Dragomike
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Dragomike is an untalented fat furry artist who, like many other popular artists, has a huge e-go, and he is also a prime example of why fat fucks must die. He claims he lives in Greece, which is actually furry for trailer park in Oklahoma. His catchphrase is, "when power fails, fatness prevails!" which we all know means absolutely nothing whatsoever and doesn't make any fucking sense. It's likely he thinks (that is, assuming he CAN think) saying retarded things makes him cool.
| “ | Yup Thats me! The Biggest Huggest Fattest Humongous obese Sumo Macro Dragon!I will hug you! I will smoosh you! I will Slurp you! and of course make you huuge and faaat!! lol | „ |
| —Dragomike, on himself as a fag | ||
He also enjoys using various retarded adjectives to describe himself and others, and types like a retarded five year-old, as seen above. Another interesting thing to note is that he has a sweatpants fetish.
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[edit] Essential Dox
- Addicted with dragon, cartoon dragons! FAT ones, NEVER muscular! Muuahahha!!
- Drawing is his main hobby.
- He is craaaazy for pop tarts and happy meals!
- His love is in Cartoons! The 80’s ones! The new ones suck! Boooo for 3D ones!!!
- He watches Naruto.
[edit] "Art"
Dragomike's art is so horribly shitty that it can give people severe mental trauma from just glancing at it. Therefore, furry fucks flock to his art, leaving hundreds of "WE LUV UR ART DOOOOOM OMG KAWAII ^___________^" comments on his art pages.
Along with other fat furries (such as Fatferaligatr), he's obsessed with sumo wrestling. However, he's doing it wrong.
He sometimes dons the cap of attention whoredom by pulling something dramatic or emotional out of his oversized, zit-covered fat ass, as seen to the left.
[edit] Emo
Along with being a gigantic, bloated, faggy pile of lard, failure, and AIDS, Dragomike is also emo. Thus making him a gigantic, bloated, faggy, emo pile of lard, failure, and AIDS. Much like the horrible band Fall Out Boy, whom Dragomike happens to be a huge fan of. Seriously, he'd suck Pete Wentz's cock any day.
Much of his emo comes from problems with his family. However, instead of maybe solving the problem by moving out, which would actually make sense, Dragomike deals with family issues by badmouthing them on the internet, and making bullshit claims of being unable to do anything about his problems. For example, once, his brother had an epiphany and ripped up one of Dragomike's drawings, and told him to get a life. Dragomike then swore revenge on all "hy00mans", and then later tried to cut himself. Unfortunately, he is one of the unfortunate fatties who is just so morbidly obese, he can't even kill himself, thus failing even moar than he already has. That's a quad whammy.
[edit] Hy00mans
As stated, Dragomike calls any person who points out his furgotry hy00mans. And because his brother did a good deed and ripped up his drawings, he now hates them all. All of them. Even Jesus. Even Hitler. Even jews. Even Bono.Even Gordon Freeman. Even starving children in Africa. Even me. And even you. Especially you. Furthermore, this means he even hates himself, and all of his friends, due mostly to fact that fat-ass dragons fail to exist/use internets. In fact, he pulled the biggest Fuck you I'm a dragon since starblade wandered into the debate club 100 years ago
[edit] OH SHIT
Dragomike, his butt-buddy Tolstoy, and a bunch of their fatass buddies think that they're e-warriors, and have set up their own Juggalo group called the Anla Shok, to fight against the evil hy00mans such as Boy George and moot and even you. However, Dragomike was too busy masturbating to child porn (he also does this wrong) while his faggot friends were in battle, and was subsequently party vanned for his fat faggotry. He told the judge he did it for the lulz and proceeded to rant about how he will eventually destroy the world by sucking it up in his fat. The judge told him to GTFO and lurk moar, to which he replied by eating the nigra.
[edit] Reaction to This Article
Dragomike made a journal about his discovery of this article. His journal was pretty much a rip-off of Two-Ton-Neko's reaction. I mean, just read them both. They're practically the same fucking thing. We all know that if TTN didn't post that 'ground-breaking' entry, then Dragomike would just draw another 'HY00MAN HATE >:O' picture, though that would have been more lulzy. Tolstoy also posted about it in his FurAffinity journal. Of course, then came the obvious and generic "those JERKS!!1! we r here 4 ur support" comments. Here they are, for those who don't want to click on any diseased FagAffinity links.
[edit] Dragomike's Journal
| “ | Well ok, now that was a hit that I never got in my entire fur life.
But I am not writing this journal to start yelling and swearing the person that made this page with all those insults about me and my work. Quite the opposite! I am going to praise him! For many reasons! Yes! Really! I am writing this because I tracked down his Username and he is both a user here in Fur affinity and Deviant Art. So I am pretty sure he is reading this! I am not giving his name, don’t go on his page and talk to him, because this is what he really wants! But enough of that! On my subject now! I have to admit that I got quite a shock when I was reading his article, I felt down for a while but as I was reading more and more I begun to laugh! Yes! Laugh so much with all those freaking retarded stuff he was writing! I want to thank him for making this page, becouuuuuuuuse he gave me 2 benefits! You have no idea how much fun is to draw something and the person that doesn’t likes it want to just bash you away with retarded insults! Not only had he made me laugh! (First Benefit) He just makes me want to draw more and more and much more! (Second benefit) Soooo a Big thanks to you buddy!!! Ya heeeeee!! One more thing that made my day! I am going to write you a single line from his article! Check this out! “Dragomike is an untalented fat furry artist who, like many other popular artists, has a huge e-go. He claims he lives in Greece, which is actually furry for 'trailer park in Oklahoma'.” Guys!!!! Can you believe it!! I HAVE A TRAILER HOME IN OKLAHOMA!!! Boy! I never knew that I had a one of those there!!! Geeze that make me so happy!! I can finaly leave Greece and go live there! Hahahaha that makes things better for me!!! I can visit many of my friends! And FINALY Gota have that Pop Tart!!!! Anyway! This Journal went a little big, I want it to close it with a Huuuuge DM sized Thanks for all of you that Replied to tolstoy tolstoy’s Journal. Its so good to know that you have good friends that supports you. As for me Guys Don’t worry! I still laugh with that crap he wrote! I even wet my sweatpants! And I don’t have a spare one to wear!!!! lol Now I have to waddle to Oklahoma! I gota see my new Trailer!!! See you all!! And Thanks!!! :D :D :D P.S For all of you that i gave you the link and the ones that found the article please don't post any links here, for the usual Traffic reasons. :):) Thank you! | „ |
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[edit] Tolstoy's Journal
| “ | It appears that my bro and good friend dragomike was attacked. No, not physically but here on the net. One those pesky hate sites saw fit to insult and belittle him. Im not going to link you to it because that would generate traffic for this ass clown.
It's always the same story. Some intolerant person just has to write mean crap about things that they are unwilling or incapable of understanding. Now, you can take this in many ways. You could fly off the handle and demand immediate retaliation; which would accomplish nothing. You cant win an argument against a stupid person over the Internet. Just cant happen. Its easy to lob insults when youre hiding behind a monitor. Thats just being a coward. Its the case with the creators of all those hate sites. Cowards. Every single one of them. Theyd never show up to meet me or any one of us face to face. Cowards. No balls. No spine. My bro DM is a dragon of infinite integrity. He is one of the most wonderful and awesome furs I have ever met. No cheap shots like this will bring him down. Not in the least. Why? Because Shok dar is better then that. He will always be better then cheap anonymous insults. Love ya bro. *bearhugs* Oh, and please dont post links to that site here. Thank you. | „ |
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Yeah, really intimidating, guys. As you can obviously see, they are scared, even though they try to be badass in their journals. OxiMORON, amirite? They are also too stupid to realise that they are "hiding behind a moniter", as they berate us for doing. Seriously though, if they actually knew where anyone lived, would they really meet them IRL? Would they honest-to-God come out of hiding to tell off their persecuters? Didn't think so.
[edit] See also
[edit] Gallery
 The many faces of a fat fuck. |
 HELP THE POKEYMANS! STOP DRAGOMIKE! |
 Once again...CRAWLING IN MY FAAAAAT! |
 Possibly worse than rule 34? |
 HAHA HE IS SO FUNNY LOL. |
[edit] Fan Art
 | Add pixplzkthnx to Dragomike Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
 What we all wish would happen. |
 BIGGEST DWAGGIE EVUR! ^_^ |
 Isnt he teh fattest dwaggon uve EVUR seen? ^_^ |
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 LOL SHIT IS FUNNY |
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