namefags they are) the nature of the "anonymity". Not that Anonymity works on IRC.
They also fail it at marine biology, since trying to localise piss in a sea off piss is impossible.
In short, they should all gb2Gaia get the fuck of the Internets, gb2school and focus on becoming bureaucratic fucks when they grow up.
In the meantime, they should be made to watch Anon's favourite film -V for Vendetta- until they understand how to inspire and stir the collective consciousness into giving a shit.
[edit] The Argument for and against Anonymous Borg
[edit] Notable Anonymous Borg
- Lulz.i8
- Lulznet
- Shiahgo
- Angyl
- CeLe
- Xyrix
- Kakama
- Moronicus of Anonymous
- Any newfag /i/nsurgent
[edit] See Also
- rAIDS
- /i/
- Communism
- Hivemind
- Unwarranted self-importance
- brb, soup
- The Caturday Nap
- Rules of the Internet
- Script kiddies
- Dying Alone
- Little Hitler
- brb, compromised
- Angyl
[edit] External Links
